I just listened to all sixteen Weezer albums, plus the four SZNZ EPs, in the span of four days. In the process I became a Weezer fan and bought tickets to their concert later this month in Detroit.
Previously I’d only listened to their album “Pinkerton,” which is sort of their black sheep cult classic that deep music heads love to say they love. When I was an 18-year-old aspiring deep music head, I listened to “Pinkerton” a few times and never really thought about Weezer again until I started reviewing new music for this blog. The stated purpose of doing so was to get outside my box and listen to stuff I wouldn’t otherwise, so I guess Weezer fandom counts as the first success story of that mission.
The sound of this music just gives me such a good feeling. Something inside me is going “hahaha, hell yeah” the whole time. It’s been great music to listen to on my walks, because a lot of their songs chug along at the perfect walking tempo.
Here are my first impressions of each release. Each also has a tally of how many of its songs I saved to a playlist; I saved a total of 62 songs, an average of 3.1 per album/EP.
Weezer (Blue Album) — This is one of those super good albums, like “Thriller,” where you go down the track list and every single song is a single-worthy highlight. Saves: 7
Pinkerton — Like the dark flip side of the Blue album. They complement each other perfectly. Saves: 7
Weezer (Green Album) — Similar to the Blue Album, but a little more flabby. Saves: 4
Maladroit — feels like it’s opening up a bit in complexity vs. Blue and Green, a little moodier like Pinkerton. Saves: 3
Make Believe — big, wide, heavy sound. Apple Music’s description aptly phrased it “a bit wearing" — felt this by track 9 of 12. Maybe the least interesting songwriting so far, most “spinning their wheels." Saves: 2
Weezer (Red Album) — first track is the best song in a while. Songs more distinctive, have clearer ideas behind them. Introducing more rhythmic, rap-like vocals, reminding me of Red Hot Chili Peppers. First one that impressed me like Blue did. Saves: 9
Raditude — Does not sound good; vocals buried, guitars indistinct. Starting to not be sure if the cringe is intentional. Saves: 2
Hurley — Different, more light and open sound; refreshing. “Memories” was one of my favorite Weezer songs so far. Saves: 3
Everything Will Be Alright in the End — Pretty solid overall, a couple somewhat redundant songs. This seemed like it was gonna be another good one, but the last half of it didn’t do much for me. Saves: 3
Weezer (White Album) — Production is overstuffed; by track 2 I already felt blasted by noise. Back to spinning wheels and rehashes of recurring ideas, worse versions of previous songs. Vocals sound bad, too wide, dominating the mix, and sometimes are just bad (‘Jacked Up’). Saves: 1
Pacific Daydream — Kind of nice to hear a different style but it’s not a good one. Full of sounds that I associate with the worst music of its era, like reverby group “whoa-oah” vocals. Too reverby; sounds like they walked into the studio after Imagine Dragons. Electronic, synthy tinge to it all that gives it a generic feel. Saves: 1
Weezer (Teal Album) — It was interesting to hear Weezer do faithful covers, but at the same time, it didn’t feel like they were adding any reason to listen to this version instead of the original. Amusing enough to listen to once. Saves: 0
Weezer (Black Album) — Songs are just stupid right off the bat, with hooks revolving around phrases like “hasta luego adios” and “zombie bastards,” and didn’t really improve from there. The album doesn’t sound particularly good either, a bit lifeless and too big sounding all the time. “Byzantine” was a nice change; a quieter moment with distinct lyrics and one of the more interesting and listenable synth arrangements I’ve heard from them so far. Saves: 1
OK Human — a really nice sound, nice to hear another genuine stab at orchestral-inflected rock, wish more people would do that. I couldn’t believe the song ‘Grapes of Wrath,’ about the pleasures of listening to audiobooks — felt almost written for me. Saves: 5
Van Weezer — These songs weren’t bad, but most of them seemed not up to par, called into service because the band needed songs for a Van Halen homage. The hair metal aesthetic doesn’t really feel like it’s additive here; there’s significant overlap with what Weezer already does, so it mostly comes across as an even more cartoonish and cheesy version of their usual style. Saves: 0
SZNZ: Spring — Loved the Shakespeare theme of “Opening Night” — one of the best songs so far. Enjoyed more acoustic and folky sonic aesthetic. Good overall; songs sometimes a bit light, but inoffensive. Saves: 1
SZNZ: Summer — a little harder rocking than Spring, but with a little less character. “Opposite of Me” was a pretty good song; the rest were generally just OK. Saves: 3
SZNZ: Autumn — only song that stuck out was “Should She Stay or Should She Go,” which had a smooth, subdued arrangement and somewhat eerie chord progression. Saves: 1
SZNZ: Winter — These songs seem stronger than the previous seasons, but they didn’t really bang, and I only saved two. Iambic Pentameter tried paying off on the classical theme more than any other song so far, but still felt a little cut short. Saves: 2
Weezer (Gold Album) — I already reviewed this one, but I listened to it again to hear it in the career-wide context. Now I can see this is their strongest album in 5 years and their best self-titled album in nearly 20. I’m buying Weezer at a peak, and if this exercise taught me anything, it’s to prepare for a bit of a dip or at least a zag. Saves: 7
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