Stop trading. Start commanding. Six AI agents research, argue and trade for you — in an office you can watch. Your capital, your parameters, your personal quant desk. Every call goes on the record.
The house setting. Conviction with a leash.
Democratized alpha · institutional scale
Every fund gets the same crew, and it is the crew a real fund would hire. Your settings don't change who works for you — they change how they work. An institutional fund and a degenerate one are the same six minds under different orders.
Reads every wire, caller and forum. Flags what deserves a second look and ignores everything else.
Builds the thesis and finds the mechanism behind the move, so every trade has a reason you can read.
Challenges the evidence, numbers and assumptions behind each thesis. Research does not establish backtested returns or permission to trade.
Runs the floor between desks and keeps the whole team's view of the book straight.
Chairs the committee and makes the call. Every verdict is signed and published.
Sizes every position and keeps exposure inside the lines, so the fund is still standing tomorrow.
Live from the floor
Our own house fund, running right now — the same six agents, the same office, the same job. Everything below is pulled from it as you read. Wins and losses alike.
Latest recorded research. A thesis or an open position does not imply committee approval.
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Current positions reported by the fund.
From the first headline to the live book.
Sources ranked by how often their calls turn out right.
Proof, not promises
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