Every year I make a list of the top things we learned in the year (my cousin Tami started this on our family web site, it was so cute that we all wrote in what our lists would be and it has been a tradition ever since). It used to be a top ten list but has grown to be the top twelve list...
Gilmore Top 12 List
Something strange happens to you when your firstborn child turns 12, but when it happens the same year the Mormon Tabernacle Choir becomes your favorite “group”, it has mid-life crisis written all over it.
I don’t care how hungry you are or how often you try….a carrot never tastes as good as a Butterfinger!
If you encourage the primary children to pray for snow, you better have your snow boots ready!!
In a house full of girls everything can be used as a “microphone”.
When you are 9 and three quarters years old, the traditional holiday “mysteries” suddenly become a lot less mysterious.
My high school was no where near as cool as the one on High School Musical!
The level of fun you are having is directly related to the number of shoes (not belonging to your own family) by your front door.
When you walk around Lake Zorinksi early in the morning you are greeted by just about every walker you pass with a friendly “Good Morning”. You are also likely to hear “On your left” screamed at you by every biker that passes you. It is translated into “move your slow moving self off the bike path before I run you down with my Schwinn!”!
You can pretty much be certain your hop-scotch will not wash off in the rain if you draw it with a permanent ink Sharpie.
Just when you think your kids have finally outgrown stuffed animals, they will discover Webkinz.
Brand new pair of walking shoes: $99.99
Brand new pedometer: $20.00
Half Marathon Registration fee: $55.00
Seeing your family cheering you on as you reach the finish line: PRICELESS
And last but not least,
If your husband walks in the door and says “which of our phones stays charged the longest?” you might want to brace yourself, the conversation he’s planning on having might very well result in a job offer and relocation!