This post is dedicated to Dr Josh Ward (not because he has ever commented on my uterus, but because he inspired me to get back to blogging). It has been hard to find the time b/c these three chitlins that follow us around demand alot. Which leads to me to explain where I am located at this moment, typing this blog.....Grand Cayman---at the Ritz Carlton. And yes, I am bragging and may have turned into a vacation snob. In fact, I may have to work an extra day a week just so I can continue to vacation like this. Luxury.
Ok, so here is the explanation of the title of this post. We have been lounging by the beach and pool the last few days (sans kids). The water is gorgeous and so are the people. I mean even men in Speedos look good. I commented to Brad that I wish my tummy could be as flat as these goddesses walking by us. He immediately said, "You can't help it. Your uterus is just high". It is a good thing I have job experience as a life guard, b/c I could have drowned from surprise and laughter. I had to fess up and explain "that, No, my uterus is not high--I just need to push away from the table more". It really was a compliment in my book. All this time, I have worried about my muffin top and my sweet husband of 13 years, just thought my uterus was HIGH.
