SlapMac
Slap your MacBook. It screams back.
That's it. That's the app.
macOS 14.6+ (Sonoma) · M1+ MacBook required
Your laptop has feelings now
SlapMac hides in your menu bar. Slap your MacBook and it screams back, with volume proportional to your force.
USB Moaner
Enable USB Moaner mode and your MacBook reacts every time you plug or unplug a USB device. Same voice packs but no slapping required.
Seven moods of protest
130+ sound clips across 7 voice packs. Your open-plan office will have questions.
💋 Sexy
Your MacBook gets... expressive. Use headphones.
Dial in your slap
Also, it does these things
Menu bar only
No dock icon. Lurks silently.
Volume scales with force
Gentle tap? Whisper. Full slap? Full volume.
Adjustable sensitivity
From "earthquake detector" to "needs a running start".
Cooldown timer
Prevents meltdowns during rapid slaps.
USB Moaner
Plug or unplug a USB device. It moans. You're welcome.
Launch at login
Always ready. Always listening.
Slap counter
Tracks your lifetime slaps in the menu bar. High score pending.
Onboarding
A polite welcome before the chaos begins.
🛣️Roadmap
USB Moaner, independent modes & soundpacks
v1.1.2 — currentUSB trigger mode, decoupled soundpacks, settings overhaul, about page, and bug fixes.
Custom sound packs
v1.2coming soonAdd your own sounds. Record your voice, your cat, your boss — whatever you want your MacBook to scream.
Local MCP server
v1.3Speak to SlapMac via MCP. Give your AI assistant some emotions.
SlapPhone
ios appSame energy, pocket-sized. Slap your iPhone and it fights back.
Past releases
👋 $7. Less than a burrito. More fun than your therapist.
Requires an M1+ MacBook and a willingness to hit expensive things.
Frequently asked questions
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