I guess that puts me in my place.
At least I go out of my way not to leave guys hangin’.
Cute Twitter ‘bromo’ shaking his stuff.
This probably kills his ‘bro’ cred.
But that ass? I’d destroy it.
So, it’s happened.
By confluence (machination?) of an awkward set of factors, I’ve started jerking off again. Continue reading
Life for all of us would be a hell of a lot more efficient.
That’s how we want it to be.
Right?
But I’m picky about my porn. And this, for whatever reason, is porn I can get off to.
In other news: I’ve been getting off, finally.
More soon.
There’s a cute hipster cop working nights at my nearest subway stop.
Last night, after seeing him twice already, I decided to snag a picture.
It’s blurry, obviously. But maybe you get the point. Dark thick rims, dark hair on the verge of a curl, would look at home in plaid amongst books, a smartish look about him.
But, still, a cop. And my relationship to cops is, in a word, complicated. Continue reading