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Turns out, with COVID-19, the really dangerous “intimate contact” wasn’t shaking hands; it was kissing ass.
Bill Maher
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- The White House released a new wave of UFO files. Sightings include a triangular craft in the sky, high-speed orbs near an army base, and a stick-like figure with large eyes, but that was just Ariana Grande.
- I'm not voting for anyone who thinks the wrong side won the Cold War or cheers for the Intifada like it's the World Cup.
