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Hoodoo and Haints Podcast

Thursday nights at 9 p.m. EST on YouTube, you can kick back with the Broken Army family for a live recording of the best podcast with your hosts, The Broken Prophet and Cocoa. 

Available on all podcast platforms. YouTube members can access live recordings and many other members only benefits.

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MEET THE READERS

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ASMA, THE FINANCIAL MINISTER

1 (800) 305-1014 EXT 12

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THE BROKEN PROPHET

1(800) 305-1014 EXT 10

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Prepaid scheduled readings
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DEMI 333

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Ms. Nancy AKA "The Mother Shuffler

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LADY J 


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Cocoa Scissorhandz


1 (800) 305-1014 EXT 13


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OG Black Cat

1 (800) 305-1014 EXT 16


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