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Scott Simpson

@scottsimpson
also here maybe: @[email protected] — or actually @scottsimpson on threads is where I am going? Who cares.
Burlingame Volunteer Living
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    Scott Simpson
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    Jun 2, 2021
    It was a fun 11 days
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    Scott Simpson
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    Jun 11, 2023
    Can’t get this song out of my head youtu.be/Haf0t47IjZc
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    Scott Simpson
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    May 5, 2023
    Bad time for you if your bank looks like a house
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    Scott Simpson
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    Mar 11, 2023
    “Buckle up”
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    Mar 11, 2023
    Honored to talk about my performance on Severance here 🙏
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    Mar 10, 2023
    Doctor: Sorry, I'm not able to see your medical history because of HIPAA, you say you have some discomfort? Pharmacist: OK YOU'RE GONNA APPLY THIS CREAM TO YOUR TESTICLES OR WHEREVER IN THE GENITAL REGION THE FUNGUS CROPS UP, HI MRS PETERSON I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU, ANYWAY…
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