Things I just overheard on Fox News:
- sexualization of young girls is Madonnas fault
- MTV is more harmful than cigarettes
- Taylor Swift is more dangerous than Cardi B
... wut
I want to tweet more but all I do is play WoW (okay that is a lie I also do art sometimes)
- My biggest fear is that my phone will start playing music out loud instead of through my headphones and my co-workers will find out I’m listening to 2000s hip-hop
- 😭😭😭😭 as if you thought this year couldn’t get any worse. Chi Chi was seriously one of the best, sweetest queens on the show and this is heartbreakingWe're heartbroken to learn that Chi Chi DeVayne has passed away today. Her drag spread a message of love and kindness that truly touched each person she met. Rest in power, Chi Chi.
- It's 2am. I just finished cleaning my whole room after I started looking for some ear plugs. I did not find any, but I DID find some candy canes. [please read tweet as if Leslie Knope were speaking]
- Okay but true American Idol fans used auto-dialing softwareWhy I’m Refusing to Vote Unless I Can Do it by Text Like 'American Idol': ow.ly/yNYx50ARRoy



