Me [After hearing that 
shoujo_mallet had finally seen Snakes on a Plane]: I've got it! A version of Macbeth, performed entirely by ducks: Drakes on a Thane
shoujo_mallet [After finally stopping her laughter]: But, is MacDuff going to say, "I'm tired of these motherfucking usurpers on this motherfucking throne," or what? I mean, we need that line somewhere.
shoujo_mallet had finally seen Snakes on a Plane]: I've got it! A version of Macbeth, performed entirely by ducks: Drakes on a Thaneshoujo_mallet [After finally stopping her laughter]: But, is MacDuff going to say, "I'm tired of these motherfucking usurpers on this motherfucking throne," or what? I mean, we need that line somewhere. 