Name: Choong Chee Keong
Location: Singapore
Hometown: Menglembu, Ipoh, Malaysia.
Occupation: Software Engeering Cum Suicide Bomber
Affiliations: Man Utd Reserve Team Key Player
Hobbies and Interests: Play Computer Games, Online Game, Chess, Watch Movie, Singing, Football and etc
Favorite Books: Computer Megazine, Computer Game Megazine, Comic and History Books(Yes..no need supprice)
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hold me close and say three words like you used to do just three words iloveyou-
CheeKeong's Wonderland
This is a place where i store my happy and sad stuff! From here, you will know what i am thinking and what are my latest happenings. Welcome to my blog and thanks for reading!
TRADITIONAL CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.
A FRENCH CORPORATION You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called 'Cowkimon' and market them World-Wide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
A BRITISH CORPORATION You have two cows. Both are mad.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A SWISS CORPORATION You have 5,000 cows and none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment and high bovine productivity. You have the newsman who reported on the numbers arrested.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You worship them.
A MALAYSIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You signed a 40-year contract to supply milk at RM0.06 per litre. Then midway through, you raised the price to RM0.60 or you cut the supply. When the buyer agrees to the new price, you change your mind again and now want RM1.20. The buyer decided you can keep the milk. They go look for milk that comes from recycled cows or the cow urine instead. Your two cows retire together with the Prime Minister.
You all see ha what my dear cook....nothing to say..just nice...color...smell...taste..all also have....one word....geng..black pepper beer can let her cook till this lv...for a beginer...cogiter very good jor de lah...this black pepper beef....got cucumber as deco de ah...so 'heavy hand'..
上周日的比赛..我们再一次让阿森纳胜了.. 让阿森纳这帮强盗在自己地盘抢走三分,這次失利,不但把联赛榜首位置让给了朴茨茅斯,也让切尔西赶了上来。两队同积12分。。開季四连胜也结束了。。也终止了四年来对英超死敌的压倒性优势。。。 。。。。。。 。。。
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Sunday, September 17, 2006 12:52 PM
Birthday Present Thanks my dear give me this Wonderful Birthday Present...i wish to get it long time already...finally..my dear...give me as my birthday presnt..now i have no problem for player new game already..thanks my dear x 10000000~~~~~MUCKSSSSSS~~~~
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本场比赛曼联锋线是新赛季鲁尼停赛的第一场,接下来还有两场比赛,没有鲁尼的曼联能够打进两球固然让弗爵爷放下心来,而最让他满意的当然是萨哈助攻索尔斯科亚打进的这个球,因为这意味着在鲁尼接下来禁赛的两场,甚至以后“哈尼”组合其中任何一人出现意外停赛时,多了一种放心的锋线组合。还是回到最初的话题,索尔斯科亚真能取代范尼吗?这还要看看再说,不过既然40岁高龄的谢林汉姆都能在英超进球,33岁的索尔斯科亚值得一赌。
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This is what will make me can't eat maggi mee again in coming few week... This is what make me maggi mee also can't eat in this month... This is what make me ate maggi mee last month....
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Walou...after jessie saw it..tell me she also want to have one in singapore....-.-'..i no need back malaysia jor...
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Thursday, May 04, 2006 3:42 PM
Deep Blue Kisssssss......
Yes...this is what special i do with jessie in redang...only see the pic...Rometic...right?Actually...damn hard to take one...and kissing inside water...damn suffer since my swimming skill not good...total we have take 7 pic..but..i think only this 3 can show ppl...i must improve my swimming skill..then next time can take better de...hehe...
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Tuesday, March 28, 2006 9:32 AM
I not purposelly show my middle finger de ah...
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Naruto??-.-' See wat Jessie did on my pic...damn creative...ask u die or not...me vomit blood jor...next time don't borrow naturo to her jor...else...next time don't know what pic will come out...
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For You SMUDGE This cup...is special for our hero...Alan Smith...who kena serious injury last week and can't play for this year world cup...even his ppl not with us...but...his energetic is always with us... Alan Smith。。你个人行开咗啫,精神永远都会喺返度架。。
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Carling Cup 2006 MU win Carling Cup in this year...last night i watch until 1 sometime..just wait for this moment...we have more that 2 year didnt have win any cup loh...that is too long for us...i hope this just is a beginning...keep on winning in coming soon...include EPL this year...i know this for many ppl may not possible..but for MU...nothing is impossible de...MU rulessssssss... Glory Glory MU~~~~
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Wednesday, February 15, 2006 1:31 PM
我地出来做0野。。我地要。。 難做兼襟屌,屌完仲要笑,笑完仲要講Thank You! 我的文采。。只可以写呢D野。。
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Thursday, February 09, 2006 6:32 PM
如果有日,你系街边撞到个几面善但有唔认得他系乜水0既人。。 突然间他行前来问你,你好面善0涡,你系。。。。。。。 0甘你就可以细细声同他讲。。。我系你老豆啊 。。<==by wai hong
Today is my dear first day working in singapore...hope everything will be fine...and wish her good luck and all the best...and every month remember pay me her half month salary...wahaha... god bless her!!
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Wednesday, February 01, 2006 9:29 AM
我今日嘅样<===年初四噉嘅样。。。 年初四,假又放完,钱又使晒,工又要返,点会好样呢?
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海星和小鱼 男:亲爱的海星,请你答应小鱼一件事,以後无论发生什么事,请不要轻易放弃这一段感情,好吗? 女:海星已经为小鱼付出一切了, 海星发誓不会轻易放弃小鱼,一生一世。。直到变老的时候,老到哪儿都去不了,小鱼还会牵着海星的手,把海星当成手心里的宝。。
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Monday, October 17, 2005 3:30 PM
海星和小鱼 男:小鱼知道海星為爱情牺牲了很多东西。。需要很多勇气去解决问题和面对很多人。。小鱼會永远站在海星身边支持海星。。直到永远永远。。 女:海星不希望小鱼永远都只是小鱼,海星所向往的是小鱼终有一天会变成海星,甚至是贝壳,变成有生命的贝壳,能带着海星到处去寻找所失去的一切。。。
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Wednesday, October 12, 2005 2:00 PM
N'sync - This i promise you and i will take (i will take you in my arms) you in my arms and hold you right where you belong (right where you belong) till the day my life is through this i promise you baby just close your eyes each loving day (each loving day) i know this feeling won't go away (no..) every word i say is true this i promise you and every word i say is true, this i promise you ooh, i promise you...
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海星和小鱼 女:虽然这个岛曾为其他人挡风遮雨,但我发誓我将会是最后一个留在这岛上的人,一直陪着它直到我离开这世界... 男:我是岛上的海盗,虽然这岛不是你到来的第一个岛,但是如果有人想要在我手中抢走你,我会誓死保着你...
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Thursday, October 06, 2005 2:45 PM
我依家的心情就好似系1998年世界杯16强, 英格兰对阿根廷,碧咸中红卡被赶出场时一样。。。。
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