Title: I Can Tell Just What You Want
Fandom: Secret Six
Characters/Pairing: Catman/Deadshot, Jeannette
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,364
Summary: Blake. Lawton. Sparring. Sex. Pretty straightforward.
A/N: As a disclaimer, I do not ship this. However, Gail Simone does and that's good enough for me. Also, I was in a smut mood and there are no good words for girl parts and these two are tied for second favorite male character and as for my first, Ragdoll has neither functional genitalia nor anyone I'd feel comfortable seeing him sleep with (the first person who says Parademon or Black Alice gets punched in the solar plexus), so this was it. Enjoy.

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Title: You and Your Friend
Fandom: X-Factor
Characters/Pairing: Rahne/Rictor/Shatterstar, Jamie, Guido, Layla
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,882
Summary: The boys invite Rahne over to play.
A/N: I love PAD, but let's face it, he will never make this canon. It's up to me.

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Title: Gemini, Virgo
Fandom: X-Factor
Characters/Pairing: Jamie/Layla, Shatterstar/Rictor, callback to Jamie/Terry
Rating: PG-13 (sexual situations)
Word Count: 675
Summary: Jamie encounters a problem.
A/N: Canon has probably overruled this, but I fudged it in my neverending, futile attempt to be funny.

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Title: My Little Superteam: Friendship Exists Occasionally
Fandom: X-Factor
Characters/Pairing: Rictor/Shatterstar, Jamie/Layla, Guido/Monet sorta, a callback to Jamie/Monet, everyone else
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,288
Summary: Shatterstar discovers My Little Pony, and then so does everyone else.
A/N: You're probably wondering why. The answer is "because it didn't exist yet."

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Title: Heal Thyself
Fandom: X-Factor
Characters: Jamie Madrox
Rating: PG (swearing)
Word Count: 1,041
Summary: Jamie's dupes can be unpredictable, and they're often the opposite of what he wants. Sometimes, though, they're exactly what he needs.
A/N: I think I just wrote hurt/comfort where the comfort is...himself. Jamie's life sucks, so I wanted him to feel better, which basically meant him manifesting the aspect of himself that's somebody's mom. Also, first X-Factor fic. Whee.

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Title: Under Construction
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,092
Summary: Like most buildings, Sherlock's mind palace has a floor plan. It's a work in progress. John wants to see it anyway.
A/N: It may be contrary to the spirit of the show, but I'm only human and sometimes I have to write unmitigated fluff. Sorry.

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Title: Vinegar Valentine
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Possibly one-sided Sherlock/Moriarty...ish
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,027
Warnings: Body parts. Nothing you won't see in the show
Summary: Jim sends Sherlock a gift in the spirit of the holiday. Moriarty-style.
A/N: This is the first fic I've written for this fandom, so. Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!

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Title: Frigid
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Superboy, Icicle Jr. (aka Conner Kent and Cameron Mahkent, hey their names are weirdly thematic, derp)
Rating: PG (language)
Word Count: 1,009
Summary: Conner tries to help. Cam screws up the one thing he wanted to get right.
A/N: Written for a prompt on yj_anon_meme. "Even after manipulating and betraying him, Superboy still sometimes visits Icicle Junior in prison."

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Jesus H. almighty Christ on a Vespa was this evening ever ludicrous.

It is football season on OSU campus! This means that attempting to navigate my way home after work was like traveling against traffic on the pilgrimage to the fucking Mecca!

Which is exactly how they view it, mind you. It is a religious obsession. I was shouted at from a car window for not wearing scarlet and gray. I understand that it is their hobby and they get invested, but perhaps they would like to visit www.giveafuck.com and register their names to win a voucher for one free rat's ass, because I don't seem to have any on hand!

*deep breaths*

Okay, sorry. God. I need a sandwich, a beer, a shower, and a reason not to open my mouth under it and inhale until I mercifully drown.