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are you really attracted to airplanes if they are anthropomorphized?

this is a pointless question that I repeatedly find myself asking no one in particular.

does the airplane really need genitals? breasts? a humanoid body?

is the raw power of the machine not exciting enough for you?the plane itself is the whole package. tainting it with humanoid traits is needless. for example, the plane already has a butthole: it's called the APU exhaust port, and it's affectionately referred to as the planus.if your attraction to these machines is contingent on them having traits associated with human sexuality applied to them, you are not attracted to airplanes. you are just attracted to human bodies with airplane traits.

seriously, planes can do this, and you give it a penis?

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the engineers who design these things are just giving you sexually-charged ideas at this point, and you ruined it by giving it a humanoid body and putting a cock on it.thanks a lot!


DISCLAIMER: I hold no ill will towards any parties discussed on this webpage. I just thought it would be funny to dedicate a website to my general dislike of aeromorphs in contrast to my love of airplanes.

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