The Big Bang Theory Season 2 Episode 11 The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis
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The Gambler
Know when to hold, when to fold, when to walk away & know when to run.
01 December 2009 @ 03:36 pm
Today, during the Children's Sermon at my church, the leader was showing the kids ink blots and asking what they saw in the pictures. Most of the kids said things like "a butterfly" or "a cross". One boy said "Earth after the apocolypse". I'm glad he's ready. MLIA.
Today in church, the priest's phone went off during the sermon. It had an angelic chorus singing 'Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!', then immediately turned into a robot voice saying 'You have a message from God.' Best. Ringtone. Ever. MLIA
Today in church, the priest's phone went off during the sermon. It had an angelic chorus singing 'Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!', then immediately turned into a robot voice saying 'You have a message from God.' Best. Ringtone. Ever. MLIA
29 November 2009 @ 02:28 pm
Today, my family and I were walking out of New Moon. As we walked past a group of fanatic teen girls, my dad said "I cant believe Edward dies!" The girls all stood in shock and horror, some even gasped as we walked out of the theater. Well done, Dad. We have trained you well. MLIA.
For fun I typed "Who is hotter, Jacob Black or Edward Cullen?" into mystery google then I got: Squidward. I have to agree. MLIA
Today, I was bored so I typed "suck it" into mystery google. It turned into "remember,God can read what you type." Sorry God. MLIA
Coming into school, I screamed in a panicked voice "THE SUN'S ON FIRE!!!" Several people ran to look outside at the sky only to realize what they had just done. As I quietly made myself anonymous in the crowded commons area I got two pats on the back and one high five. My high school career is officially complete. MLIA
Yesterday, I changed my dorm assignment for second semester. Upon entering the showers in the new dorm, I heard somebody singing Bohemian Rhapsody. By the time my shower was finished, me and five other guys on my floor had finished a complete rendition of the song. In four-part harmony. With beatbox. I'm so glad I moved to the fine arts dorms. MLIA
Today, I was standing in the shower when I dropped the soap. I flailed about trying to catch it, only to watch it slip through my fingers again and again. Suddenly, my husband stuck his hand through the curtain, caught it, and handed it back to me. I've married a ninja, everyone. MLIA.
Today, my family (including my grandparents) were all together and the subject of emos came up. My grandparents didn't know what an emo was and so when I explained it, my grandfather simply replied "I thought emo was a fish in a movie" MLIA.
Awhile ago, I won a contest at my mall and one the prizes was having a big 6 x 2 picture of me in the mall. Today I went to pick it up and they asked for photo i.d. MLIA
Today, I read on MLIA about a girl who went to Mcdonalds and asked for a happy meal with extra happy. So I decided to try it. After asking for a happy meal with extra happy, the lady proceeded to charge me an extra dollar. I simply told her "money cant buy happiness." she gave me my happy meal for free. MLIA
Today, we were having Chinese food for dinner. My fortune read, "A short stranger will soon enter your life." I'm eight months pregnant. MLIA.
Today I was taking a standardized exam, and the supervisor was rattling off instructions and guidelines that we had to follow while testing. He got to a part that said "When you see the words 'End of Test' you have finished the test", then after a pause said "No shit, Sherlock." We started the test late because people couldn't stop laughing, but it was worth it. MLIA
Today, I was at work at Blockbuster. I was putting DVD's back on the shelf, while over hearing in old French couple talking about the sexual favors they would be providing for each other later on in the evening. As I told my manager what happened, the couple walked up. I greeted them in French. Their faces were priceless.
Today, I was on Facebook. I noticed that my mom's status said "I kissed a girl.", and that after that, she "liked" it. Well done, mom. MLIA
About a week ago, I decided to go into school late. I was downtown with my backpack on. I went into a bakery at about 9:00am to get a donut. While inside the bakery, a cop walked in. I pretended I didn't see him, which didn't work. He asked if I was supposed to be in school. Without caring, I replied "yes". He shrugged, and said "oh well. I'm not supopsed to be getting donuts. Have fun." I have a newfound respect for cops now. MLIA
Yesterday in math class, we got our tests back. There was one problem on it that almost no one got right, including me. It was, "If you have 2 bunnies and they double every month for 2 years, how many will you have?" The teacher was expecting us to write an equation and solve for the answer. However, one girl wrote, "What if the bunnies are both boys?" and preceded to say that the answer was 2 because they couldn't procreate. She got full credit. I wish I had thought of that. MLIA.
For fun I typed "Who is hotter, Jacob Black or Edward Cullen?" into mystery google then I got: Squidward. I have to agree. MLIA
Today, I was bored so I typed "suck it" into mystery google. It turned into "remember,God can read what you type." Sorry God. MLIA
Coming into school, I screamed in a panicked voice "THE SUN'S ON FIRE!!!" Several people ran to look outside at the sky only to realize what they had just done. As I quietly made myself anonymous in the crowded commons area I got two pats on the back and one high five. My high school career is officially complete. MLIA
Yesterday, I changed my dorm assignment for second semester. Upon entering the showers in the new dorm, I heard somebody singing Bohemian Rhapsody. By the time my shower was finished, me and five other guys on my floor had finished a complete rendition of the song. In four-part harmony. With beatbox. I'm so glad I moved to the fine arts dorms. MLIA
Today, I was standing in the shower when I dropped the soap. I flailed about trying to catch it, only to watch it slip through my fingers again and again. Suddenly, my husband stuck his hand through the curtain, caught it, and handed it back to me. I've married a ninja, everyone. MLIA.
Today, my family (including my grandparents) were all together and the subject of emos came up. My grandparents didn't know what an emo was and so when I explained it, my grandfather simply replied "I thought emo was a fish in a movie" MLIA.
Awhile ago, I won a contest at my mall and one the prizes was having a big 6 x 2 picture of me in the mall. Today I went to pick it up and they asked for photo i.d. MLIA
Today, I read on MLIA about a girl who went to Mcdonalds and asked for a happy meal with extra happy. So I decided to try it. After asking for a happy meal with extra happy, the lady proceeded to charge me an extra dollar. I simply told her "money cant buy happiness." she gave me my happy meal for free. MLIA
Today, we were having Chinese food for dinner. My fortune read, "A short stranger will soon enter your life." I'm eight months pregnant. MLIA.
Today I was taking a standardized exam, and the supervisor was rattling off instructions and guidelines that we had to follow while testing. He got to a part that said "When you see the words 'End of Test' you have finished the test", then after a pause said "No shit, Sherlock." We started the test late because people couldn't stop laughing, but it was worth it. MLIA
Today, I was at work at Blockbuster. I was putting DVD's back on the shelf, while over hearing in old French couple talking about the sexual favors they would be providing for each other later on in the evening. As I told my manager what happened, the couple walked up. I greeted them in French. Their faces were priceless.
Today, I was on Facebook. I noticed that my mom's status said "I kissed a girl.", and that after that, she "liked" it. Well done, mom. MLIA
About a week ago, I decided to go into school late. I was downtown with my backpack on. I went into a bakery at about 9:00am to get a donut. While inside the bakery, a cop walked in. I pretended I didn't see him, which didn't work. He asked if I was supposed to be in school. Without caring, I replied "yes". He shrugged, and said "oh well. I'm not supopsed to be getting donuts. Have fun." I have a newfound respect for cops now. MLIA
Yesterday in math class, we got our tests back. There was one problem on it that almost no one got right, including me. It was, "If you have 2 bunnies and they double every month for 2 years, how many will you have?" The teacher was expecting us to write an equation and solve for the answer. However, one girl wrote, "What if the bunnies are both boys?" and preceded to say that the answer was 2 because they couldn't procreate. She got full credit. I wish I had thought of that. MLIA.
Current Mood: 
bouncy
bouncy28 November 2009 @ 04:09 pm
Today, my dad walked into the house after his run, and called for me. Automatically, I answered, and was surprised when he then proceeded to ask if I was still here. As a joke, I said no. He believed me, and asked my brother where I had gone. My brother told him that I had gone to Narnia. My dad believed him too, and questioned him where exactly this "Narnia" was. He wasn't kidding. Now, thanks to my 12 year old brother, he is now convinced it is a sketchy teen club on the local college campus. I got yelled at for going to Narnia. I love my famliy. MLIA
Today, I spilled coffee on my bed. When my mum saw the stain and asked me about it, I looked her dead in the eye and said very seriously, "I'm on my period." She nodded acceptingly and said she understood. I'm a 14 year old male. MLIA
The other day, I was trying to type a frowny face into my phone. When I put the frown, my phone put in "oreo?". Why yes, that would make me feel better. Thanks phone. MLIA
Today, I was serving an old couple dinner at the retirement home I work at. The asked for a really straightforward meal, so I said, "Wow, that's easy!" The man pointed to his wife and replied, "Not as easy as Doris was in high school." MLIA
*Yesterday, I saw a teenager dressed as a devil jump out to try and scare a kid dressed as a priest. Without skipping a beat, the priest smacked the devil with his bible, then chased him around screaming, "The power of Christ compels you!" MLIA
Today, I spilled coffee on my bed. When my mum saw the stain and asked me about it, I looked her dead in the eye and said very seriously, "I'm on my period." She nodded acceptingly and said she understood. I'm a 14 year old male. MLIA
The other day, I was trying to type a frowny face into my phone. When I put the frown, my phone put in "oreo?". Why yes, that would make me feel better. Thanks phone. MLIA
Today, I was serving an old couple dinner at the retirement home I work at. The asked for a really straightforward meal, so I said, "Wow, that's easy!" The man pointed to his wife and replied, "Not as easy as Doris was in high school." MLIA
*Yesterday, I saw a teenager dressed as a devil jump out to try and scare a kid dressed as a priest. Without skipping a beat, the priest smacked the devil with his bible, then chased him around screaming, "The power of Christ compels you!" MLIA
Current Mood: 
awake
awake27 November 2009 @ 09:51 pm
yet I received so much more than that from my family (eug, I hope you know you fall under here too)
HAPPINESS! :D
HAPPINESS! :D
Current Mood: bouncy
bouncy25 November 2009 @ 12:03 am
Scouting For Girls -Heart Beat
Am I alone in your heart?
Have I hope with your heart?
She's such a teaser, she's such a star.
Give me a reason or gimme a chance.
Am I alone in your heart, or am I alone...?
It tears me apart.
(Am I alone? )
Doing all I can do, just to be close to you.
Every time that we meet, I skip a heartbeat.
Always up for a laugh, she's a pain in the arse.
Every time that we meet, I skip a heartbeat.
Give me an evening, or give me a night.
I'll show you the time, of your life.
I'll walk you home safe, from the dark.
I'll give you my jacket, I'll give you my heart.
But she won't come dancing tonight,
She's having the time of her life.
(Am I alone?)
Doing all I can do, just to be close to you.
Every time that we meet, I skip a heartbeat.
Always up for a laugh, she's a pain in the arse.
Every time that we meet, I skip a heartbeat.
I do love, she does heartbreak.
I did love, till she broke my heart.
I do love, she does heartbreak.
I did love, till she broke my heart.
I do love, she does heartbreak.
I did love, till she broke my heart.
I do love, she does heartbreak.
I did love, till she broke my heart.
Doing all I can do, just to be close to you.
Every time that we meet, I skip a heartbeat.
Always up for a laugh, she's a pain in the arse.
Every time that we meet, I skip a heartbeat.
I skip a heartbeat for you.
Doing all I can do, just to be close to you.
Every time that we meet, I skip a heartbeat.
Always up for a laugh, she's a pain in the arse.
Every time that we meet, I skip a heartbeat.
I skip a heartbeat for you
Current Mood: bouncy
bouncy20 November 2009 @ 11:52 pm
14 November 2009 @ 03:23 pm
We must go on to inquire what are the blessings we ought to hope to receive from (God).
In this connection we should observe that hope presupposes desire.
Before a thing can be hoped for, it must first be desired. Things that are not desired are not said to be objects of hope; rather they are feared or even despised.
Secondly, we must judge what is hoped for is possible to obtain; hope includes this factor over and above desire. True, a man can desire things he does not believe he is able to attain; but he cannot cherish hope with regard to such objects.
Thirdly, hope necessarily implies the idea that the good hoped for is hard to get: trifles are the object of contempt rather than of hope. Or, if we desire certain things and have them, as it were, to hand, we are not deemed to hope for them as future goods, but to possess them as present to us.
We should further note that among the different things a person hopes to obtain, there are some he hopes to get through the good offices of another and some that he hopes to acquire through his own efforts. The difference between these two classes of goods comes to this: to obtain the things he hopes to acquire by himself, a man employs the resources of his own power; to obtain what he hopes to receive from another, he has recourse to petition.
If he hopes to receive such a benefit from a man, his request is called "simple petition"; if he hopes to obtain a favor from God, it is called prayer, which, as Damascene says, " is a petition addressed to God for suitable goods."... This shows us that the goods our Lord teaches us to ask for in His prayer are to be regarded as possible, yet not easy to get; access to them is afforded by God's help and not by human power.
Saint Thomas Aquinas.
Current Mood: 
Contemplative
Contemplative19 October 2009 @ 10:14 am
To all you Rabbit Kings and Snake Queens!
Love is the measure of our ability to bear crosses, whether great or small.
St. Teresa of Avila
04 October 2009 @ 11:37 pm
Germans like to climb mountains, they just don't do it very well. ~ Inglorious Basterds
“Cannon Law”?
“Cannon law is the law of pure force .”
Cannon LawCannon law is the law of Pure Force.
Who says History is boring!?!??! lol!!!!
Cheers!!!
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cheerful
cheerful