Tort Time

positivethinkingforlosers — Sat, 07 Mar 2026 13:36:34 -0500

violentoffender:
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I woke up and decided it’s time for a new season of the Bottomless Pit Diaries: WHERE ARE MY NOMS?!

positivethinkingforlosers — Tue, 24 Feb 2026 01:39:59 -0500

thewhimsyturtle:

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I woke up and decided it’s time for a new season of the Bottomless Pit Diaries: WHERE ARE MY NOMS?!

We couldn’t wait until tomorrow:

positivethinkingforlosers — Fri, 31 Oct 2025 01:34:00 -0400

thewhimsyturtle:

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We couldn’t wait until tomorrow:
Introducing … Piranha Tort! 🎮🪴🍄
Let the Halloween CHOMPing begin! 🎃😋🐢
@nintendo

Zoya wishes her human was a better Taylor like @thewhimsyturtle hehe but she too is ready for it!

positivethinkingforlosers — Thu, 02 Oct 2025 21:01:33 -0400

Zoya wishes her human was a better Taylor like @thewhimsyturtle hehe but she too is ready for it!

Omg Kirby you look amazing!!!

positivethinkingforlosers — Thu, 02 Oct 2025 20:54:17 -0400

thewhimsyturtle:

Are you ready for it? ❤️‍🔥
✨ @taylorswift @taylornation ✨

Omg Kirby you look amazing!!!

Mom, I’m hungry from all this digging! Send noms delivery to me here in the depths!

positivethinkingforlosers — Fri, 08 Aug 2025 21:36:53 -0400

thewhimsyturtle:

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Mom, I’m hungry from all this digging! Send noms delivery to me here in the depths!

She works hard for the money …

positivethinkingforlosers — Mon, 19 May 2025 13:40:17 -0400

TikTok - Make Your Day

She works hard for the money …

International Turtle and Tortoise Week 2025, Day 1

positivethinkingforlosers — Tue, 22 Apr 2025 15:40:50 -0400

thewhimsyturtle:

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International Turtle and Tortoise Week 2025, Day 1
The best week of the year is here: Happy International Turtle and Tortoise Week, friends!
We are starting off this year’s shellebration with a new turtle friend, all the way from Cuba!

tort-time: Happy #EarthDay and the final day of International...

positivethinkingforlosers — Tue, 22 Apr 2025 13:41:03 -0400

tort-time:

Happy #EarthDay and the final day of International Turtle and Tortoise Week #ITTW!
There are so many ways YOU can help protect the earth and the shell friends that live there today and EVERY day!

Learn about and support, climate change & conservation policy and advocacy organizations. Find ways you can reduce reuse and recycle in your own life! Learn about small things you can do to protect our oceans, wetlands, etc. cutting up the plastic soda can rings, recycling bags, cleaning up shorelines!
Learn about all our shell friends and spread information about responsible pet adoption, the impact of the illegal wildlife trade, and how to protect their natural habitat. Support research organizations working to find solutions.
SPREAD THE WORD! Information yields action!
And of course, support wildlife rehabilitation and rescue organizations! Donate, Volunteer, and spread the word about the many amazing animals rescues doing everything they can to keep our shell friends, and other at-risk animals alive!
here are just a few shell supporting organizations we love:
Shell specific organizations:
National Marine wildlife Center
American Tortoise Rescue
Turtle Rescue USA
Gopher Tortoise Council
LittleRESq
Turtle Rescue of Long Island
Kawartha Turtle Trauma Centre
Karen Beasley Sea Turtle Rescue and Rehabilitation Center
Turtle Survival Alliance
The Turtle Hospital
Mid Atlantic Turtle and Tortoise Society:
New England Wildlife Center
The Tiger Frances Foundation
Sea Turtle Conservancy
Charles Darwin Foundation
Wildlife Conservation Society
Marine Conservation Institute
Humane Society
ASPCA
Coast & Canyon Wildlife Rehabilitation
Tortoise Trust
Chelonian Research Foundation
Mid-Atlantic Turtle & Tortoise Society
For the earth
Nature Conservancy
Sierra Club:
Environmental Defense Fund:
EarthJustice
Spread the word and add your own!
(P.s. Humom animated me! Isn’t that cool??)

positivethinkingforlosers — Thu, 17 Apr 2025 15:40:35 -0400

dddemigirl:

Muppet Turtles and Tortoises 🐢

positivethinkingforlosers — Wed, 16 Apr 2025 19:20:25 -0400

themuppetmasterencyclopedia:

Muppet Turtles and Tortoises 🐢

She’s not quite ready for a half pipe but she’ll get there…

positivethinkingforlosers — Fri, 11 Apr 2025 14:09:34 -0400

She’s not quite ready for a half pipe but she’ll get there…

This is exactly what we were expecting! 😍

positivethinkingforlosers — Tue, 04 Mar 2025 00:11:51 -0500

virtualgirladvance:

allie-leth:
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I think I can confidently speak for all of us when I say we were all expecting a cat.
I was, but I was very much not disappointed.
honestly about half way i went from “hmm cat bed” to “nahh cat would fuck it up” but still wasnt ready

This is exactly what we were expecting! 😍

Been a busy day! Humom cleaned my water bowl again and so I had to immediately stop through…

positivethinkingforlosers — Tue, 14 Jan 2025 15:40:27 -0500

Been a busy day! Humom cleaned my water bowl again and so I had to immediately stop through everything and drag it into the bowl to make it dirty. Looks much better now if you ask em. Idk why she’s sighing so dramatically.

Look at these cuties 🐢😍

positivethinkingforlosers — Mon, 13 Jan 2025 15:40:29 -0500

seaturtleloverworld:

Look at these cuties 🐢😍

New family member

positivethinkingforlosers — Sun, 12 Jan 2025 17:36:18 -0500

woblut:

New family member
This is Cherry the red foot tortoise

Still working hard in the garden. Guess what?? In a little over a month ill have been with my humom…

positivethinkingforlosers — Mon, 12 Aug 2024 18:13:21 -0400

Still working hard in the garden. Guess what?? In a little over a month ill have been with my humom for 15 years! This means I get my learners permit right?

May

positivethinkingforlosers — Tue, 28 May 2024 15:40:37 -0400

woblut:

May

That gift for you is me!

positivethinkingforlosers — Tue, 28 May 2024 00:03:40 -0400

returning-tonowhere-deactivated:

Se fosse um animal com certeza seria um sapo ou uma jabuti kkkkk,sentiu frio!? Ficou lenta e se encolheu kkkkk

That gift for you is me!

Happy Towel Day! As the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy says, “[a] towel is just about the most…

positivethinkingforlosers — Sat, 25 May 2024 23:38:18 -0400

thewhimsyturtle:

Happy Towel Day! As the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy says, “[a] towel is just about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can carry.” So make sure to always have your towel with you!
And remember: DON’T PANIC.