MR. TWIGGY'S WORLD

Dear Bitch

ok, for everyone of y'all that know my background quite well, this post is for-sure directed to my stepmom

cz she is the only person i ever openly related to as "Bee-yotch"

anyways, this will be a post filled with F words and swearings, so if u can't take it, just leave it =.=

ok so it all started like that......

yesterday, that bitch ask me whether if i want to go to some relative's house warming, and i'm like

FUCK NO,

i dun fuckin care about some step-non-biologically-related-cousin's new house or shit or wateva

but then she insist on me going, so i ask her in the end,

IS THERE AN OPTION?

and she said, NO,

then i'm like WHY THE FUCK DO U EVEN ASK ME IN THE 1ST PLACE?

ass-hole

stupid dumbass bitch, if u insist on me going, then dun ACT as if ur giving me an option!

ok that's that, but the irritating part was she wanted me to say farewell to those step relatives of mine that i DUN EVEN FUCKIN CARE ABOUT

no offense, but i am NOT a family oriented person, esp when it comes to some bitch's relative

LIKE I GIVE A DAMN

i dun see those uncles, i dun talk to them, i see them ONCE a year, like y should i fuckin say goodbye to u?

its not like u care =.=

ok so i was like, this bitch is not giving me an option, so i'll just go to this shitty party and watch tv or stare at the space or wateva

so today, i went, and we GOT LOST, we used GPS but that bitch thought she was so smart, so she started navigating, giving us all these wrong directions

Let Me Put This Straight

My dad asked me to navigate at 1st cz i was pretty good at it, i give clear instructions and stuff, i read the signboards too,

so i was directing my dad, and this bitch was jealous cz i was telling my dad where to go and she has to shut up

seriously, i am NOT making this up, that bitch has SERIOUS INSECURITY ISSUES,

everytime she'll just blow up like dat and yell at my dad demanding to know y he doesn't listen to her advice, then it'll go on to her saying my dad don't trust her and

ALL THIS MUTHAFUCKIN CRAP

i seriously think her head is FULL OF MUSH AND POOP

ok so back to the story, then that bitch started to navigate, she was acting as if she knows better than the GPS!

i mean , like WTF

bitch, ur dumb

full stop

not only did she give us the wrong directions, she snatch the gps from me and started navigating,

BUT SHE WAS SO DUMB SHE CAN'T EVEN FRIGGIN READ THAT THING

at one point she asked me,

"Is this thing in kilometers or meters?"

"How do u know when to make a turn?"

oh buddha bless her

that is how DUMB she is,

and she wants to FUCKIN navigate

=_=

go fuck urself

this is nt the end of story

so blah blah blah we end up reaching that house

and

she did something that irritate the CRAP outta me

she starts telling all her relatives how much allowance was i getting per month from my sponsors

and i'm like

OWH HELL NO YOU DON'T

YOU ARE NOT FUCKIN DOING THAT AND GETTING AWAY WITH IT

i'm like

i wish for u to get knocked down by a train

U ARE NOT RESPECTING MY PRIVACY

that's my FUCKIN BUSINESS, u don't fuckin tell how much money i have in my bank account

FUCK U

who the hell u think u are

i was just

FRIGGIN

PISSED

so now u guys no what a bitch that bitch is

and mind u, this is NOT the worse

she is like a

WHORE

SLUT

PIG POOP

i'm signing off now

bye

losing faith

maybe i'm wrong too, i dunno, how does one judge this?

but how can u be right when u fucked up my life so much by marrying a complete stranger who turned out to be a total bitch?

no, u must be wrong

thats y i make karma my strongest belief now

u'll reap what u sow

someday

somehow

when christmas comes

merry belated christmas peeps !!

sorry i am MIA in my blogs for so long!!

will be doing sorta rojak-campur post especially for christmas this time, as my annual ritual

1st, presents !! i'm really really really grateful, thankful,happy and X-TREMELY glad to say.......

i got EXACTLY what i wanted for christmas this year without me hinting or asking from my dear friend, Cerlyn!

xoxo babe, hugs and kisses i send to you =D

just in case u were wondering what did i want so badly, its this !!

the soft toy version of King Julian from Madagascar

ok its not exactly King Julian himself, looks more like his sidekick Mort the Lemur

but i like anything tht looks like a squirrel,

plus i've wanted this for SO LONG ..............so yay yay yay xD

i never EXPECTED to get this, am very very very touched

wc aka wan chien made for me, yes you heard right, MADE for me these hair bands =D

this is not really a christmas gift, but it has something to do with what i later am going to write on, cerlyn gave me this pair of AMAZING earrings for my birth day.................... and

yen wei also gave me this SUPER nice earrings for christmas, BUT.................. i dun have pierced ears yet,

this basically motivates me, calls me, PUSH me to go pierce my ears !

yen wei also gave me this very real-looking flower clip which i can wear to hawaii and dance to to the hoola !

and i totally love this, an Audrey Hepburn pencil case to substitute for my

old-transparent-yellow-ink stained

pencil case which says "Bausch and Lomb" at its side

a dress from my sis =D

tee hee, its unlike any other black dress i've got

( f.y.i. i got plenty black dresses)

oo my dad gave me money instead, so i went for a pedicure at the Nail Parlour, compare it with the other nail saloon i went the other day, i think the Nail Parlour has more atmosphere, but they are not so good in removing ur hardened dead skin, otherwise, they're pretty good =)

ok now lets move on to the prezzies i got for ppl

this is what my gift bag looks like

i know its not cram with gifts, yen wei's and wan chiens' gift have gift bags of their own cz i cram several stuff in them

isn't it cute ???
hahaha
me and my sis made this, i mean we bought a set of candies with those fluffy balls and green wires with tiny eyes and stick them there

ok am going to go out of the christmas topic a little, but this is too interesting to be missed!!
got this candle, yes CANDLE from my sis who got it from her friend's wedding,
apparently tht couple have rich dads so their doorgifts are also nicer lah

awwww just look at it
it looks so unpractical and charming at the same time xD !!

got this for my sis the other day, its for her students lah, u know how little kids digs this kinda stuff, honestly i wanted these earsers too, they're soooooo CUTE !!!

jangan makan eraser!

was outside pyramid hotel tht day, took this pic, have always fancied the elephants since young =)

took this pic inside pyramid, honestly, this past few years, the decoration REALLY REALLY REALLY SUX
compare this with 1Utama's and The Curve,
AND WHAT THE HELL IS THT MUTANT PENGUIN/BIRD/WATEVA DOING IN THE CENTER STAGE SURROUNDED BY A PLASTIC BALL ??

i know the deco looks pretty decent in this pic, but in real life, it sucks

will stop ranting about how awful Sunway's uncreative christmas decos are getting, all in all, had a much better christmas this yr, although YES i admit, it was pretty boring compare to some of u guys tht went to Switzerland or wateva to ski during Christmas,

but oh well, my family have never really take Christmas to another level,
to them, eating out at Chillis is considered celebrating, so u get the idea lah,

lower grade definition of fun
hahaha

Merry Past/Belated Christmas to all of you, i am not really looking forward t next yr or wateva, i know ppl tend to, but i dun, so do leave me alone ( am in an agitated mood while typing this rite now)

happy new year anyways !!

A TOTALLY FUCKED UP DAY

Warning : If you cannot tahan me using vulgar language then PLS GET OUT

another TOTALLY FUCKED UP DAY for pam

it started ytd night

came back, confirm with my sis about by "SUPPOSED" job in the curve today, sat

i ask her whether can pick me up in the morn before that and she say

" i can fetch u wherever u 12 go"

come back, confirm with her, then she say, WHY SO EARLY?

then summore say SUNDAY cannot

she say she was about to make arrangements and ask another friend to pick me

so i told her off

IF CANNOT PICK SAY CANNOT AT THE 1ST PLACE LAH, why 12 promise this and that baru say cannot last min?

eh , hello. i susah-susah call this person call tht person to get the job wei !!

so i dun think that's entirely her fault, she just 12 help. but if cannot THEN SAY NO LAH, pls don't give me false hope

but her job also very stress that day, so iam not angry now

2nd incident

ALSO ABOUT THAT DANG JOB

at first when i told my parents i'm working this weekend, they were busy quarelling bout some stupid road direction (GET A DAMN GPS LAH) , so they just say yes yes yes

then i mah ok lor

then ytd they say,

CANNOT NEED TO GO CHURCH.GO CANCEL UR JOB

walao..................

i basically exploded (inside lah, didn't show), SI PEK DU LAN that kind

becuz

a) i dun really care if i go church or not

b) i am not religious

c) one day not going is NOT A BIG DEAL TO ME

( PS if you are the super religious, must-go-church that kind, if you disagree just shut up lah, this is how i feel, i know what "those" ppl are going to say)

so yeah, i was very pissed off by then

then 3rd incident

wake up in the morning, that bitch say she going ipoh then i mah happy lor

mana tau she wake me up in the middle of my sleep !!

knock on the door, ask me to feed the DAMN STRAY CATS at the back of my house

so that made me a LITTLE mad ady

4th incident

just now go watch harry potter, park in front of the lift to the mall

cannot park one actually, but i parked

AND THE FUCKING MPSJ CLAMP MY CAR !!!

FUCK YOU LAH, MPSJ, NORMAL TIME DON'T CLAMP NOW ONLY CLAMP !!!

HAVE TO PAY RM5O

delay my journey back home by 1 HOUR !!

5th incident

ALL THE AUTOPAY MACHINE IN SUMMIT ROSAK !!

i go up and down summit to find for a functioning one

at the end found one. QUEUE UP FOR LIKE 15 MIN

came to my turn, THE THING BROKE DOWN !!

ARGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

so yeah, damn DU LAN WEI !!

RM 50 GONE,HAVE TO QUEUE UP SUMMORE

7th incident

came back then SUPPOSE to go gym with azmi

i drove about half way, forgot my sport shoe so have to go back take

after REACH gyme ady, park car only to find I DIDN'T TAKE MY WALLET !!

i was like SUPER MAD at that time,

cz 1 bad thing after another, 1 thing happen after another and ALL of them made me damn pissed

i was so mad, i shouted

"FUCK IT !!" in my car damn loudly lah, if u were nearby u can prob hear me that kind

PLUS

i was suppose to get my dinner after gym, so end up not getting my dinner cz didn't bring wallet

END

i straight away DROVE HOME,

told my dad i'm not driving out AGAIN tonight for dinner

cz i was feeling very fucked up by then

NO APPETITE AT ALL

yea so thats the story of a

TOTALLY FUCKED UP DAY TODAY

i didn't plan to buy anything, but ended buying the most stuff xD

hey hey hey ppl !!

i guess some of you guys know i went to tour kay el with yen wei on sat

but on mon

my sis suggested we go Times Square and Fahrenheit 88 AGAIN!!

so i was thinking

hmmm i sure won't be buying anything!

(we were suppose to go sing K at The Curve, but she thought it was a bad idea. which was pretty true, so ended up in kl, but this time we go by car !!)

so i went to timesquare with the expectation of buying nothing or maybe a LITTLE something

but

.............................

ended up with some

GREAT FINDS !!!

so yayyyyyy

i know xome ppl think timesquare stuff very cheap/ciplak but i always go thr cz you can ALWAYS get something nice and cheap from there !!

so as u guys prob be guessing by now...........

today. i'll blog about our shopping outing 2 !

so we went out of the house at 9.00, reach Timsquare by 9.40, its really fast when you don't have to take the LRT, most shops wasn't open back then so we started snapping a few pics with the christmas deco

it seems like Timsquare has been pulling off with the

"Christmas Candy House" theme for some time......hmmmmmm

me and the "Candy Factory" (sounds like i'm still in pre-school rite? =.=)

after parking at timesquare, my sis wanted to go to fahrenheit 88 to check out what all this UNIQLO craze is about

saw this huge arc with lighted musical notes, my sis went nuts when she saw this

(she has a thing for music notes)

then we went to this cafe to have breakfast

lasagna and cheese

at first that cafe didn't make a good impression on me, but latter on i found out the food was pretty good

in South Pacific Cafe

went to UNIQLO for the 2nd time this week!

just ended up taking my own pic in the changing rooms!

LOL

OK here it goes

1st find

black sleeveless top with tiny gold polka dots

price: RM 14.90

sparkly black full-length tights

price : RM 19.90

grey snoopy shirt

price : RM 15

same black sparkly tights

this is my BEST FIND SO FAR.......i think

black dress with satiny materials with geometric gold pattern

price: RM 22.90 !!!!

woo hoo!!

this is DEFINITELY going to be my dress this christmas!!

so what do ya think of Timesquare now?

still the La La Land?

nah...........that's sungei wang!!

! tata !

take a sneak peek into their world

was feeling very 'sampat' today so i went to google 'sri kl-ians'

guess where it took me?

i landed on some of the hottest girls blogs (just so you know, sri kl girls are generally hot)

so was very excited cz i 12 prove whether my stereotype of hot girls is wrong or not

all i can say is

WOW

1) the girls are like..............hot

2) guys are like...............not (this is normal xD)

3) my stereotype of hot sri-kl-ians are proven right at the end of the day

all i can say is, go see for urself,

thank god i didn't go to that school, my dad wanted to send me thr last time,

and i was like NO WAY !!

i love luxury too much.............( its a good thing)

ok some of you may be thinking why such a random post?

the thing is, i've always wanted to blog on this topic

so i'll narrow my topic today to

luxury 5 star hotels

it all started when i was still i baby

my parents always complaint that i have an eye for luxury

i always follow my dad on his business trips, so i always get to stay at luxury 5 star hotels all the time

the least number of stars is 4 star

my parents always said i used to treat those hotels as my home and cry a lot when its time to go back

cz our house is not as classy at those luxurious hotel rooms

i remember those feather quilts, goose-feather pillows, large swimming pools, great buffets, jazz lounges etc.

there was even once when we stayed at Shang-Ri La , Penang, my parents wanted to eat dinner at some hawker center

then my parents say i asked them "why are they eating at those dirty, hot places"

hahaha i was 4 ok?

but the point is , I LOVE LUXURY too much

been to lotsa nice hotels in the past,when my dad wasn't transferred to kl headquarters

so today, i'm going to tell you guys about the hotels i've been to

no 1 on the list

Equatorial , Penang

it doesn;t look glamorous

but it really is, huge themed swimming pools, rows of hot mamas in bikinis, great buffet, good service

2nd on the list

The Ascott, KLCC

(The Best Hotel/Luxury Condo Ever)

i can say this is the best, everything inside SCREAMS LUXURY,

i used to have pool side breakfast overlooking kl city center (its at the roof top)

they have their own freshly brewed coffee served every morning

the pool is AT THE EDGE OF THE BUILDING, so you can see the entire kl city while ur in the pool , how hot is that?

ok the 3rd on my list is

Hotel Crown Princess, KL

this hotel makes me feel like a princess

the furnishings, the thick draperies , its totally INSANE !!

i remember me and my dad used to get VIP rooms, and there was this exclusive dining room for VIPs

they served us American Breakfast, american style

and what can i say, americans eat too much, i end up wasting my huge bacon

oh and the size of the spoon and forks were very "ang moh " too, it was twice the size of malaysian spoons

no 4

Prince Hotel, KL

this is another exclusive 5 star hotel, i was impressed by the grand entrance at 1st

it make me feel like royalty =)

don't be fool by the look of this building

inside its 'VA VA VOOM'

fit for royalty?

no 5 on the list

Sheraton Hotel , Penang

the pool is also legendary, they use to have this artificial waterfall

totally cool

ok that's all for the 5 hotels now, i will introduce more of the hotels i've been to in the future!!

luxury rules

now can you see why i love luxury too much?

xoxo

fuck birthdays

i HATE my birthday

why

becz the WORST things always happen on my bday, its like chain of unfortunate events always chose to happen on my bday

last yr, got ffk-ed like crazy, end up celebrating it in bed the whole day, end up no mood to do anything else

the year before, i can't remember, but all i remember is getting pretty fucked up too

the year b4, even worse, ntg special happen, i spent the day in my hse alone, no parents nada, wtching tv and eating chips

this year........i think it can be considered the 2nd worst bdays, since my whole history consist of ntg but miserable bdays,

(except my 1st bday when i was 1, i was told there was this huge party thrown for me, but i can't remember, so whats the point)

MY SUPPOSE-TO-BE-HAPPY-BIRTHDAY STARTED LIKE THIS

1) 8.00 am, 1st class, get trial math result------- C 13, what the fuck

2) 1.00 pm, last class, ur chem teacher tells you, the possibility of getting A for finals is low, FUCK YOU LAH SOH HAI, THAT APPLIES TO OTHER PPL NOT TO ME, i study my ass of and know my stuff, i just need to study chap 6 more

3) after class went library, i spend 20 minutes uploading the stuff i want to print, then went to reload $$ in my account, then WTF, they don't accept my rm10 note cz some mother fucker handed me a rm10 note without the silver lining, so i cannot print lah, SOH HAI RELOAD MACHINE

4) then i went to borrow books, CANNOT BORROW, why, cz have to pay RM11 OVERDUE, FUCK YOU LAH TAYLORS, I LATE 1 DAY ONI MAH,

last time, u still can borrow, now have to PAY FIRST, WTF, fuck you TAYLORS !!

U TAK CUKUP DUIT AR??

5) then took the books to photostat, WALAO EH, NEED TO WAIT TILL THURS BARU SIAP

SAI MM SAI WOR???

another cipet thing happen, sien!!

6) after tht, that bitch (my stepmum) ask me to hang the clothes cz she was so "busy"

then when i see her, she sit down goyang kaki watch stock

DIU LEI HAM KA CHAN LAH SOH HAI..............

gosh i was SO MAD

7) then dinner cook the food like dog food also...........eew i eat 2 spoons only

u might say i'm complaining, but i am not, ITS A FACT !!

8) then miscommunication wit my dad, i forgot to tell him i was bk at hme cz of my CHAOTIC DAY

so end up he waited at the coll for 10 min for me

SIEN !!

arrgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i FUCKING HATE ALL MY BIRTHDAYS AR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IF POSSIBLE CAN I DELETE THIS DAY AR?

we shop shop shop till the sun goes down

hey ppl

just "baru balik' from shopping spree ytd

altogether spent RM 89

rm 10 goes to a purse, this purse is not that nice i admit but i buy it bcz its very convenient to place ur cash in it

and here are the other things i buy

but first lets take a peek at some pics

here are some pics of me n yenwei wearing utterly ridiculous specs and snapping pics

i'm wearing fuchsia coloured bling specs while yw is wearing dark blue blings

pinky specs =D

" ku dengan cermin mata merah"

" i'm still into huge barbie watches" says yen wei
xD
(no tht's not what she says lah)

now we'll take a sneak peek at my finds tht day

1st, The Dress