whoa whoa whoa
finally had something interesting to blog about
as you can see from the title, will be bloggin about cleo makeover
so there's this Cleo Makeover roadshow going on in my college today held by clinique
and i sign up for it
rm30, facial consultation, make up by Clinique, hair makeover, a professional photoshoot and a goody bag
3 WORDS
MAKEOVER-MY-ASS
lah
1st the facial consultation.......................................................
here's how it goes
i went there, there's this SUPER UN-PRO lady appears as my 'consultant'
so she ask me my skin condition, so i basically tell her everything
"my forehead and nose is oily, my cheeks are dry"
AND THATS THE END OF THEIR SO CALLED CONSULTATION
all she did was remove my bbcream and apply moisturiser
i was like
W.H.A.T.
T.H.E.
F.O.O.K ???
2nd make-up................................................................................
this was still ok lah
cz i asked the makeup artist to conceal my panda eyes and she did a good job
but
she apply eyeliner that curve UPWARDS
WHICH MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A FAT PERSIAN CAT !
like seriously, cursive eyeliner UPWARDS is for FAT people!!
like HELL-LO
3rd hair makeover...................................................................................
OMFG THIS WAS THE WORSE EXPERIENCE EVER !!
god help me =_=
so after the makeup, i got my hair done at this spot WHERE THE SUN IS SHINING BRIGHTLY ABOVE ME
so basically I'M SITTING UNDER THE HOT SUN GETTING MY HAIR DONE!!!
......................fuckin dumb organizers........................
and there was this really UN-PRO so-called-hair-stylist
ask me if i mind curls
and i said " i want it to be generally straight with a little curve''
and he...........................
GAVE ME THE MOST HORRIBLE CURLS U'VE EVER SEEN!!!
FUCKING - AUNTY - CURLS !!!
no, aunty also have better hair-style !!
i
was
like
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so i tried to comb my hair straight back but it didn't help at all
4th photoshoot...................................................................
THIS IS WORSE THAN THE PREVIOUS ONE
so there's this photographer that ask me to pose with a chair lah
the main thing that really irritate me was
HE SHOOT AT ALL THE WRONG ANGLES!!
THE 4 PHOTOS I TOOK WAS LIKE A WALKING ADVERTISMENT SAYING
" I AM A BLOATED BALOON"
i dunno how he took, but i had double chins in the pic (which i don't), and all i can think of after seeing the pics is
"wow I'M A PREGNANT LADY !!"
so i was suppose to enter the SEARCH FOR CLEO COVERGIRL with the photos
BUT BECUZ ALL 4 PHOTOS WERE SO FREAKING HIDEOUS,
i straightaway told the person i don't even want to send my pic for the contest
and he was trying to be nice, choosing the least ugly one
but i inisited i don't want to send an "ugly-fat-pregnant-lady" as a contestant
there goes my so-called chance to be a model
common lah,its not like i stand a fucking chance anyway
with a face that doesn't stand out and a not-so-ideal body figure,
the ahem 'probability' for me is near zero
so thats basically the whole disaster that i went through today
at least i learn something
which is........i don't look good in curls
and i paid rm30 to learn that
~tata~