itsbrian’s statuslog

Undefeated St Louis Cardinals!
3 days ago
Know what doesn’t have a signature on it? Debit.
3 days ago
The 26.4 AppStore changes to updates has me closing it out from muscle memory pulling down to refresh.
4 days ago
Just ate a Fruit by the Foot. AMA.
6 days ago
Re-seasoning the Airbnb Blackstone because #dadthings.
6 days ago
This has been stuck in my head since it was sent to me.
1 week ago
I request $200 billion to finish the war with these wasps that showed up.
1 week ago
One of the world’s most annoying things is someone asking your advice based on experience, not following it, and then to come back to complain things aren’t right now.
1 week ago
Meme the gold coin until it is foolish causing him to retract it.
1 week ago
After show Red Bull was a poor choice.
1 week ago
Back in the van for #Eggy Nashville tonight.
Who else will be there?
1 week ago
❤️
1 week ago
This cold is uncalled for!
2 weeks ago
Just spilled coffee all over myself walking out the door.
Days gotta go up from here, right?
Right?
2 weeks ago
Is there a relationship between prediction betting and the number of Hoosier Lotto ads that were in the #Oscars this year?
2 weeks ago
It’s crazy the non-OLED #Switch is still for sale. Also the Switch Lite has not been upgraded.
2 weeks ago
Any nice day I can open the windows, my neighbor becomes an elite Consumer Reports tester of leaf blowers.
2 weeks ago
What are you doing?
Nothing?
2 weeks ago
Damn. Shrinking is so good!
2 weeks ago
Have a shower beer tonight.
Just as a little reward. You’re doing good.
2 weeks ago
We need more hours in the day!
2 weeks ago
I am curious if DTF St Louis will become like NCIS with different cities.
2 weeks ago
I have updated my page.
2 weeks ago
Just made it home from #Eggy Lexington!
What a great weekend!
Let’s do it again in nine days down in Nashville.
3 weeks ago
Here we go!
Round two to Lexington. #eggy
3 weeks ago
Home!
3 weeks ago
#Eggy weekend!
It has been too long.
and
Let’s go!
3 weeks ago
Say it with me class.
“Today is going to be a good day!”
3 weeks ago
It is official. Tickets for #Eggy are purchased for this weekend in Indy and Lexington.
3 weeks ago
She was not fired. She was just moved to another department.
These people are never held responsible.
3 weeks ago
Amazing how much government runs on “We will see” and “I don’t know”. Also on a two week timeline.
3 weeks ago
Must Come Down sounds great on vinyl. Just the perfect amount of hiss on top of the 80s sound.
#Eggy
4 weeks ago
Turned on the news.
Talking heads trying to out do one another made me last five seconds.
4 weeks ago
Of course, I want Fallout 4 on Switch 2. Though I know that it will be on sale soon enough.
4 weeks ago
Ah shit, here we go again.
4 weeks ago
My name is Brian. I am addicted to searching for new device wallpapers.
1 month ago
Good morning, world.
How ya doing?
1 month ago
Kinda miss the Olympics already.
1 month ago
I started to use an RSS reader then filled it with news sites.
I have enough of that already. It’s now cleared to add actual blogs from real people.
1 month ago
Lazy Sunday.
1 month ago
I cannot believe the headset is required for Virtual Boy #Nintendo Classics.
I recall when the system itself was $99 at the end.
1 month ago
What does “Shake Your Bots Off” even mean?
It is the most annoying Olympic commercial.
1 month ago
It is great the tariffs were struck down by the Supreme Court.
Though let’s be honest corporations will keep prices high and move that money to the profit column now.
1 month ago
I need both standard PTO at work but also mental.
I would like to take one mental day today.
1 month ago
Updated /now page:
1 month ago
Sing Prince Andrew! Sing!
1 month ago
I am somebody.
1 month ago
Good morning - Rainy on this side today.
How’s yours?
1 month ago
Using the flashlight on my Apple Watch makes it feel like a Pip-Boy.
1 month ago
I am happy to see Muff II making appearances lately on UM set lists.
1 month ago
This skunk at the house is out of control.
1 month ago
Was this man putting a new age curse on this doorbell camera with this shrubbery?
1 month ago
It is a shock to watch most of the snow that has been on the ground for two weeks disappear in a day.
1 month ago
My favorite evening game “How the hell is it nine already?”
1 month ago
You knew he would spiral. Why are you giving it oxygen?
1 month ago
The house is done.
1 month ago
More cleaning…now just the entire house.
1 month ago
Spent the morning cleaning up blog tags with adding missing ones. 2023 and 2022 left to go!
1 month ago
Serious question - Are there connoisseurs of ambient sleep music?
1 month ago
Today was my last subscription day with SiriusXM. Been a long road, but it is time.
1 month ago
Resisting the urge to scrap my phone setup to start over fresh, minimal and focused.
1 month ago
The racist ape portion is to rage bait you into watching the voting conspiracy lies before it!
1 month ago
It gets frustrating to not see someone just say - “What are you talking about?” Or “That is a flat out lie.”
1 month ago
You know, he’s just a marmot?
Don’t let it ruin your day.
1 month ago
I think after ~80 hours it is time to put a pin in #Silksong.
1 month ago
I can tell I worked from home last week. I did not have a single polo or button down in the laundry at all.
1 month ago
I can tell it is cold outside. There are two different chilies in my fridge.
1 month ago
‘Never let the bastards get you down’ - Moira
Catherine O’Hara 3/3/1954 - 1/30/2026
1 month ago
Hey!
You, reading this.
Have a great day.
3 months ago
Just signed up for the site. Not 100% sure what the plan is, but like everything else I will figure it out.
3 months ago