RAWR.
i will be flying off to thailand in a few hours time.
and im coming back on saturday night!
which means which means...
I WILL MISS MY NEXT POPPING OPEN LESSON! T.T
nvm,
i will practise at thailand.
dont worry ben,
i will practise. xD

today went out with xh, jim and nic.
damn spastic lah today.
firstly,
i was supposed to meet xh at 12 at bugis.
i woke up at 11.50 and she was already calling me.
so i thought she was there already.
and i totally ignored her calls.
but when i rushed out of the house at 12.10
i called her and she said she is still at her house bus stop. -.-
so both of us were late.
lol.

then at bugis we walked around finding a present for her chalet.
then in the end she bought some baby biscuit shit.
i swear it's damn hard.
i can whack xh in the head and it still wont break.
and it hurts k.
lol.
then while waiting for jim and nic to come.
i said something stupid to xh.
'let's go take neoprints'
and we really did. -.-
and since xh will upload them on her blog.
so i shall upload them too.





yes the gayness of me and xinghuei.
btw,
kueh = chicken &
ah = duck.
lol.
after that jim and nic came,
we went to sakura to have buffet.
it was damn nice man.
i ate like 20cream puffs.
buahahahaha.

oh and i came across this fab video of a dancer.
enjoyz.


Get video codes at Bolt

My flava was expressed on 10:51 PM

wahahahaha.
let me blog about something funny before i sleep okay.
just now at 4.01am.
i received a call from a private number.
i answered and realised it was a girl.
i was abit surprised and amused.
and then that loser started saying stuff like..

"You very act in school.."
"You very gay.."

which made me even more amused.
i just simply replied while laughing.
i even used the indian accent to reply.
lol.

then she said something interesting.
she said her brother dont like me.
and her brother is Sec4 Daryl. =O
lemme think..
i think the number of times i see Daryl is less than the number of fingers i have.
and he dont like me?
interesting.
either my face really makes people pissed or he just get pissed with people easily.
i dont think either one is true so i guess she is trying to scare me.
oh she seem to have an advisor over there as well.
when she ran out of rubbish to say,
she will ask her advisor what to say to me.
and in the end she said those rubbish again.
lol.

she asked me to TRY HER.
and said i will get into trouble on the first day of school.
i feel soo scared.
oo i sense sarcasm in what i just said
but i dont think she is smart enough to get it.
oh well.

then she went back to saying rubbish like..

'Alot of people dont like you'

and i just simply replied with,

'That's your mother's business, I don't fucking care'

i just kept replying with 'your mother' until she got pissed and ran out of words to say.
then i just left the phone on the table and let her continue barking while i do my own stuff.
after realising that she is barking to herself,
she put down the phone.

if she didnt put down the phone,
i would have thought she is one of those stray animals i see on the street that barks like nobody's business even when it knows no one fucking cares about it and isnt even listening to it.
btw, you call that a bitch.
at least she showed me that she's a bitch that will stop barking when she knows im not even listening to her.
maybe you call this a...
super bitch?
lol.

oh and super bitch,
if you are reading this,
leave a tag using whatever anonymous name you want.
i would love to argue with immature little girls.
i'll treat it as learning how to communicate with dogs.
oh and to let you know,
i look forward to the trouble on the first day of school.

My flava was expressed on 5:17 AM

CHERRY MRISTMAS!! :DD

rawr.
im leaving in two days' time.
havent even packed my stuff yet.
i have been talking to ben on www.bboy.org
i shall show you all the conversation.

Me:
hi psyk.
this video is really very useful.
i hope to learn more from you at oschool.
if you remember me.
haha.
great work btw.

Ben:
hi...
i dont know who you are so i wont be able to remember you unless i have your name eh? haha...
anyway, thanks

Me:
i'm jonas.
the noob who went for only 3 open lessons.
hah.
remember me?

Ben:
oh! yeah!
jonas. you're the only Jonas i know so i definitely remember you.
dont feel bad about attending only 3 lessons... i'm sure you've been practising on your own. gotta keep practising! :)

Me:
hah glad you remembered me.
yea i will keep practising.
i hope someday i will be as good as you.

Ben:
don't wory... you will. just keep practising!
in fact, i think you'll surpass me :)

Me:
hah, that's real encouraging.
thanks.
but you will always be my role model. :)

i see a start of a wonderful instructor-student relationship man.
buahahahaha.
i wanna be good friends with him. :X
ok im dreaming.
hah.

okay i didnt get to put up a video of ben at jim's place.
i shall put two of his videos.
so for those who dont know who my idol and popping teacher is.
this is it. 8)



the chest isolation at 2:34 and the washing machine at 3:24 was sick man.
and the deathnote is really unexpected.
oh last but not least, i love the botting at the end.



another video of ben and his bro doing another performance.
i think almost whenever they perform together.
ben will do botting and animation.
i like the part when it goes like..
'My Job is to..'
*dances*
'Dance'

i shall post another video.
but this is not a video of ben.
but a video of a 11year old boy.
he is damn good.
his hitting and waving is damn nice man.
you can skip the nonsense talking part from 0:45 to 5:06.
he will start dancing at 5:06 again.



he is the newest and youngest member of G-Style crew.
oh mans,
he is damn good. x.x
i think even ben cant bang as good as him.
but his botting definitely lose to ben.
ben's botting is imba.
lol.
so let's all..
GIVE IT UP FOR BABY BANG!

My flava was expressed on 1:13 AM

rawr.
just came back from popping.
will meet jim and the gays later.
and i will pwn jim's ass in bowling later.
i shall blog about this week's popping lesson.

23 December 2006
Popping Open Lesson
Song: Exile - New Jack Swing

today i was late!!
lol.
siokhui was there too.
ben taught us a more different way of hitting.
and i quite like that.
lol.
today's choreo had alot of hitting.
after the lesson i went to ask ben to teach me how to do the washing machine.
yes that sounds dumb but that move is dope.
this move is alot harder than gliding because i need to train my neck and upper body.
i shall master it soon man.

ok time to go play bowling with jim.
i shall post a video of ben at jim's house.
bye kuehs.

My flava was expressed on 3:50 PM

waaaaa.
im tired and bored.
rawr. -.-

im flying off on the 26th morning,
and coming back on 30th night.
which frickin means..
i cant go to 2r4 class gathering and i only have 3days to go out.
someone ask me out pls..
rawr. -.-

i shall blog about what happened yesterday.
since i totally have nothing else to blog about.
was supposed to meet charmaine at 10am.
but i was a little late.
so i used my 'ok i see you but i aint gonna appear' tactic to delay some time.
buahahaha i bet she'll kill me if she sees this. :]
met her and reluctantly led her to my house.
luckily no one was at home.
let her take her stuff and when we were about to leave,
my bro and donovan came back.
hoho.
die. -.-

we went to orchard and bought hotdog again.
this time i bought a chilli melt strip hotdog.
quite nice la.
then we were taking gay pictures in front of so many pple.
so malu lah, but fun.
lol.
went to lido to get tickets for night at the museum.
still had some time so we went to look for her superman tshirt.
as usual,
she dragged me to take neoprints again.
but since it was her birthday,
so i was nice and didnt resist much.
lol.
went back to watch the movie.
and seriously it's nicer than i thought.
the show was damn funny.
had dinner at swensens.
then went over to vivo.
ok la it's big.
we were walking around and whenever i see a full body mirror i will moonwalk across it.
so damn gay.
then we went into topshop and saw something amusing.

'Anti-Masturbatory Cream
Instant Relief Up To 6hours'

what the hell is something like that doing in topshop.
weird right.
lol.
then we went back to my house to get her stuff.
then i walked her to the mrt station to wait for her friend.
and they went to their chalet.

then i came home and fainted on the sofa.
lol.

ok bye kuehs.

If you think sex is a pain in the ass, then you are doing it wrongly.

My flava was expressed on 3:15 PM

rawr.
hear the rawr of jonasaurus man.
or does jonasaur sound better. x.x
nvm that's fucking gay.

ok.
today wasnt really started in a right way.
but nvm.
i think i'm okay now.
i think. :/

went out with xh, phylicia, and fengsheng.
we went to airport to do homework.
but we were feeling hungryz.
so we go ajisen to eat.
and i must say the service of the workers there suck.
really so really suck that i wanna smack them.
but nvm.
we got our revenge.
look at this man.



wahahaha.
then we went to mac to do homework.
and it was damn funny.
me and phylicia were shaking like nobody's business when they play some gay music.
lol.

fengsheng went home to cook and the rest of us went to pp.
walked everywhere to help phylicia find her shoe.
in the end she never buy any shoe.
lol.
after that i walked xh home and i took bus10 home.

then on the bus there was this asshole.
i was smsing xh and that asshole was staring at my phone whenever i sms.
when i turn and stare at him,
he will act blur.
doesnt that sound like a person you all know? :X
his family was sitting there.
so i cant just scold him. -.-
then i thought of a way to scold him.
in my reply to xh i typed this.

'I think the motherfucking loser sitting beside me is looking at my smses.'

and he totally turned away to look in the other direction.
which means he saw what i typed in my sms. :]

oh,
tomorrow is charmaine's bday. :]
look forward to going out meins.

bye kuehs.

My flava was expressed on 9:45 PM

yo all you gay hotdogs.
the previous posts are all full of rubbish.
so i shall blog about my popping lessons until now.

Popping Open Lesson 1
2 December 2006
Song: Memphis Bleek - Like That

went o school with siokhui,liujing and rb.
had a very weird feeling cos it was my first time there.
and totally felt like a noob.
was quite stiff at first.
but then i found it very fun so i relaxed.
the guys there all seemed to be pro, and SCARY. :x
like very hard to approach.
although they always joke around with each other,
but it seems hard to talk to them.
ben asked the three of us to stay back so he could teach us how to hit properly.
wanted to say bye to ben.
but didnt dare to.
lol.

Summary Of Lesson: Hitting, Wave(Left Arm), 'Enter the Matrix' Effect

Popping Open Lesson 2
9 December 2006
Song: Fergie - Fergalicious

i went alone this time.
which made me feel even more weird this time.
cos i had to face the scary pple myself. x.x
oh and by this time,
ben was already my idol. x)
the choreo that day was abit harder,
because we were using fergalicious which was quite a fast song.
tried speaking to the scary guys but failed. -.-
and i didnt say bye to ben again.
ugh. -.-

Summary Of Lesson: Hitting, Tutting, Heartbeat Move, Airpose

Popping Open Lesson 3
16 December 2006
Song: Auto

once again i went alone.
and we were using the nicer studio this time.
saw a few newcomers.
for the first time,
i didnt feel that noobish. :D
the noobs were standing on the right.
while the scary pros were standing on the left.
and i was in the middle. -.-
ok la if you draw a line in the middle.
i will be on the left.
ben was teaching the noobs how to do the armwave.
then he went to the left side and said,
'if you all dont know how to do, i will smack you'
then i immediately ran to the right side.
and everyone laughed.
lol.

ben asked the noobs to stay back so he could teach them how to hit properly.
like what happened to us on the first lesson.

ben: the new ones stay back after lesson, i will teach you all how to hit.
me: can i join them?
ben: yea, if you want to.
me: haha, okay. i'm still a noob. ^.^V
ben: no lah, you are not a noob.
ben: you like to learn, that's why i like you.
me: o.o

so after the lesson,
the noobs and the only novice(do not put me in the same group as those first timers)
stayed back to learn how to hit properly.
ben played some music is quite fast.
and i tried hitting to the beat.

ben: this is hitting *points at me*
noobs: o.o ic
ben: this is only his third lesson here and he can hit quite decently already.
me: o.o

so that means my practice at home is useful.
i breezed through the hitting part while the noobs struggled. xD
then ben was explaining about dimestopping.

ben: sometimes in popping, you come to a complete stop instead of hitting.
me: *whispers to myself* dimestopping..
ben: yes he is right, this is called dimestopping.

wahahahaha.
i did my research okay.

after he dismissed everyone.
i finally went to ask ben to teach me how to glide.
and to piss me off,
two noobs followed me. -.-
he was rather busy so he asked marcus, who is one of the scary pros,
to teach me how to glide.
i didnt know it is harder compared to moonwalk.
after everything i thanked marcus and when i was leaving..

me: bye ben.
ben: ok bye. take care k. *smiles*
me: o.o

buahahahahaha.
ok shall end the post with a picture taken before daryl left.
i miss him. ):



daryl, me, rongbin.

My flava was expressed on 11:55 PM

wtf wtf wtf.
i totally..
cant sleep cant sleep cant sleep cant sleep. -.-

was smsing xh at 5 because i really couldnt sleep.
and amazingly she was awake too.
but after awhile she went to sleep.
and i TRIED to sleep.
but totally failed.

wanted to do some screwed up shit.
so i went to the kitchen and started boiling water.
then i just cracked three eggs and threw them into the boiling water.
and i added some shit seasoning and some salt.
for some reason it has a nice smell and i started to feel hungry.
so im drinking it now while blogging.

this is a picture of it.



i know it looks like shit.
but the taste was still ok.
the soup did make me feel a lil better.
but i still cant stop thinking of that matter.
hope everything will be okay later.

bye.

My flava was expressed on 6:20 AM

wtf.
i have been rotting at home for the past few days.
damn fucking bored. -.-
and i realised im nocturnal.
baby is going for camp tmr
which means my main source of entertainment is gone.
but cant blame her also.

audition is boring.
except when im playing with *.
but she only plays at night.
which means i really have nothing to do in the day
except doing homework. -.-

i wanna learn how to use photoshop.
have been trying to make something using it for like 2days.
and if xinghuei and huiwen never help me ah.
i think the thing will be like shit.
so thanks alot. :]

i'm really sorry that i made you upset.
but i still have to say it.
although i know you are doing it for me.
it really wont be worth it.
but i'm really really very sorry..

My flava was expressed on 12:53 AM

yo people.
i think im turning into some online flirting machine.
now im flirting with girls on IMVU.
so damn fun.
lol.

i love jim's blog man.
got many shit stuff from there.
all so damn funny.

just look at all these.

My name is You Are Gay, but cover it by acting like a playboy in front of the ladies.
Take WHAT YOUR NAME MEANS today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.

WTF WTF WTF WTF. -.-
seriously i like girls.
im fucking serious. -.-

My penis's new name is Tom Jones the Ultrasonic Electric Organ.
Take Name Your Penis by badasstronaut. today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.

LOL.
ULTRASONIC ELECTRIC ORGAN.

My New nickname is Lieutenant Penis A. Stupid-Butt.
Take The Third Grade Insult Generator today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.

lol.
hail lieutenant penis. -.-

My Kawaii Kawaii Sugoi Nihongo Namae is Dragon-slayer Demon Toji -Kun.
Take The Retarded Anime Fan Name Generator today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.

o.O wtf?
did i just see kawaii?
wtf?

My Nick is Poptart.
Take The Nickname Name Generator today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.

THAT SUITS ME.
I LOVE POPPING. xD

My My friends say this about you: is Man, he needs to take a shower.
Take What your friends say about you behind your back today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.

YOU BLOODY ASSHOLES.
NOW I KNOW. xD

My Future Job is Pollitical Stripper.
Take Your Future Job today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.

o.O i shall consider.

My Porno Name is fecherholrawski Dwayne.
Take The Porn Star Name Generator today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.

wtf is with the fecherholrawski?!

My Long Name is Flash Leopard Killing Philip "Hercules" O'Neill.
Take The Unbeleivably Long "What My Name Should Be If My Parents Could Name Me Right" Name Generator today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.

FLASH LEOPARD SOUNDS NICE.

My indian name is Sreenivassanamanan Stankypoo.
Take Indian Name Generator today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.

yes yes hotdog hotdog yes sir no sir maybe sir..

My Msn Name is Before The Night Falls On You And Him Your Tears Need No Glory.
Take The Emo MSN Name Generator today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.

ok look at my nick now. lol.

My flava was expressed on 7:57 PM

aloha~

okay that's gay. -.-
whatever.
i just came back from rb's house.
stayed over at his house last night.
was quite fun lah.
and i discovered something SCREWED UP.
i eat about TWICE of what rb eat.
BUT,
im still thinner than him. -.-
that totally doesnt make sense.
the world is unfair. T.T

nvm,
i know i will be fat,
SOMEDAY.
so jim,
actually im quite jealous of your fat big body. :x
serious lah.
im jealous!
lol.

okay whatever.
i went back to audition again.
and seriously,
i deproved like mad. -.-
nvm,
at least i get to flirt. xD
rb was watching his One Litre Of Tears while i was on the phone with my baby.
we chatted until 3am i guess.
ya 3am.
it's nice to be on the phone with her. :]

tried to sleep at 5+.
but me and rb chatted until around 7 before finally going to sleep.

he had tabletennis today.
and i purposely refuse to wake up.
so that he will be late.
wahahahaha im evil.
lol.

im going to concentrate on my popping and bboying,
or most probably only popping.
unless bboying is surprising fun and easy for me.
but now there is a problem.
i dont know if i should sign up for the poppin:intro course,
or the poppin:wavin & bottin course.
both would be damn nice.
cos the instructor for both the courses is the same guy.
guess who.
it's BENEDICT!~ *screams*
lol. -.-
but seriously he is my idol. x)
ohwell,
maybe i go ask him this saturday.

and baby,
thanks alot okay.
i really appreciate it.
love you loads. :]

alright.
time to practise my arm wave.
goodbye.

My flava was expressed on 3:47 PM

took the first one from jim's blog and i tried many many more shits from there. :D

Your Japanese Name Is...

Shuichi Konjo

Hail Shuichi Konjo sama~

Your Monster Profile

Mad Gargoyle You Feast On: Armadillos You Lurk Around In: Las Vegas You Especially Like to Torment: Hippies

rawr. -.-

You Are 56% Slacker

You are a bit of a slacker - though you can pull it together and live a somewhat normal life.If you're young, this is probably phase you'll outgrow. And if you're already grown up, you need to get off the couch a bit more!

ahaha, normal life. as if.

You Are 8% Shy

You aren't shy at all, in fact, you're probably quite outgoing.You are comfortable in almost any social situation, no matter how difficult.

HEY IM SHY OKAY.. xD

If You Were Born in 2893...

Your Name Would Be: Galt Umoro And You Would Be: The Future's Last Hope

uehehehahahaha. x)

My flava was expressed on 3:55 PM

yo hotdogs.

today is quite a nice day.
supposed to meet rongbin and liujing at bedok mrt at 12 to have lunch together before going to oschool.
but both liujing and rongbin reached at about 12.20.
we were taking our time until we realised it's 1 already and we are supposed to reach oschool at 1.30.
and oschool is at city hall. -.-

chionged to oschool and luckily we were only late for a few minutes.
went into the poppin open course.
i had a lot of fun in there.
the people there are all very fun.
especially ben, the instructor.
he always say funny stuff.
oh and he is that cool poppin guy in the videos i watched at youtube.
didnt expect it to be him.
had fun laughing with siokhui in there too.

came out and saw a totally unexpected person.
guess who.
terence lee!
that faeggot is learning bboy at oschool.
lolol.
hard to believe right.

registered at oschool and they somehow modified our ez link cards.
ben taught me and liujing how to use that modified ez link card to pay for our lessons.
then he taught me, siokhui and liujing how to hit better.
it was really useful.

sadly, rongbin went there for nothing.
he thought the bboy lessons are open lessons but they are not.
so the next bboy lesson he can go for is the courses that starts at january.
me and terence will be going for that course too.
if nothing goes wrong.
the popping course will start at january too i think.

alright time to practise my hitting.
bye hotdogs.

My flava was expressed on 9:40 PM