Thee Trials and Tribulations ov Thee First Lord Wanker

I'm gonna put this out there.
IT'S MUCH BETTER TO BE FRIENDED BY ME AND FRIEND ME COZ THERE ARE MORE INTERESTING THINGS GOING ON FOR MY FRIENDS ALONE...



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These being the lone ramblings of SIR Lord Wanker, ass-spanker. Knight of the Realm, Defender of the Faith. Sodomizer of the kind, Right Reverend of the wicked- Perverter to the Stars, master of the Indigo third ray and Lord of Karma.

Who am I? I was a doubter,
now I believe...

I was once blind,
now I see...

I had been asleep,
now I'm awake...

I was once a mourner,
now I spread joy...

Cosmic fools, misfits, degenerates and sinners...
The Doors of Perception are open for business.

Wanna take a ride?

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An original jingle for "Vice" Resident Cheyney:
(sung in the tune of the "Dr. Pepper" theme)

I go bird-hunting, and I'm proud!
I belong to an elite hunting croud!
When I hear good ol' Dick's
buckshot rifle go click
I get it in the face and I call out loud:

(chorus)
I got peppered!
he got peppered!
she got peppered!
We're all peppered!
Wouldn't you like to get peppered, too?
Call Dick Cheyney, just call Dick Cheyney!

I felt that buckshot go in my face!
Didn't think I would join this race!
one side of my head,
Nearly blowed off dead!
Now they're taking shot out, not mace!


(chorus)
I got peppered!
he got peppered!
she got peppered!
We're all peppered!
Wouldn't you like to get peppered, too?
Call Dick Cheyney, just call Dick Cheyney!








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You're a restless rebel with an unpredictable nature. Bright but unbridled, you tend to seek out wild experiences over new ideas. People are frustrated by your great potential, but you love your unconventional life. You're a heartbreaker. People get attached to you, and then you're gone. Your strength: Your thirst for adventure Your weakness: Not taking time for slow pleasures Your power color: Hot pink Your power symbol: Figure eight Your power month: March