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JUNIOR

Drop a question in Slack. Junior digs through your tools, brings receipts, and handles the next annoying step.
YELL HERESlack
goes diggingJunior, a one-eyed robot kid carrying a shovel
GitHub
Sentry
your stuff
ASK THE QUESTIONLET JUNIOR DIGGET THE RECEIPTSSHIP THE FIX
ONE SLACK MESSAGE

Junior digs.
You ship.

Junior snoops through Sentry, GitHub, Linear, docs, dashboards — whatever you plugged in. Then it comes back with receipts and can actually do the next thing.

FINDS IT
EXPLAINS IT
DOES IT
Thread
# incident-ops
David C.12:03 PM

@jr why is prod on fire? if auth did it, undo it and write the update.

JuniorApp12:04 PM

yep, auth did it. 9f4e2c broke webhook verification. rolled it back, the graph is chilling out, and the update is drafted.

↳ Sentry snitched · GitHub confirmed · rollback shipped

REAL STUFF. ALREADY SHIPPED.

Junior does more than yap.

These mocks map to plugins and workflows in the repo right now. No roadmap fanfic.
01
SENTRY + GITHUB + VERCEL

Prod is on fire

# incident-opsLIVE
DC

@jr why are checkouts dying? find it and fix it if the deploy did it.

J
CAUSE FOUND

9f4e2c broke signature checks. rolled back. errors are dropping.

✓ Sentry spike matched✓ GitHub diff checked✓ Vercel rollback shipped
Ask for the answer and the fix in the same sentence. Wild concept.
02
LINEAR

Make the ticket

“turn this thread into a Linear issue, keep the links, assign the on-call”
ENG-482IN PROGRESS

Webhook verification rejects valid checkout events

Regression started after 9f4e2c. Includes Sentry issue, deploy, and reproduction notes from Slack.

◉ on-call▲ urgent↗ 3 links
created from the thread · context survived
No copy-paste pilgrimage. The useful thread bits come with it.
03
AGENT BROWSER

Check the website

preview.example.com

✓ desktop checked✓ mobile checked✓ console clean✓ screenshots attached
SHIP ITnothing cursed found
Junior can open the real page, click around, and bring visual receipts.
01

Find it.

Errors, deploys, logs, code changes, owners. Junior digs through the pile so you do not have to.

02

Prove it.

No mystery vibes. Junior shows its work and brings the useful bits back from every tool it checked.

03

Do it.

Draft the update. Open the issue. Make the approved change. Anything but another giant blob of advice.

BUILT AT SENTRY. YES, WE ACTUALLY USE IT.

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