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I'm a pilgrim [Monday
July 21st, 2008 at 9:00pm]
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I'm back from NBS FOC!

Gotta clear my updates this week before I gather my matching roomie bedsheets to embrace newfound hostel friendships with Toilet Duck, washing machines and 'our countrymen's' orgasmic climaxes of "叫我皇帝!".

So, Europe trip! 

SIA(LA) Airline [Thursday
June 26th, 2008 at 10:48pm]
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AWAKE, AWAKE.

I'm sleeping everyday at 6am and I could fault it all to jet lag (Europe's 6hrs behind),
but I know it's really sheer laziness. :O

I loooooove taking aeroplanes!

The first time we nosed into the skies, I was devastated. 
I expected God to be standing in the clouds with his castle shrouded in dry ice.

Nonetheless, 12 years on, aeroplanes still give me the kick. 

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Ignoring the part where your mum snores on the plane next to you (smartly hiding behind an eyemask) while toilet-bound ppl eye you,

There's in-flight entertainment (7 movies this time!), cute people confined in the same space with you for 12 hours and,

AIRPLANE FOOD!
 
They just feed you on and on while you're stumped to your seat (delightfully recalling the story of how a morbidly obese woman's skin was grafted to the sofa after 6 years of inactivity). 

We were even woken up at 3am to eat instant noodles!

That's why you need to pay extra for excess baggage weight.

They need to cater kgs for overweight air stewardesses who hide in the pantry.
(I saw the Jet★ people feasting on their $150 plate of chicken (and) rice lor)


My mum's major embarrassment.

She was overjoyed to know they gave mini bottles of red wine and promptly asked the same for herself, "Oh, and my daughter too", then dapao-ed them.

At every meal, the stewardess goes, "Coffee, tea or juice?". To which she'll go, "Heineken beer, please" and then produce it to me triumphantly with $-signed eyes.

The crew must have thought she was a hardcore alcoholic lah. 

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And I knew being a pilot was lucrative. But not THIS crazily good.
My friend's dad's a pilot with SIA(LA).

He gets basic 19k plus $45/hr during his flights. And allowance! (For a stop in US, around US$200/day)

If time away from the family's an excuse at all, your immediate family gets a couple of free trips a year on Business class. And even if you've exhausted the free ones, you only need to pay freaking 10% of the air ticket!

Plus, captains only need to get the plane in the air, after that co-pilots do all the work.

So he said he liked flying. &$#%!&*, OF COURSE LA.

14 Days: Post-Mortem [Tuesday
June 24th, 2008 at 1:00am]
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EUROPE WAS FANTASTIC (pics soon!)

Attending the night procession at Lourdes with 80,000 people (it happens 365 days a year), Chapel Visits, Holy Bath, Miracle of the Bleeding Host etc.

It all sounds terribly boring but it was a pilgrimage after all,
and the experience was truly, once-in-a-lifetime unforgettable.

Eiffel Tower at Paris, shopping at Madrid's Grand Via, Porto Wine-tasting, Amsterdam's Windmill & Cheese Factory, and EURO2008 matches late into the night. 

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I was even sabohed to represent the English-speaking ppl in reciting a decade of the Rosary in front of HUNDREDS of 'holier-than-me' people AROUND THE WORLD at Fatima. 

The other Portuguese, Italian and French reps were all 60 years old choking in strings of pearl, and I was up there in my Jeans & Adidas Jacket ensemble. :O

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Here's my 14-day road trip through France, Spain, Portugal & Netherlands
(Thank god for Seraphina, Cherubina and Trevor on board!)

Haha, and of course, it was eye-candy galore.

Curiously, a couple tried to be funny. 
From the motorcyle guy (who's probably 55 behind his helmet) to our bus driver who looks, hotly, like Dumbledore. HAHAHAHA.

But be proud of me, I was all, 
"No, can't you see I'm on the road to nun-hood, No *prays fervently*"  ;)

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Nonetheless you all will die reading bout the last day. 

A GIRL ON THE TOUR PROPOSED TO ME WITH HER RING

I said no and ran away before she could burst, "You're on candid camera".

My first marriage proposal horribly enveloped by trauma
#^$%*#!+*$#^$& ?!?!?!?!??!?!?! GODHELPME 

Ready Set Go [Sunday
June 8th, 2008 at 3:33pm]
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I've picked up "Spank me" and "I''m your slave" from 'Dirty Italian' in Times
and I'm all set to go! 

Be nice and I might get you each a litre of holy water, 
prayer candles and a LV freebie keychain. So long!

19, unemployed [Saturday
June 7th, 2008 at 12:36pm]
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Jean, I can finally assume your profile- 19, unemployed and watches disney movies in free time

On my last day, the dept gathered in the meeting room for me!
I told them, "I was expecting much worse after my first job at the Byford warehouse folding purple G-strings for men" and they all laughed.

Working there has been fantastic.

Over the 5 months, we had BBQ at our GM's house playing musical chairs (it is just startling watching these people fighting you over a chair), 
Mahjong at my place, Ma La Steamboat after work and a private event at St. James.

They celebrated my birthday for me during department meeting, and found presents in my drawer. 

I had lunch treats (attn: markers) and on my last day, came to work with breakfast on my table! 

Damn sweet right?

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There are 30 people in my department, of which the mean age's 25 (I pulled it down by 5 years). 6 guys 24 girls and almost like our Ju Hua Jie Mei Pai in school. 

There was Short Sean, who imagined himself a ballerina dancing en pointe whenever we crossed paths,

Marissa, who hounded me daily in the photocopying room abt the latest modelling castings. 

Val and Agnes, the Photocopy Avenue people. Though we 3 were new, we have gotten closer than any of the other people in the office.

We would sit in a row at our desks, working on our endless pile while talking and talking, OTing our nights away (amidst Viwawa-ing and poking each other on Facebook). I miss them so, porridge buffet sooooon.

AND BB, our resident auntie from Malaysia. 

One OT night, we called the Indonesian people, didn't understand what they were saying and so passed the phone to to her,
"You can speak Malay right?"
 
She picked up the food and without missing a beat she went, 
"Hello, This is BeeBuan. May I help you?" 

OMG WE LAUGHED AND LAUGHED and fell on the floor laughing. Thankfully the office was near empty that night. 

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On my last day, I stayed up all night til 7am making 30 personalised cards for them. 
(I sneaked to the toilet to sleep that afternoon, haha) 

But it was all worth it, they cried. I did too. Terribly embarrassing. 

That day, Shimizu san, walked me off to the lift and I started bawling my eyes out when the doors closed. It was an awkward 19 floors down with the woman from the other dept.

The GM said I was always welcomed back after uni, but as their boss next time. ;)

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And of course, I'll never forget corresponding with the overseas people.

With the Indonesia office,

ID: $^#&*!&...
Me: Ehh.. do you speak English?
ID: ...........I'm already speaking English.

And emailing the Thailand people,

(When they really wanted us to look at their 'previous quotation')
"Please refer to our precious quotation below"
ROFLROFL. I miss work. not.

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