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Find me on Hell, I mean Facebook [Jan. 9th, 2013|03:42 pm]
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https://www.facebook.com/john.baker.92798072
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Rememmmmmmbahhhhhhhh [Oct. 18th, 2011|10:34 am]
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Memo to self: remember to put the Imagewonk_room feed back in your default view as soon as that borked as hell post rolls down past the front couple of pages.
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Writer's Block: Once upon a time… [Aug. 25th, 2011|11:20 am]
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What is the first line of your favorite book?


"You see, I have this space suit."
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(no subject) [May. 18th, 2011|12:33 pm]
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Do the new embed codes work here now?

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(no subject) [Apr. 9th, 2011|05:30 pm]
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These LJ performance issues are pissing me off something fierce.
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OH JESUS CHRIST SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ASSHOLE. [Feb. 12th, 2011|08:42 am]
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Planned Parenthood receives $350 million in Federal grants each year. (And Federal money is specifically earmarked NOT to pay for abortion services.) $350 million is jack shit.
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Wow I think I love this guy [Nov. 21st, 2010|07:05 pm]
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Dude posting in response to some idiotic narrowminded "cain't let govermint control our lives" article about net neutrality, here. Scroll down and look for Tristan, he's amazing:

Tristan September 8, 2010

*sigh* Looks like I have to explain, yet again, some simple economic and social concepts to clueless conservatives.

Listen up, because I don’t appreciate having to repeat myself, especially not when the information I’m about to give is so ludicrously simple that if you didn’t already know it you might need to consider going back through school.

The FCC wishes to regulate the internet insofar as reclassifying it to a “telecommunications service”, which, if you had actually bothered to READ the telecommunication services act, would only apply strict laws barring any business from restricting access to any network or reducing the quality of service for anyone who is on said network. The act was originally designed to prevent Ma Bell (that’s AT&T these days) from blocking other telephone companies from using its existing network of telephone lines. In the few areas where it DID allow them to use its network, it restricted the quality of their service to the point that most people switched to Bell anyways. continuesCollapse )
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Yeah so screw you, Stewart and Colbert! Nyeah!! [Nov. 2nd, 2010|11:22 am]
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http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoon/display.cfm/92344/

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Is this cartoonist really trying to say the Stewart/Colbert event was a bunch of hoohah and that the GOP is doing the righteous and honorable thing by actually getting out the vote? The assumptions I have to er, assume they're making are tremendous. Democrats don't have a get-out-the-vote effort? (Republicans didn't just effectively destroy part of the Democrats' get-out-the-vote effort by outlawing the existence of ACORN?) The rallies didn't raise voter awareness and make at least some people look past the shrieking and fear and vote what's actually best for them? The look on the guy's face bothers me. He hates people who want to get past the fear and the unreasonable shrieking and hair-tearing and just live our lives and have a republic we can be proud of again? Yeah, hyperbole but seriously, the look on his face. It's like, "fuck you, reasonable people!!"
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Some lulz [Oct. 19th, 2010|12:19 pm]
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http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoon/display.cfm/91822/

LOL TO DEATH as if *any* politician other than Al Franken gives a crap about that. Holy Christ don't make me laugh 'cuz after I'm done laughing I'll want to kill something.

http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoon/display.cfm/91819/

Or vote Republican, the deficit will keep right on going the way it's going. Only difference is, with Dems the money **MIGHT** if we're all really fucking lucky get spent on things that will eventually make it get lower, and in the meantime will keep us from having to move into refrigerator boxes and/or starve and/or die from something that could be prevented by a visit to a doctor. But fuck it, y'all just to right ahead and vote Republican because that's what Americans do, vote against their best interests. It's the American WayTM!
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LOL so very this [Oct. 11th, 2010|11:47 am]
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(John Cole, Scranton Times-Tribune)
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Sustainable pimpage [Sep. 22nd, 2010|12:36 pm]
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Gardening?? Agriculture?? Sustainability??? (that one's my favorite) Those of y'all interested in these things should be watching the Examiner feed belonging to the Dude Who Does Everything More Awesomely Than You, aka Imagemichaelnolan. I promised him I'd get a bunch of half-educated knowitalls like my ownself over to his site to liven up the discussion with snarky wisecracks and occasional eye-opening insight, so go!! And be excellent!! 'Cuz y'all are.

http://www.examiner.com/sustainable-agriculture-in-national/michael-nolan
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Pimpage [Sep. 4th, 2010|01:47 am]
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New user Imagerazgator15 is a dude I met in college; he's about my age, lives in South Florida, has a relaxed attitude about most things, left-of-center politics and he's pretty well read. If you get an add request it's because he picked you up off my flist. = )
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Kill that f*cking link [Sep. 1st, 2010|04:30 pm]
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This is how to get rid of that stupid fucking link. Thank you Monkey.
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JUST FOR THE RECORD [Sep. 1st, 2010|04:22 pm]
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If you echo anything I say here to Facebook, I **will** hunt you down and stab you in the neck with a pen until you look like a fountain in the park.

= )

You like something I say here, pretend you said it. I don't want credit. Forge and myrealnamehere do not exist in the same universe. Clear? Thanks.
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I'm with yendi [Aug. 17th, 2010|10:47 am]
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The "Mindset List" is a bunch of meaningless crap.

Right, so we're talking about kids born in 1992, the year I turned 30 and got married for the first time. No 18 year old anywhere has any idea nor gives the tiniest, most miniscule iota of a fuck who Benny Hill, Sam Kinison, Sam Walton, Bert Parks or Tony Perkins were. Kay? And.

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frick [Aug. 9th, 2010|10:38 pm]
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Man, this has been one majorly shitty fricking day.
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THANK YOU THREADLESS DOT COM [Aug. 6th, 2010|12:49 pm]
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One of the most awesome t-shirt designs ever created is available again, so get thee the hell over there and order yourself one or two or three. I already have mine on the way woot!!!

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HHG ::sniffle:: [Aug. 4th, 2010|11:51 pm]
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So yup, the HHG2G radio show redeemed itself in the end.

The very, very, VERY end. But it did so, and it was so wonderful ::sigh::. I was driving up the Turnpike on the way to work and getting all frickin' sloppy behind the wheel. Dammitall.

"Fenchurch, when you're done with work tonight... will you come flying with me?"

"Always."

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ::sniffle::
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Quintessential Phase [Aug. 3rd, 2010|02:35 pm]
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The HHG2G audioplays are getting annoying at the end here. They found some kind of lame excuse for working Sandra Dickinson into the plot; I find her voice and her lack of voice-acting skills annoying at best. I'm only partway into the first episode of the 5th part and they've already made Fenchurch and Earth Mark 2 abruptly vanish and Dent's now wandering aimlessly trying to get back. I was really enjoying it up 'til now but this 5th part seems pasted on and hastily thrown together. It better get better or I'mma have a very big sad.
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Greatest episodes [Jul. 14th, 2010|02:02 pm]
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An ongoing list? Mmmprobably yeah. No particular order, not ranked or anything, just these so far.

Hush, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Out of Gas, Firefly
Blink, Doctor Who (Tennant)
Vincent and the Doctor, Doctor Who (Smith)
The Children of Earth mini-season of Torchwood

...it's pretty much a great time to be TV watcher, it really is.
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GIP [Jul. 13th, 2010|07:23 pm]
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From the title-page illustration of Have Space Suit, Will Travel.
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Ah ha, how cool [Jul. 5th, 2010|11:43 am]
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You can embed games from physicsgames.com.

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Oo fun!! [Jul. 4th, 2010|02:04 pm]
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http://www.physicsgames.net/

Especially under "Demolition," the "Crush the Castle" games. What a blast!!
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Happy F*ckin' 4th!! [Jul. 4th, 2010|10:26 am]
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And what better way to celebrate American independence than with a big ol' dose of free speech? I got about 2/3 through it and found myself chortling uncontrollably. Enjoy!



Er, NSFW obviously.
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Sorry to disappoint y'all AGAIN... [Jul. 2nd, 2010|07:22 pm]
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But Airbender was pretty good. Oh it didn't knock my socks off as I'd hoped it would, but it was very watchable and I was definitely hoping for the sequel (which I know will never come because all those spoiled a-holes out there that thinks every movie has to be as good as Iron Man have shitcanned it). The acting's a bit off and y'know, the timing wasn't quite right, the fight scenes and stuff had these... uncomfortable pauses... but it is a LOT of fun and like I said, I wish there was gonna be a sequel 'cuz I'd pay to see it. The F/X are kickass and the story is nifty, the visual design rocks too. I say y'all should go check it out.
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Writer's Block: Acquired taste [Jun. 21st, 2010|10:26 pm]
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What is your favorite weird food combination? Have your friends ever tried it or do you only eat it in private?


Favorite "weird" food combination? Hm. Peanut butter and Miracle Whip on multigrain bread? I also like bananas and Miracle Whip on multigrain. Yum. I'm not afraid to share with friends but I dunno anybody besides my dad who eats that. Also, peanut butter and butter are a good combination.
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Blecch. [Jun. 21st, 2010|12:11 pm]
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This is me the week of the 4th.

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Two twelves and four eights. Glechh.
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Uhhhhhh.... Huh. [Jun. 21st, 2010|11:04 am]
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So, it turns out Michael Flatley grew up on the South Side of Chicago and was the 1975 Golden Gloves boxing champ for his weight class.

Note to self, scratch the Flatley is a poncey fluffyboy jokes. Check.
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el gato es fabuloso [Jun. 19th, 2010|11:54 am]
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Effing guffaw, one of a series [Jun. 3rd, 2010|04:16 pm]
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My doctor just prescribed me Exforge.
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Meh. [May. 28th, 2010|02:01 pm]
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I have to cut my vacation three days short because my wife has to work.

Ah well. If anyone thinks I'm doing anything but playing WoW all day those three days, they're sorely mistaken. = )
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In movie news [May. 27th, 2010|07:02 pm]
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Pardon whilst I LOL to the ends of the Universe and back at the thought of Heidi Montag seriously being considered as a replacement for Megan Fox for the third Transformers film. Fire one personality-devoid, lifeless, empty-eyed, plastic homunculus and replace it with one somehow even emptier and MORE devoid of life or personality. Yes Hollywood, you do that won't you? JFC already.
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Cracked dot com, protecting the 21st-century world from pathetic bullsh*t [May. 25th, 2010|12:56 pm]
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At the risk of stealing thunder from the ever awesome Image_53, whose link-concatenation posts are one reason I still even bother with the Internet...

"Health" food is bullshit;

Your lame efforts to "save" the world are bullshit;

Being rich and famous won't protect you from being a fucking moron asshole.

And of course, you will continue to click links on that site until you blink blearily in the harsh light of day and realize the world has moved on without you. You're welcome.
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Also, this. [May. 14th, 2010|07:05 am]
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This. [May. 14th, 2010|06:56 am]
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made a funny [May. 11th, 2010|03:33 pm]
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Somebody in Imageontd_political said they can't watch videos at work and could somebody link a transcript, I said "Sure."

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Clearly, and I mean *very* clearly, penis issues [May. 10th, 2010|11:52 am]
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They've come out with a .500 Magnum. I guess they needed to shoot some Malaysian people or something. From here. Right through the planet.

Effing hilarious article from Cracked.
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Weeeeelll... [May. 10th, 2010|10:04 am]
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...I think it said *something* about the importance of my making Mother's Day a good day for the wife, that I was able to stay completely out of LJ and Facebook all day. Unfortunately I didn't get a chance to talk to *my* Mom but she did post to FB that I'd left her a lovely message on the voicemail. I'll call her as soon as I get my cell phone charged; I just went the whole frickin' weekend without a phone. Fwuh!!
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No. Best. Superhero. Movie. Ever. Yes. [May. 9th, 2010|07:16 pm]
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Cut for spoilieCollapse )
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Goddammit it's doing it again [Apr. 30th, 2010|11:16 am]
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If I sit here reading LiveJournal, it's quiet; if I crack open my ticket queue and try to start calling people and solving problems, I get an endless string of calls for password unlocks, add printer, this doesn't work, that doesn't work, on and on and on. What the FUCK!!

::sigh:: coupledaysoff coupledaysoff coupledaysoff coupledaysoff AND THERE'S SCOTCH IN MY BOTTOM DRAWER
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Great Scenes from Mediocre Comics [Apr. 29th, 2010|05:10 pm]
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There was this one a while back where the Mitchells are putting on an LP of Brahms, and Dennis is on the way out the door with his jacket saying "That stuff's boring, I'm going over the Wilson's and listen to some Fats Waller." I thought that was MARVELOUS. Anybody remember any others where one strip or frame just stands above all the rest of that artist's material?
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nicked from lylith [Apr. 25th, 2010|07:30 am]
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It has been said that astronomy is a humbling and character-building experience. There is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. It underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, and to preserve and cherish the only home we've ever known.

The pale blue dot.


"The World Would Be Better If Everyone Watched This Video" from Gizmodo.

Say what you want about Sagan but that guy had a unique view of our reality and man, could he put words together.
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