Q. What is Tarzan’s favorite holiday song?
A. Jungle Bells!
About Tarzan
December 3, 2008About Turkeys
November 26, 2008Q. Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
A. Because of it’s fowl language.
About Fairytales
November 19, 2008Q. What weighs six tons and wears glass slippers?
A. Cinder-elephant!
About Horses
November 12, 2008Q. Where do horses live?
A. In neigh-borhoods.
About Banks
November 5, 2008Q. Why did the bank get bored?
A. Because it lost interest.
About Halloween
October 29, 2008Q. What is a vampires least favorite food?
A. Steak
Q. Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
A. To stop his coffin.
Q. Why can’t Boy Ghosts make babies??
A. Because they have Hollow-Weenies!
About Vampires
October 22, 2008Q. Why do vampires need mouthwash?
A. They have bat breath…
About Literature & Ducks
October 8, 2008Q. How do you start a book about ducks?
A. With an introduction.
About Coffee
October 1, 2008“Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.” “Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.”
Sorry about the delay in posting. Been busy around here!
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