JUNIOR
Drop a question in Slack. Junior digs through your tools, brings receipts, and handles the next annoying step.
YELL HERESlack
goes digging
GitHub
Sentry
your stuff
ASK THE QUESTION★LET JUNIOR DIG★GET THE RECEIPTS★SHIP THE FIX
ONE SLACK MESSAGE
Junior digs.
You ship.
Junior snoops through Sentry, GitHub, Linear, docs, dashboards — whatever you plugged in. Then it comes back with receipts and can actually do the next thing.
FINDS IT
EXPLAINS IT
DOES IT
EXPLAINS IT
DOES IT
Thread
# incident-opsREAL STUFF. ALREADY SHIPPED.
Junior does more than yap.
These mocks map to plugins and workflows in the repo right now. No roadmap fanfic.SENTRY + GITHUB + VERCEL
✓ Sentry spike matched✓ GitHub diff checked✓ Vercel rollback shipped
Ask for the answer and the fix in the same sentence. Wild concept.
LINEAR
Make the ticket
“turn this thread into a Linear issue, keep the links, assign the on-call”
ENG-482IN PROGRESS
Webhook verification rejects valid checkout events
Regression started after 9f4e2c. Includes Sentry issue, deploy, and reproduction notes from Slack.
created from the thread · context survived
No copy-paste pilgrimage. The useful thread bits come with it.
AGENT BROWSER
Check the website
✓ desktop checked✓ mobile checked✓ console clean✓ screenshots attached
SHIP ITnothing cursed found
Junior can open the real page, click around, and bring visual receipts.
Find it.
Errors, deploys, logs, code changes, owners. Junior digs through the pile so you do not have to.
Prove it.
No mystery vibes. Junior shows its work and brings the useful bits back from every tool it checked.
Do it.
Draft the update. Open the issue. Make the approved change. Anything but another giant blob of advice.
BUILT AT SENTRY. YES, WE ACTUALLY USE IT.
Got Junior running? Flex on us →* yes, Junior made this homepage too.