i know, i share

…………! no 1

u r born on this world 25@51 years ago over combigned sperm from ur father and an ovum from ur mother. Now, ur father is raping u. becoz ur father’s good on growing u over passed 25@51 years, u r blinding what is ur father doing on u. good. good daughter. jgn jd anak derhaka. xelok. Kene rogol xpe. menderhaka jgn sesekali…ekeke

…………! no 2

what the freaking hell our consumer price index is only 7.7%? Go to restaurant we’ll find the nasik campur rm3 goes to rm4! It is >30%? Go to giant, compare how much price for fresh milk between now and a month before. oh yeah, people with more money always  have the last laugh.

malaysia, truly asia in deep shit!

pizen pizen pizen………………i almost can not stand anymore 😦

2moro im going to pizen some joke in front of my members.. it is compulsory and must making others laugh. Freaking ….until now duno wat to do. not working stupid joke is a shame man….imagine the atmosphere when my joke is not working..ahh..tensen2!

After that the real business presentation pulakk until evening….this is madnesssssss!!!!!!!!!

disclaimer: my personal views only

There are lots of daily prime newspapers like bla bla..types like bla bla..but generally from my opinion, not base on the type, minus political newspaper, which one is the most value for our money. So i classified from the highest to the lowest rank:

1. The Star
2. NST
3. Malay Mail
4. Berita Harian
5. Kosmo
6. Metro
7. Utusan Melayu

I chose The Star at the highest rank because:

• it has quality. Colorful and being well organized
• In english of course. Has sections that we can learn. can continue improving in english
• thicker than any other newspaper means more info, lots of info, lots of sports news
• minus stupid rumor news like ‘artis a gaduh artis b bla bla bla…..’
• has tons of reliable job advertisement
• gives fair news ‘lately’
• lots of good articles from the writer and scholar
• The cheapest among others. RM1.20 weekdays and RM1.50 for sunday.

NST slightly off than the star. Becoz i felt the font is too small, not good in organizing. Less sports news. Smaller, means less news. LESS JOBS ADS. Low quality of paper LOL. Price is same with the star. But not fair news, biased to gomen. The Malay Mail is good. Thicker than The Star but not bias. Gives fair news to all sides. It uses bombastic english words that minor like me can’t understand LOL. Price duno. Never buy. But rarely reading it.

Berita Hairan someone calls it. Recently changed to smaller size. It is in bahasa. Not value for money. Lots of stupid, sick story of local entertainment. Less information. Biased to government. But sometimes gives fair news. Less sports news.

Kosmo n metro are same. Tabloid paper that championing issues like ‘bapak rogol anak’, ‘artis a bla bla’, ‘ajaran sesat here and there’,’mat rempit bla bla’,’video lucah bla bla’,’aksi lucah bla bla’…there are some good but i never buy this paper intentionally. For people who like to ‘stim2’ can la..membazir duit je beli paper jenis nih

Utusan Meloya. Its name shows it did not deserve neither compliment nor comment. Buang mase je tulis psl paper nih. Total rubbish.

relieved. out from 2 days presentation skill’s hell 😦

• topup rm 5 for 180 days validity
• topup rm 10 for 180 days validity
• topup rm 30 for 180 days validity

read here 🙂

1. country with low salary and high cost living
2. need to pay toll only for jam
3. need to pay rm39k to get car with driver airbag only
4. protect cronies only for malaysian dying in Perodua n Proton cars
5. can sworn in the name of Allah to clear things so sg buloh jail will be empty
6. country which its citizen happily clapped in supporting (chick) the fuel price hikes. xphm betul aku manusia jenis ni.
7. country which poor people can be rich in one night
8. country which has a kangaroo court
9. country with changing life style. 1 meal perday from two. 1 dish from 2 dishes. Bread instead of rice. Potato instead of rice.
10. country which has ‘Hari tidak berbelanja’. No need to belanja for lunch and dinner but still need to belanja for petrol n toll.
    
11. sooner or later, this country will be damned by GOD because an overwhelming corruption. Don’t put it on all citizen if GOD wants to give BALA.

Malaysia, truly asia joke!

tomorrow hav an open-any-book SQL xm LOL. Then cert from australia will be delivered.

disclaimer: i’m not an insurance’s agent.

indeed.juz wan to share. there are many insurance policy providers in our market like prudential, etiqa bla bla bla..there are hell of benefits for insurance buyer based on the insurance’s policy type. Duno how to explain. But i want to point  out it’s benefit cases by cases. Generally, when something happen likes:

• A starts working at 25. At 50 A manages to save rm100k in the bank after saving like hell. Later he diagnosed and confirmed has a fatal disease that needs some surgery. The surgery costs him a whopping rm90k. He saved becoz he has money. But his 25 years worth of saving is burned to dust. We talked about people who have money. How about the moneyless people? Certainly moneyless people will die early than rich people. It was bitter but that is our real world . So here the insurance plays its part. If A has insurance policy, his rm90k will be saved. Insurance will cover that surgery cost. So moneyless people can live longer, rich people also.
• Paralysed @ disability aka ‘lumpuh’. A starts working at 25. At 26 involved in an accident which resulted the horrible whole body paralysed. Imagine that time A’s mama, papa, sister  n brother who feeding  food to A’s mouth and  ‘basuh berak’ daily. ‘Basuh berak’   forever until A dies. Horrible. ‘Basuh berak’ for free is already horrible. Feeding food to A’s mouth FOR FREE is 1000x horrible. Imagine A’s family face  when ‘basuh berak’ and feeding for free have nothing but sweet smile all the way. But deep in their heart is always ***t! ***k! ***t! only. All family member’s don’t like but need to ‘basuh berak’. So insurance will play its part here. The insurance holder will be compensated certain amount of money (eg rm60k or based on insurance provider) when some case like disability happens. That money can be used to feed A’s mouth, hire some indon’s maid for ‘basuh berak’ or  making some investment to grow A’s money for future use. So everyone was happy.

All people can’t be guaranteed that 2 events above won’t happen in their life. There are lots of benefits. So cepat2 lh cari satu polisi insurans LOL

for more info, read here. I found it very useful