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Joe Haddad
Vercel
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@timer150

Joe Haddad

Vercel
@timer150
infra @vercel
Hinckley, Ohio
github.com/timer
Joined June 2010
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  • @timer150
    Joe Haddad
    Vercel
    @timer150
    Jul 7
    curious how much magic people want for .NET/Java/Scala/Ruby/etc on Vercel buildpack-style auto-detect? Dockerfiles you can C+P and edit? or no magic, just a generic Dockerfile option like today? is there a better way?
    4
  • @timer150
    Joe Haddad
    Vercel
    @timer150
    Jul 7
    my favorite engineering detail about Dockerfile on Vercel is that boots are streaming, so startup time does not increase with container size. it only matters how many bytes your app reads before it listens on PORT
    @vercel
    Vercel
    @vercel
    Jun 30
    You can now run any Dockerfile on Vercel. # 𝙳𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚎.𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚌𝚎𝚕 𝙵𝚁𝙾𝙼 𝚐𝚘𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚐:𝟷.𝟸𝟺 𝙲𝙾𝙿𝚈 . . 𝚁𝚄𝙽 𝚐𝚘 𝚋𝚞𝚒𝚕𝚍 -𝚘 /𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚎𝚛 . 𝙲𝙼𝙳 ["/𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚎𝚛"] vercel.com/blog/dockerfil…
    7
  • @timer150
    Joe Haddad
    Vercel
    @timer150
    Jun 30
    Docker is back! It’s been incredible to work alongside the team bringing this back to life. x.com/vercel/status/…
    @timer150
    Joe Haddad
    Vercel
    @timer150
    Jun 28
    ZEIT Now v1 had a special kind of magic: drop in a Dockerfile, type now, and get a URL. If Vercel brought that back today, what would you build?
    1
  • @timer150
    Joe Haddad
    Vercel
    @timer150
    Jun 29
    Currently flying to NYC for Vercel SHIP! If you'd like to catch up, let me know!
    3
  • @timer150
    Joe Haddad
    Vercel
    @timer150
    Jun 28
    ZEIT Now v1 had a special kind of magic: drop in a Dockerfile, type now, and get a URL. If Vercel brought that back today, what would you build?
    12
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