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2026

08

Apr

Public Nudity of the Day

The world is a wonderful place, full of adventure an excitement, it’s just the people in it who tend to fucking suck…

This whole internet online experience, that has removed us from the human experience, by giving us a videogame version of a human experience is probably to blame.

Sure, life sucked when you were a homesteader in winter dying of scurvy, with 8 sick kids, only 1 who will make it….

But at least it didn’t suck as hard as internet memes, doom scrolling, the news, propaganda, and other bullshit…

It’s nice to disconnect, reconnect with nature, our natural form…..

But it’s not that easy to do, so in this world that is relatively boring, depressing and disgusting, filled with dog shit people…..

At least we’ve got girls taking nude selfies in public, you know the way they were meant to…

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2026

08

Apr

Rachel Sennot is the Hottest of Young Hollywood of the Day

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Hollywood still makes a lot of money, it still makes a lot of people money, it still exists, because as the Netflix subscribers from EARLY Netflix have proven, people will watch anything made available to them, no matter how shit it is.

I don’t know enough about this shit, but I know that Rachel Sennot is marketed as the hottest thing in the industry….

Hollywood probably died when the “Film School” artists of the 70s brought edginess to the corny industry that was, because “Film School” artists, even though I don’t believe in art, were trying to prove art exists and they did that through being rebels or some shit, which made for darker and dirtier content….

But yeah, when Film School became some industry in and of itself for a bunch of rich kids with no direction who wanted to go Hollywood, which slowly became woke trash because that’s how validating their bullshit degree becomes, coupled with Boss Bitches making content for the wine mom, overall brings you shit…

ANYWAY…

With ugly Film Students and ugly Film Execs, comes ugly actors they use to speak to a generation because they think they have relateble and marketable humor…

Rachel Sennot is the second biggest thing in young Hollywood, outside of Sweeney’s fake tits…

She is so average looking, it ties into the whole tactic of relatable and marketable humor…

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2026

08

Apr

Eiza Gonzalez Hot Mexican Bought Tits of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez is Mexican, so her plastic surgery into muppet with bolt on tits, to push that psy-op that is natural chicks aren’t hot, preparing you to fuck their sex robots while the world elite take over the world and keep you locked up in your pod eating bugs…is not a product of medical tourism, going to Mexico for those baby stem cells….because Mexico is home..it’s just what you do when you’re one of the Cartel’s wives or mistresses…

The only shocking thing about Eiza is that she speaks relatively perfect english, despite having those tits….

While someone like Salma Hayek, also a Mexican with tits, still can’t articulate a full sentence….

Then there’s Sofia Vergara, also a Mexican or Mexican affiliate, who also can’t articulate a full sentence in English…

I guess when you’re a fraud and the tits aren’t real, you try harder…

She’s in Men’s Health, looking fit, which is probably also a fraud…but I guess who cares…

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2026

08

Apr

Jenna Ortega Shimmy of the Day

Here’s another one of Young Hollywood’s hottest….

The good news is that she isn’t fat.

The bad news is that she may have a dick, because her facial structure is manly, including the ceiling eyes / fetal alcohol syndrome, they haven’t been about to sort out at the cloning lab and all their industry plants seem to have them….

In this woke, even when they say woke mob is dead, it’s still woke inclusivity dumbness, so a skinny chick, even a visible minority skinny chick, needs a bigger reason to get the hype she gets, even if she’s a good little puppet who does what she is told, and that bigger reason may be a cock…

Hard to tell while she mindlessly does her signature awkward dance because these people are as retarded as their fanbase…

RETARD DANCING SHIT…

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2026

06

Apr

Sabrina Carpenter Clown Porn of the Day

Sabrina Carpenter is some big head, small body, bobble head looking tart that the industry wants you to think looks hot.

She has the overall sex appeal of a French Revolution prostitute who applied powder to her face, and rouge to her cheeks, in hopes of not tipping off her johns into realizing that she is dying of consumption or the plague….she has bills to pay…

For those of you not into French Revolution prostitutes with terminal illnesses from poor hygiene and no sewage system in place in their cities, that isn’t HIGH sex appeal.

Sabrina Carpenter is a circus freak, a carnival clown, but an industry plant they want you to jerk off and think is hot as part of their tactics to turn you gay, unhappy, miserable, sucicidal….your instincts don’t want you jerking off to girls you don’t genuinely find hot, but that you MIND OVER MATTER to convince yourself is hot…

Anyway, here’s the smut she produced..dancing around in underwear nd it is horror movie shit…that you can jerk off to cuz of underwear of shit…

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2026

06

Apr

Lexee Smith Shitty Tits in Playboy of the Day

In being a boomer, I had no idea that Playboy was still doing titty photoshoots with the tits out for their magazine.

I wrote Playboy off during Hef’s dementia days when he used every gutter chick with bleached hair and shitty tits…

Only to sell the rights to some porn company that let any pig be a model because they needed the content….

Only for his gay son to takeover the brand and decide to remove nudity in order to be ad friendly for google….

Well, apparently they are back, if you consider this being back…

They did a titty shoot with some chick named Lexee Smith, who is apparently a dancer…

Not the kind of A-Lister you want to see with tits out….

But still has the tits out, not the best tits…and they forgot to include the cunt…

So Playboy still sucks.

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2026

06

Apr

Wrestler Mandy Rose in the Shower of the Day

The WWE Divas always looked like trashy strippers and not the good kind to me…

So it wasn’t overly shocking when one of their WWE DIVAS decided to sell smut to her nerd WWE fans instead of pulling her shitty WWE salary….

Her name is Mandy Rose and she was forced to retire for doing ONLYFANS or some shit, since WWE pretends to be family programming, even though they cast whores….

The WWE fans are stunted man-children who haven’t grown out of weird childhood interests or passions, like watching grown men playfight….

The ADHD kids who don’t shower would go NUTS for this shit….so only natural that they’d jerk off to this shit too…

Here’s MANDY ROSE doing a shower for those sad sad fans…fake tits, fake ass, REAL sad sad fans…

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2026

06

Apr

Joey King’s Dumper in Leggings of the Day

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Joey King is some sour faced child star with a weight problem. She has what they call a resting bitch face, always angry, probably because as a fat chick, she wants to be eating donuts, but due to pressure of being packaged as a hot chick, she’s not allowed to eat donuts.

I don’t know why they decided the chubby nerd teen actor in shit content was worthy of a legitimate career….

More importantly, I don’t know why they decided that she needed to be a sex symbol thanks to having tits….

BUT IT HAPPENED….and is probably something to do with controlling the narrative and the talent, the devil you know is better than the one you don’t know….or some shit…

She’s been beaten down by the industry and survived, so this is how they repay the puppet, by having dudes jack off to her…

ANYWAY…

HERE IS HER DUMPER you’d like to EASTER EGG hunt within, MOUTH FIRST.

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2026

03

Apr

Slutty Easter Bunnies of the Day

Easter may be one of the holiest times of year, at least for Christians, because it’s when Jesus died for your sins and is essentially the whole foundation of the religion….

But that doesn’t stop whores from making it about themselves, or making it a content opportunity, because they’re in it for the statutory holiday, the chocolate, the ham, or the easter egg hunts…

They like the day off, but don’t thank Jesus for that day off, instead their empty existences produce themed jerk off material they hope to monetize..

It’s a demonic world out there, but luckily, I like themed jerk of material…you know run with a concept, there’s “National” days everyday, lean into that with your tits forward.

I do not like the general demonic world of heathens and would prefer if everyone was a decent god fearing Christian with a little decency, modesty, shame and guilt….because it makes the themed jerk off material more rare and precious…instead we’re chin deep in a cesspool of smut….which I guess is what you’d want from a perverted godless society…I judge while staring at the perverted content they output…

On the holiest of weekends here’s some dog shit for your to pollute your minds with….

You disgust me…

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2026

03

Apr

Elisabetta Canalis Produces Porno of the Day

Elisabetta Canalis is the used condom that George Clooney used to use when he wasn’t having raw anal sex with men due to his faggotry…

She is the 50 year old Italian model, straight from the mean streets of Sardinia, where her dad was a radiologist and she was rich as shit.

She was luckily born hot, unlike those bearded troll Italian women, with big heavy Italian tits that only a diet of fresh pasta could produce….

She once went to college, her family are educated, but she looked at her tits and said “I’m going to be a dancer”….

As a dancer she found great rich people she could pretend were not clients, but instead lovers…she’s Italian and wallet fucking when you’re a rich kid is far more romantic than the gutter whores of America….

She found herself in the right circles and one of those circles got her into acting, one of her acting jobs included being a beard to George Clooney who was obsessed with Italy, bought a castle in Italy, and needed Italian tits to hang out by the pool…to seem like it wasn’t a gay retreat….

Anyway, she got married had kids, got divorced and decided to bring her old italian tits out, which look good since she’s not as fat as you’d expect an Italian nona in the kitchen perfecting her family’s sauce…

YOU CAN SEE HER NIPPLE….

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