TO MR. COLK

In reference to the above named dude who informed me that doing weed cures lung cancer, doing weed also causes your teeth to decay severely (if you chew it).
Just thought i'd let you know lol.

Ps. I was actually going to use that picture as a form of anger release (you know, like baring your teeth at someone you really don't like) but seeing as i'm a mature and highly intellectual child, i preferred to use the picture for other more practical uses.

About the previous few post.

mm. I would just like the entire world to know that i don't like being called a flirt. Nor am i one. thank you very much for your attention.

I just thought about it, but if a person named google married a person named yahoo, their kid could be named goohoo.
Frankly speaking, that just sounds really weird.
Goo hoo.
Think along the lines of retard and crying.
I'm sorry i'm so random bloggy. We blog owners tend to lead disturbing and traumatising lives.

GAH

you know how hard it is for someone to spoil my mood, when i'm in a good mood?
Very hard. Very hard. because i don't even know why i'm happy, and its very difficult for someone to eradicate something that has no reason behind it, because technically, it isn't even there for you to eradicate.

if what it takes is for me to announce that i'm homosexual before people stop accusing me of flirting, then fine. I'm a bloody homo.

I FAILED MY PHYSICS TEST TODAY. BLEHHH GAHHHH AFUCKALAMAFUCKY ARGHHHHHHH!!!

23rd Feb 2008

Went to watch jumper. muaha. TIA thought it was violent. as did the new girl. i laughed.

Jump jump jump jump jump jump.
You think they haven't noticed?
1:02:23

16th Feb and 22nd Feb 2008

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO CURLY AND CARROT~!

i feel like a hero, and you are my hhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeroin. lol.

The next one's for everyone. It's an everyone song. :)

There's this fantanstic dude. Newton Faulkner. X)
Btw that emoticon is me, looking blissful. which doesn't happen very often.
Is blissful a word? lol.

HAHA

YAYYY!!! :D :D :D ><

I'm always fine.

I read an article today. Its called "The happy brain".
As according to my deep and wonderful research, i have found that i should drink lots of water, smile a lot, and just to be on the safe side, stuff my mouth full of food cos that makes me feel really satisfied for no good reason. i kid you not.
How hard is that? lol.
SO. well aside from that, i'm poofed for a variety of reasons.
HONESTLY SPEAKING, i hate relationships, and hate it everytime i get involved by any means in one. Its just SUCKS. SUCKS.

FOr RED APPLE! :D

oh and New Girl. i READ your blog ok. SO WHAT IF I DANCED HUH. lol. Deal with it :P Both apples did too!

MUAHA

I'm hungry. SO So so so so so so so hungry. i need FOOOD!

TIRED

i'm exhausted/poofed/tired/loserish/bored/unmotivated.
YOu deal with it.

I'll stick with talking to myself

i'm frankly annoyed with facebook. having to click stuff over and over again's just really REALLY annoying.

call me antisocial, but seriously. whats the point huh.

NO POINT. NADA.

CHun TEE. Metal mouth lol jk.

112th post

the day has come where i really stubbed my toe. Actually i'm not quite sure if i stubbed my toe, but i was sitting the car and pulling on my nail, when 1/13 of it suddenly lost of connection with my toe nail, -i suspect foulplay personally; some gay gnome sawing away at my toe nail or something- and all hell broke loose as the blood poured from the reservior into the streets of the hapless people.
ok well anyway. THe reason why i named my blog as such is because the point in my life when i created my blog was a point where my toe was stubbed (we were walking to chipmunk tail's house for OM and i stepped on a branch and it turned out to be harder to step on than i thought. My toe turned purple the next day) and where i was particularly un-fond of bimbos. Currently, my toe is still stubbed, but the bimbos aren't too bad.

School at this point of my life is ok. I need to work my ass off for IGCSE. HEAR YE.
There was something else i was gonna write but i can't quite remember what.
oh yeah valentine. Apparently in Japan, on valentine's, its the girls who give guys chocolates. and then there's this whole other day where the guys give girls chocolates.
Talk about gender discrimination. WHat about all those people IN BETWEEN?!
GAH.

111th post. numbers bear great significance to me, yes they do

http://pulse.xanga.com/applelinfangyung
http://pulse.xanga.com/waisze_apple

I find these hilarious. i was thinking of linking them, but then i figured no one would notice them, so yeah. Check them out. I laughed my head off when i saw them ^^

The first and only post ever dedicated to someone.

To Apple Green:
i hope you come here and read this pretty soon cos i have this vague niggling feeling that you are really misunderstanding something.
I assume you think i hate you, but well i don't. i have several times, due to annoyance etc with that whole ninja and vampire thingamabob :p, and also that trust issue, plus how you tend to be self centred and judgemental (which is what you yourself told me) and think nothing about it. And also how you enjoy being obnoxious and also thinking nothing about it.
But i really don't hate you.
Honest. Its sort of like a love-hate relationship. You're not un-nice or anything. its just, like lots of other people, you're not perfect so yeah. I know we fight a lot, but i still like you as a friend. Its fun kicking your butt you know. even though what you do back to me hurts more.... -__-
so yeah. i know i've hurt you, but you've 'hurt' me too so to speak, so thats how it is.
I don't hate you. UNDERSTAND.
I do hate how you think i hate you. Because its stupid. like you said before to me, almost as if you're trying to get attention through the way you put it. and don't say that sentence hurt you because you said it to me first. and you said you weren't trying to hurt me when you said that, so ditto to you.
Bye bye.

seriously

The bananas in singapore taste like crap. I'm not kidding you.

gah.

hi world. for some strange reason, i'm just feeling kinda melancholic.
i don't like how the world always seems to have this kind of defeat the purpose attitude. Allow me to elaborate.
Holidays are for Holidaying. Not Homeworking. THat's defeating the purpose of a holiday.
I have a migraine right now. Seem to have been getting more and more of them.
Oh and BTW, i detest poetry. Detest it because of the way people try to read so much into it, try so hard to make every word mean something, when the author probably wrote it without intending to have that much meaning to it. We seem to enjoy reading too much into things, its cruelly pathetic. People are destroying things with their 'intelligence'. Gee, wonder whats new there...
My mood has absolutely nothing to do with me sleeping late because i forgot my german homework until the last minute. German student of the year 2007. hah.
mmm. aside from that, i'll be away in the Home County if you'll be needing me. GOing back to your birthplace bloggy! YAy! (tone: me staring evilly at the computer, and dripping with oodles of sarcasm. one may infer that i am REALLY in no mood to live today. No mood.)
Its the hormones i tell you. The stupid hormones.