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Baseball

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Undefeated St Louis Cardinals!

3 days ago Respond
Pen

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Know what doesn’t have a signature on it? Debit.

3 days ago Respond
Mobile phone with arrow

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The 26.4 AppStore changes to updates has me closing it out from muscle memory pulling down to refresh.

4 days ago Respond
Red question mark

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Just ate a Fruit by the Foot. AMA.

6 days ago Respond
Beaming face with smiling eyes

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Re-seasoning the Airbnb Blackstone because #dadthings.

6 days ago Respond
Musical keyboard

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This has been stuck in my head since it was sent to me. https://youtu.be/-DBI0eubTVs

1 week ago Respond
Money with wings

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I request $200 billion to finish the war with these wasps that showed up.

1 week ago Respond
Double exclamation mark

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One of the world’s most annoying things is someone asking your advice based on experience, not following it, and then to come back to complain things aren’t right now.

1 week ago Respond
Coin

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Meme the gold coin until it is foolish causing him to retract it.

1 week ago Respond
Face with peeking eye

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After show Red Bull was a poor choice.

1 week ago Respond
Racing car

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Back in the van for #Eggy Nashville tonight.

Who else will be there?

If not, do not forget the stream tonight on nugs!

1 week ago Respond
Aerial tramway

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❤️

1 week ago Respond
Snowflake

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This cold is uncalled for!

2 weeks ago Respond
Person facepalming

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Just spilled coffee all over myself walking out the door.

Days gotta go up from here, right?

Right?

2 weeks ago Respond
Thinking face

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Is there a relationship between prediction betting and the number of Hoosier Lotto ads that were in the #Oscars this year?

2 weeks ago Respond
Video game

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It’s crazy the non-OLED #Switch is still for sale. Also the Switch Lite has not been upgraded.

2 weeks ago Respond
Window

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Any nice day I can open the windows, my neighbor becomes an elite Consumer Reports tester of leaf blowers.

2 weeks ago Respond
Egg

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What are you doing?

Nothing?

Come watch #Eggy at Terminal West, Atlanta on Nugs!

2 weeks ago Respond
Couch and lamp

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Damn. Shrinking is so good!

2 weeks ago Respond
Beer mug

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Have a shower beer tonight.

Just as a little reward. You’re doing good.

2 weeks ago Respond
Mantelpiece clock

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We need more hours in the day!

2 weeks ago Respond
Television

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I am curious if DTF St Louis will become like NCIS with different cities.

2 weeks ago Respond
Backhand index pointing down

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I have updated my /now page.

2 weeks ago Respond
Egg

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Just made it home from #Eggy Lexington!

What a great weekend!

Let’s do it again in nine days down in Nashville.

3 weeks ago Respond
Racing car

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Here we go!

Round two to Lexington. #eggy

3 weeks ago Respond
House

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Home!

3 weeks ago Respond
Egg

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#Eggy weekend!

It has been too long.

Indy tonight and Lexington tomorrow

Let’s go!

3 weeks ago Respond
School

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Say it with me class.

“Today is going to be a good day!”

3 weeks ago Respond
Egg

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It is official. Tickets for #Eggy are purchased for this weekend in Indy and Lexington.

3 weeks ago Respond
Person facepalming

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She was not fired. She was just moved to another department.

These people are never held responsible.

3 weeks ago Respond
Thinking face

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Amazing how much government runs on “We will see” and “I don’t know”. Also on a two week timeline.

3 weeks ago Respond
Egg

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Must Come Down sounds great on vinyl. Just the perfect amount of hiss on top of the 80s sound.

#Eggy

4 weeks ago Respond
Newspaper

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Turned on the news.

Talking heads trying to out do one another made me last five seconds.

4 weeks ago Respond
Video game

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Of course, I want Fallout 4 on Switch 2. Though I know that it will be on sale soon enough.

4 weeks ago Respond
Pensive face

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Ah shit, here we go again.

4 weeks ago Respond
Mobile phone

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My name is Brian. I am addicted to searching for new device wallpapers.

1 month ago Respond
World map

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Good morning, world.

How ya doing?

1 month ago Respond
Sports medal

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Kinda miss the Olympics already.

1 month ago Respond
Spider web

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I started to use an RSS reader then filled it with news sites.

I have enough of that already. It’s now cleared to add actual blogs from real people.

1 month ago Respond
Sleeping face

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Lazy Sunday.

1 month ago Respond
Old man

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I cannot believe the headset is required for Virtual Boy #Nintendo Classics.

I recall when the system itself was $99 at the end.

1 month ago Respond
Robot

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What does “Shake Your Bots Off” even mean?

It is the most annoying Olympic commercial.

1 month ago Respond
Money with wings

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It is great the tariffs were struck down by the Supreme Court.

Though let’s be honest corporations will keep prices high and move that money to the profit column now.

1 month ago Respond
Sleeping face

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I need both standard PTO at work but also mental.

I would like to take one mental day today.

1 month ago Respond
Check mark button

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Updated /now page: https://itsbrian.lol/now

1 month ago Respond
Musical notes

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Sing Prince Andrew! Sing!

1 month ago Respond
Raised fist
Cloud with rain

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Good morning - Rainy on this side today.

How’s yours?

1 month ago Respond
Watch

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Using the flashlight on my Apple Watch makes it feel like a Pip-Boy.

1 month ago Respond
Cowboy hat face

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I am happy to see Muff II making appearances lately on UM set lists.

1 month ago Respond
Skunk

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This skunk at the house is out of control.

1 month ago Respond
Potted plant

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Was this man putting a new age curse on this doorbell camera with this shrubbery?

1 month ago Respond
Snow-capped mountain

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It is a shock to watch most of the snow that has been on the ground for two weeks disappear in a day.

1 month ago Respond
Nine o’clock

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My favorite evening game “How the hell is it nine already?”

1 month ago Respond
Man facepalming

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You knew he would spiral. Why are you giving it oxygen?

1 month ago Respond
Face exhaling

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The house is done.

1 month ago Respond
House with garden

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More cleaning…now just the entire house.

1 month ago Respond
High voltage

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Spent the morning cleaning up blog tags with adding missing ones. 2023 and 2022 left to go!

1 month ago Respond
Zzz

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Serious question - Are there connoisseurs of ambient sleep music?

1 month ago Respond
Radio

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Today was my last subscription day with SiriusXM. Been a long road, but it is time.

1 month ago Respond
Mobile phone

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Resisting the urge to scrap my phone setup to start over fresh, minimal and focused.

1 month ago Respond
Double exclamation mark

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The racist ape portion is to rage bait you into watching the voting conspiracy lies before it!

1 month ago Respond
Grinning face with sweat

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It gets frustrating to not see someone just say - “What are you talking about?” Or “That is a flat out lie.”

1 month ago Respond
Mouse

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You know, he’s just a marmot?

Don’t let it ruin your day.

1 month ago Respond
Video game

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I think after ~80 hours it is time to put a pin in #Silksong.

1 month ago Respond
House with garden

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I can tell I worked from home last week. I did not have a single polo or button down in the laundry at all.

1 month ago Respond
Bowl with spoon

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I can tell it is cold outside. There are two different chilies in my fridge.

1 month ago Respond
Broken heart

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‘Never let the bastards get you down’ - Moira

Catherine O’Hara 3/3/1954 - 1/30/2026

1 month ago Respond
Index pointing at the viewer

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Hey!

You, reading this.

Have a great day.

3 months ago
Man shrugging

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Just signed up for the site. Not 100% sure what the plan is, but like everything else I will figure it out.

3 months ago