Archive for May, 2008

28
May
08

blood on the floor

Its red…its supposed to be thicker than water…it comes in various groups…some of them commonly available…some rare…it has many connotations…some have it in good health but couldn’t care less about it…some need to have it transfused to survive and realise the worth of every drop…yet when it comes to revenge, violence, punishment, it is the first thing to be spilled. Yes I am talking about Blood, which seems to have become so cheap that anybody and everybody is playing Holi with it. 

What’s wrong with us? Why have we become so savage? Imagine cutting a dead body in 300 pieces. Wow. I am surprised Maria and Mathew didn’t marinade and barbeque them – grilled Neeraj Grover. They could as well have been cannibals. Arushi Talwar – what was her crime? That she knew about her dad’s illicit affair. So now it is dangerous to even have information. Or maybe it is dangerous to be a child ‘coz you never know when your own parents could turn against you.

Crazy…ridiculous…maddening…why why why? How did we become this way? Why are we so blood thirsty? Where is the difference between carnivores and us? Are we becoming vampires? During our growing up years, we often heard our teachers or parents say “I’ll draw your blood if you don’t behave, etc.” It meant a few canings which definitely would have resulted in some blood red marks. We grew up to heroes mouthing dialogues like “main tera khoon pee jaoonga”. We have idioms like ‘khoon ke badle khoon’, ‘khoon ki holi khelna’, etc. Why even the legendary Draupadi was said to have told Bhim that the only way to restore her honour would be to colour her hair with Dusshashan’s blood. But does that mean that in the 21st century we take it all so literally?   

I read a quote in today’s paper that said, “a civilised society is one which tolerates eccentricity to the point of doubtful sanity”. I think this is a mirror of the way things are currently. For every two steps we take towards prosperity, we seem to be regressing 100 steps. How many Neerajs, Arushis, Rizwanurs and others like them will have to be sacrificed at the alter before we realise our follies? Don’t all religions say the same thing that only He or She who brought us into this world has the right to take us away from it? Who are we to send people to their graves or pyres under the pretext of honour killings, jealousy, unstable minds, uncontrollable emotions and all the bullcrap that is doled out as defence?

But there is always light at the end of the tunnel. Arushi’s friends are holding a candle light vigil for her demanding justice. Hope they remain undeterred even when sprayed with tear gas or showered with lathis.

As Abraham Lincoln said, “the probability that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just.”

 

     

 

 

27
May
08

the great indian re-naming ceremony

Come one…come all…its free for all…all for one…one for all…well just in case you thought it was some hawker selling his wares, you aren’t very off the mark. We are at the great Indian re-naming ceremony. Historians say that the British couldn’t pronounce Indian names and hence changed them or rather anglicized them. Well that has always been the law…what you conquer you own and that gives you the right to do whatever you want. I am sure when our Hindu kings invaded other countries they too followed the same practice. However I am not justifying it nor flaying it. That was history…past…

My grudge is with all these good-for-nothing so called sons-of-the-soils who are hell bent on screwing up the country’s international image. Now before you draw your fangs out at me saying that we should shun away our gora fixation, get rid of our slave mentality, etc. etc. let me remind you that most of the stuff that’s still good and strong in our city is courtesy the British. For everything wrong they did, we have to credit them with giving us an impetus, an edge over others when we started afresh. Today 61 years after attaining Independence, when most of our flyovers and bridges and high rises are collapsing before the minister can even cut the proverbial ribbon, it is the building, water pipes, drainage systems, etc. built during the Raj that’s standing like a rock. In fact the lifeline of our city – the railways are a gift from them. And no matter how much of a bitter pill it may be to us, we have to swallow it coz truth is bitter and it hurts.

So I want to tell all these wannabe politicians-in-the-making that changing Madras to Chennai, Bangalore to Bengalooru or Bengaluru, Calcutta to Kolkata, Bombay to Mumbai is of no use if you can’t show any signs of progress, any concrete work that has been done for the betterment of us tax payers (who’s money by the way is being used in the changing of sign boards, name plates etc.). Why don’t we instead talk about floods and how to solve them once and for all, or traffic or pollution? Let’s discuss large projects like building parks for children, have more open and green spaces, constructing English medium schools for poor children or charitable hospitals. Changing signboards or renaming a Victoria Terminus to a Chhatrapati Shivaji Terminus (which by the way is also a common PJ on sex change) or Prince of Wales to a Chhatrapati Shivaji Maharaj Vastu Sangrahalay (last heard children refused to visit these places coz they couldn’t remember the name and no one writes essays on visiting to museum as their favourite passtimes) will not work wonders for anyone except signboard painters and printers.

You can change the name of the city (voluntarily or forcefully) but how justified are you in asking brands to change their names. I mean, imagine a Bombay Dyeing being known as a Mumbai Dyeing, Bombay Times as Mumbai Times our BSE as MSE…ridiculuous…unthinkable…what contribution do these people have in the making of these brands or companies to ask them to change their names. Tomorrow you will enter every home and say that all the male children should be named Shahaji, Shivaji, Sambhaji and so on. Or that everybody should start worshipping Mumbadevi only irrespective of their personal faiths. Bull shit…absolute crap…this is not democarcy…this is goondaism…hooliganism and any political party who supports this kind of vandalism should be stripped off its powers.  

What have these guys done for this city? Just changed its name. That will solve our infrastructure, socio-economic, sanitation, population, inflation problems is it?

Someone has rightly said, “power does not corrupt people; fools, however, if they get into a position of power, corrupt power”. It is so true. And right now we have clowns and puppets sitting in the seats of powers. As they say, a group of donkeys led by a lion can defeat a pride of lions led by a donkey. Having the right leader is so important and yet that seat is filled with nincompoops of the first order.

Well, maybe the Wadias could consider renamimg their brand as Mumbai Dying – apt for the current state of affairs in our city. 

 

      




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