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Thursday, June 28, 2007
I feel loved <33 when I look at other ppl's lovey-dovey blog! =))
It gives some kind of urge to be falling in love but still, I enjoyed singlehood for years already. And some kind, I'm used to it now. And I don't wish to change the current single status of mine for a person currently. Just let my mind anyhow wander and eye for shuai-ges before I get attached if I have the chance and fate to meet that person.
But anyways, it feels unreal when feel loved by someone you really like a lot.
Don't know I have this kind of feeling.
Let me meet you, can I?
I miss you. I wish to see you.
Single yet UNAVAILABLE! YAYS! =DDDD
You've got the poison, I've got the remedy.
@9:52 PM
Secret.
How does it feel like when you are observing someone you like from far, or at an angle on the SAME BED?
Does it feel good?
My secret.
Keeping you by my side. =)
I will forget you soon.
I saw too many ppl up to my taste de today lehs! Until hor, I'm beginning to suspect when I'm having eye problem or something lyk tt! HAH! =D Hopefully not!
But I really hope I can meet this kind of person everyday lehs! HAHA!
Yesterday had some kind of very nice dream, but it's a impossible dream.
I still remember my feeling towards that dream. I felt very happy but then my happiness was just temporary. =( And feels super unreal de lor! =(
And in real life, it happened before, just that had no status and no specific reason for it to happen truthfully.
=)
Alrights, gtg lers. BYE!
<33 Dearr!! =D
JIAYOUS!
You've got the poison, I've got the remedy.
@1:08 PM
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
This is a joke from Jacky Wu, you have to watch his entertainment show (Guess show on my birthday date 26/05/07, which will be shown this Saturday night) But I dun tink they will allow Singaporeans to hear this joke. Muhahas! It's funny.
He said this, from my memory.
"Because one of Jay Chou's song [ Fa Ru Xue ], he was scolded by a Ang Moh. That Ang Moh say I'm scolding him."
"Because that day I was drunk, so I decided to sing a song for him."
"The song I going to sing is Fuckin' Shit (Fa Ru Xue in abit ang moh tone)"
Funny a not?!
I tink Singapore will cut this funny part out lor! Sian off!
LOL!~
You've got the poison, I've got the remedy.
@8:00 PM
Mr S,
I don't wish to hear more about you anymore.
But I wish to keep you in my heart now.
I need to learn how to keep you safely by my side.
Learning how to...
You've got the poison, I've got the remedy.
@7:39 PM
Today is the second day of sch (the opening sounds the same as the previous entry, I just realized) HAHA! =D
But nvm! I'm back with my class again, especially mentioning the FABS Gang ONCE AGAIN! =D Really love them lots! <33 HAHA! And then, we still had our fun jokes going on! HAHA!
Today we were talking about creating blogs for each member of the FABS Gang! =DD
HAHA!~ SO FUNNY!~
muhaha!~ For those that duno Hokkien, too bad for you, I tink you wun probably understand our joke!
For me,
I will have :
http://kuanhouyi.blogspot.com (kuanhouyi means whatever, I don't care [tt's what I always say])
:
For ahh xiia galfriend,
She will have :
http://gunainaide.blogspot.com (gu nai nai is a *ahem* abit vul. la)
http://gugu.blogspot.com (tt's what we realize she always say)
:
For yuyan darling,
She will have :
http://incu-incu-incubator.blogspot.com (it's supposed to be incubator in one of our lab lecturer *hint* slang and it's read in a kind of "american" accent, and she once repeated the front part "incu" for many times before she says the full form "incubator" (remember during childhood when you learnt all those english words, they have a kind of small recorder, it will say the word when u press a button or something, when u keep pressing, it will only say the front part, she's imitating tt!)
http://hiakhiak.blogspot.com (she likes to hiak hiak in a cunning way, sometimes)
http://guguchichinehnehlaojiji.blogspot.com (this is some kind of LONG string of vul. , whenever she scold this long string of vul, we will laugh!)
http://siaozhaboh.blogspot.com (Remember there's an old auntie she had a laozhaboh.blogspot.com? Unique yuyan created a blog called siaozhaboh.blogspot.com!)
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For laoren,
He will have :
http://aiyochoy.blogspot.com (sometimes he's really funny when he happen to say "Aiyo, choy." when he sees something unexpected and stuffs like that)
OR
http://aiyochoy-(*plus his famous victory sign with him smiling broadly, oh wells, imagine tt*).blogspot.com
:
For CK,
He will have :
http://kiukiukiow.blogspot.com (kiu kiu kiow is in hokkien, and it actually says, u vr noisy, always say say say)
http://of-course-la-i-ck-leh.blogspot.com (oh wells, this is obvious, he always says this EVERYWHERE)
http://wah-jiang-ni-bu-shi-hen-li-hai.blospot.com (this is in chinese, it means "Like that means you are very pro la! (wah lau, I directly translate leh! Dun laugh too loud k!)
http://limpehkaimatachu.blogspot.com (this is mostly in hokkien, and it means he's the one who opened the police station de leh)
http://kingofsildenafil.blogspot.com (Sildenafil is Viagra, oh obviously for my class, you shld noee the reason why he said this. He named himself this "King Of Sildenafil" seh!)
http://mr-psk.blogspot.com (PSK stands for PangSeiKing, because he often PS us during FABS outing. HAHA! So we named him that. If not PSK oso stands for Pa-Stunt-King, because he always like to Pa Stunt (do abit of pattern here and there) )
Oh mans, I'm making CK super famous now! I'm guilty of that. He must be laughing now if he reads my blog now.
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Credits to yuyan darling!!! HAHA! =D Today is so funny!~ She's the one who started the blog thing!!! HAHA! =DD
Enjoy!
You've got the poison, I've got the remedy.
@6:47 PM
Monday, June 25, 2007
Today is the first day of school! *sighs*
But then monday is my IS day mahhs, so initially i thought i was expecting a lot of of fun stuffs from flash applications, which some ppl noee i actually wanted to join digital media as my actual course de. but then haha, because of some reasons, I didn't take it. Now i dun regret not joining that!!!
HAHA~~
The lecturer was super fast and we have to follow step by step and count as totally cannot talk or lose concentration then can catch what he was trying to teach us and "guide" us... but then at almost the end, i didn't catch a single thing lehs! Wah lau, super stressed and wanted to cry liaos lor. feel so hopeless and useless!!
But thanks for my FABS Gang except CK. They really helped me a lot lorr! =)) Muackx to them!!! HAHA! I promised them I will blog about this today!!! HAHAHA! =D
But it's not a good start la. so aiyohs. lyk tt lor. psycho already lyk tt liaos. HAIZ~
Alrights, ltr then blog more!! Have a good day ahead!!
You've got the poison, I've got the remedy.
@12:29 PM
I cried in my dreams for twice. =((
Not very nice dream! So scary!~
Alrights, I'm just here to crap a little. Haven't been blogging because I didn't go out and another thing is no inspiration struck! HAHA! =D Was plain busy with packing up stuffs because my room turned messy during the holidays. Dislike those kind of messiness when mummy will start nagging at the sight of my desk. =X~
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That kind of dream, who will give me those kind of great security by just holding my hand tight or locking me into his tight embrace and I won't feel afraid anymore in a TRANSPARENT lift at 9 storeys high? I can't think of any. I'm just afraid no one can give me this kind of feel because my phobia of height is darn wadd de la. haha!~ =D
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I love all those kind of dream when I can get the REAL feel. haha!~ =D
Except nightmares of course.
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I'm random!~ =X~
You've got the poison, I've got the remedy.
@6:15 AM
Saturday, June 23, 2007
Today is a really fruitful day, despite not taking pics of what I'm doing!~! =DD
Today morning woke up real early for my holiday wake up time (9am) and then got prepared and went to Jurong Entertainment Centre to sing k-box! WOOHOO!~ =DD I really cannot miss k-box during the holidays. It's like one of my hobbies now! And then we went to Bugis to shop... Took a really long time walking up and down... and we were like behaving really funny when the both of us alone are shopping outside, we will go haywire in each other's presence. =)
And then later went to Sim Lim Square so that jiefu can pick us up. Today sat on his new lorry!~ =DD
Actually nothing much to talk about.
It's a fruitful day.
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I want it, can I give myself?
It takes time to forget, to remember, to taste.
I'm going..
I don't know.
You've got the poison, I've got the remedy.
@8:07 PM
Friday, June 22, 2007
I just read almost the whole of one person's entire blog.
And I just realized, I wasn't suffering too much in the past. In fact, I felt I'm really lucky being single. And perhaps, I will fall in love with being in a singlehood soon.
I always thought I probably will be the only one who has ex around (e.g. in sch, near me, etc) and only me, this stupid one will continue to have feelings for that person and suffer all alone. All the others, when they break up and became friends, they really had no feelings for each other anymore. I was just the only stupid one. But today I realized I wasn't. Now I know, other people are better in acting than me. They are as if in a really great friendship bond, however love still existed. I don't really know what's the reason behind the breakup but then I knew endless missing could be seen in their individual's souls, like how I experienced previously.
Today I had different views of love. Both positive and negative.
And I realized, that person is rather weak too, despite appearing strong on the outer. =)
How I wish I'm this person's best friend too~
I realized this person is giving out a lot.. but in turn, being hurt a lot..
I didn't suffer as much as this person suffered...
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Sometimes I just wanted a one day thing..
You've got the poison, I've got the remedy.
@5:54 PM
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Comments!
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Take cares!
You've got the poison, I've got the remedy.
@5:28 PM
Thursday, June 21, 2007
In a little demand~ I will post more DIRTY jokes for viewing! Alrights, once the school holiday ends, there's no more DIRTY jokes to read! HAHA! So enjoy!! (for above 16s only!) DUN PEEK HUH, younger ones!!! HAHAH! I know you are tempted! HAHA!
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During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table. "Doctor," she replied shyly, "I just can't undress in front of you." "All right," said the physician, "I'll flick off the lights. You undress and tell me when you're through." In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness: "Doctor, I've undressed. What shall I do with my clothes?" "Put them on the chair, on top of mine."
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A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As he sat down, he knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow. A nearby waiter reached into his shirt pocket, pulled out a clean spoon, and set it on the table. The diner was impressed. "Do all the waiters here carry spoons in their pockets?"
The waiter replied, "Yes. Ever since an Efficiency Expert visited our restaurant... He determined that 17.8% of our diners knock the spoon off the table. By carrying clean spoons with us, we save trips to the kitchen."
The diner ate his meal. As he was paying the waiter, he commented, "Forgive the intrusion, but do you know that you have a string hanging from your fly?"
The waiter replied, "Yes, we all do. Seems that the same Efficiency Expert determined that we spend to much time washing our hands after using the men's room. So, the other end of that string is tied to my penis. When I need to go, I simply pull the string, do my thing, and then return to work. Having never touched myself, there really is no need to wash my hands. Saves a lot of time."
"Wait a minute," said the diner, "how do you get your penis back in your pants?"
"Well, I don't know about the other guys, but I use the spoon."
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The first grade teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words. She thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the children examples of words with more than one syllable. "Jane, Do you know any multi-syllable words?" After some thought Jane proudly replied with Monday. "Great Jane. That has two syllables, Mon......day. Does anyone know another word?" Johnny from the back of the room yells, "I do! I do!" Knowing Johnny's more mature sense of humor she picks Mike instead. "OK Mike, what is your word." Saturday says Mike. "Great, that has three syllables..." Not wanting to be outdone Johnny says "I know a four syllable word. Pick me! Pick me!"
Not thinking he can do any harm with a word that large the teacher reluctantly says, "O.K. Johnny what is your four syllable word?" Johnny proudly says, "Mas...tur...ba...tion." Shocked, the teacher, trying to retain her composure says, "Wow, Johnny. Four syllables! That's certainly is a mouthful."
"No Ma'am, your thinking of 'blowjob', and that's only two syllables."
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A lecturer teaching medicine was tutoring a class on 'Observation'. He took out a jar of yellow-colored liquid. "This", he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant to color, smell, sight, and taste."
After saying this, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched on in amazement, most, in disgust. But being the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped one finger into the jar and then put it into their mouth.
After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my 2nd finger into the jar and my 3rd finger into my mouth."
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Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.
He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.
The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the fuck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".
The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"
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What am I? I am a common object enjoyed by both sexes, normally about 8 inches long, with little hairs on one end, and a hole on the other. For most of the day I am laying down, but I am ready for instant action. When in use, I move back and forth and in 'n' out a warm, moist hole. When the work is finally done, a white, slushy, sticky mush is left behind, and I return to my original position. Cleaning is usually done after I am. What am I? Why, I am your very own...Toothbrush! What were you thinking, you pervert?
HAHAHA!! Dun beat me! =XX~
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This bunch is not as funny, but I tried my best in finding!!~~ =DD
Do appreciate! ^^.
You've got the poison, I've got the remedy.
@10:56 PM
Today my mood was neither here or there.
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Our job is counted as 'completed' because the stock of drug powders was not replenished on time and we had to wait until about 2 plus, then the supervisor decided to let us go home. And I actually felt rather guilty because we sat down on the floor and started chit-chatting and laughing away for at least 2 hrs, and we are taking the money (abt 10plus dollars) for free, we were 'counted' as paid for chit-chatting! HAHA! =DD No matter how, I still wanna say, the people there were really nice to us! =D Thanks lots! ^^.
Today I dun feel so much fatigue-ness as compared to yesterday, but still, I managed to take a BIG nap (BIG nap, i repeat; from 5 to about 8 plus) HAHA! =D *shh*
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On the way on MRT, was listening to radio as usual. And the DJ was talking about the importance of breasts. Not only it's used for feeding the babies, for viewing purpose for DEAR MALES, for ENJOYMENT for DEAR MALES again, for VISUAL PLEASURE for DEAR MALES again, to wear clothes in a nicer way. (*coughs* alrights, the DEAR MALES part dun apply to all males, it applies to NUMBEROUS) LOL! ^^.
And the DJ actually requested the listeners to call in to voice out their views towards small/big breasts, does it kind of affect your decision and stuffs like that. Most of the listeners called in are actually normal & bigger. No one who is small (A-cup) called up lor! Wah lau~ And the women were kind of complaining and grumbling having big breasts their troubles. haha! I was somehow like relieved when I listened to that. muhahas! =) I'm bad, I know! LOL!~
And two really HONEST GUYS called up and told the DJ that they will definitely not consider small breasts women because it ADVERSELY affect "their enjoyment on bed", and somekind of unsatisfied. And one of the guys told the DJ that in the past, he actually got along really well with a girl who is small-breast-ed, but they had no starting to the relationship because he really minded very much. *sighs*
And I began to think about why should people have plastic surgery, makeup, the need to remove UNGLAM hairs, the need to have good figures.. The society changed so much that we, humans, are also affected in great deal. How I wish people dun mind outer beauties so much when the the technology and stuffs like that are not so advanced so that ppl will care less about outer looks, when inner looks are more impt.
Now, in a current society, not only you need to have good qualifications, you also need to have good outer looks. Having bad outerlooks are akin to having bad qualification for work.
*sighs*
Inner looks are more neglected now, as you can see.
Sometimes, people say they dun mind looks, I actually dun really trust totally. Outer looks is a bonus point. I even suspect myself that I dun mind looks la! You so sure de meh!
LOLs.
Aiyahs, just a kind of grumbling here!~ =DD
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I still dun dare to sit near the window alone unless I will be getting off at the interchange. All because of the past experience. Akin to love.
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The drier it gets as time goes by, the harder it is to erase it away. Akin to love.
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I need to be more careful when I....
You've got the poison, I've got the remedy.
@10:05 PM
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
Today is the first day I'm working at AH with yanyan darling again!! =DDD
And then still had quite a few funny things happening.
Usually we always have the radio at the storeroom so that we dun feel bored, and we can shake our butt to the beat side to side, but then this time, the radio volume was super soft, and I was super pek chek! The radio was surrounded by biscuit tins and containers, so I somekind of sounded out, "Wah lau, the radio so soft, no one can hear leh!~ Waste electricity lor! Dun just let the biscuit hear the music leh! We oso will sian de lor!"
And we changed lyrics of some songs as usual and it was real funny. Because I don't want to offend any fans of any superstars, so I not going to post the lyrics here!! MUHAHAS!
Overall, it's a tiring but nice day!~ =DD
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Humans are never satisfied despite things are really obvious. Why is life and human so contradicting?
When we cut our hair (which is super obvious), you still feel weird when ppl dun ask you whether you cut your hair? But when ppl ask whether you cut ur hair, you will say, "It's so obvious, you still ask?"
Isn't it irony?
A good thing to ponder.
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To me, history is really repeating in a cycle. I'm stuck in between two persons. And I'm having a really big difficulty in forgetting and healing.
Because I'm missing you like mad when you give me that hope.
You've got the poison, I've got the remedy.
@10:24 PM
Yesterday was a small kind of gathering to celebrate Jason's birthday, supposedly the gathering should have more people, but somehow in one way or another, we didn't have more people. But at least we tried our best to celebrate Jason's birthday!!
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, JASON!!! =D Hope you always happy k!!~ ^^.
Yesterday Jason birthday boy, ahh xiia darling, laoren, CK and me went to Marina South to eat steamboat then after that we went to play arcade *grins*, no doubt, it's that racing game once again!! =D
The steamboat dinner was a delightful thing! =D HAHA!~ Even though I ate more of the ALREADY COOKED food instead of the FOOD I COOKED MYSELF. HAHA! =D And mii and ahh xiia were screaming over the live prawns!~ LOLs. =)) After eating the steamboat, we sang softly to Jason the birthday song and cut the birthday cake. The birthday cake was really chocolatey and it's nice leh! =D We bought a big bag for his use!~ =D It's nice neh! Hope he like it oso!~ HEES ^^.
And we had really a lot of fun at the arcade!~ We played three rounds!!~ =D Next time must play again okays! I love it!~ =D SO FUN!~
Hope to have this kind of gathering once again!~
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You've got the poison, I've got the remedy.
@9:59 PM
This photo was taken during our earlier small class gathering! =DD We played the racing game together!! 8 in one row!! HAHA! =DDD *waves*
This is the game!!! =DDD Very familiar yar?! =D
Oh! This was taken fresh today!~ =D This is how they described the toilet as you know!! This is in chinese form!! =DD Very weird, and it's very eye-catchy!~ This was taken at the female side.
"D-stress corner" neh! =)) Very unexpected to name toilet as this kind of poetic kind of name!! It's a place for you to D-stress? Relieve stress? HAHA! =D Very creative!!! =DD And btw, did you realize the photo is quite blur! I'm so sorry, but I wanted a quick shot before the guys inside the toilet accuse me for shooting pics at their birdies! =X~~ *blushes totally at the thought of AHEM* - taken from the male side (that's why I took a quick one. MUHAHAS! It's a waste that I didn't take a closer shot at the AHEM, yar? LOL!~ ^^
You've got the poison, I've got the remedy.
@9:42 PM
Monday, June 18, 2007
I took a really long time to forget someone I like for a very long time...
It's at least 1 yr from now already, ever since I first saw you.
I always told myself to forget you.
At times, I could forget you totally and forget about your warm touches on my fragile heart.
However, there are still times when I really missed you badly and crazily that I felt like killing myself just trying to get you out of my mind...
All because even in my dreams, I could still see the image of you but I couldn't touch you in the dream... just like what it is in the reality....
Some people around me somehow hinted me that I was really blinded by love.
I knew it very clearly, but sometimes refused to admit this point.
Sometimes I realized I was foolish and blind, but love is just special, it makes you fall in love with someone so impossible initially.
That's when "Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder.." came in my pespective, and totally applied to my life.
I knew I managed to survive from my past...
But I always tend to suffer when I wanted to forget by my own will...
This time, someone really too reliable told me it's not worth. I gained too much courage to forget this particular person. However, in return of great courage, I managed to get a lot of confusion from love too.
It's really hard to forget someone, despite not having much memories with that person.
My heart will still ache sometimes.
No matter how, I promised myself that I will forget you using just one day, but today will not be THE DAY.
I realized that pattern.
You've got the poison, I've got the remedy.
@1:18 AM
Sunday, June 17, 2007
I went out today!~ So gonna blog abit about the day!!~
=D
I didn't have enough sleep despite having about 9 hrs of slp... perhaps it was because I had to go out on a rainy day that's why my face was quite black at the start of the journey. It's so nice to sleep on a rainy day la! Why go Chinatown and eat some noodles? (that was what I suggested to mother a few days ago! =X But then it was least expected that it rained so BEAUTIFULLY when I was still sleeping! =( ) So we took 174 to near Chinatown and ate the chicken noodle that we missed!~ Then after that went to shop at Chinatown OG (the place I least like because it was once my workplace and had not vr nice experience there~) so my face was rather dull when shopping at UPPER LEVELS. The lower levels were just shoes and clothes, I'm fine with it. haha! =D
After shopping at OG, our legs were weary. We shopped abit of shoes in another block and then we went to eat dessert (trying to give an excuse to rest at the food court) when we were still SUPER FULL. So we rested until jiefu came to drive us home. =) And I sat at the back of the lorry!~ =DD MUHAHAS.
This time, one crazy thing was fulfilled!~ I SANG OUT LOUD at the back of the lorry ALONE when the lorry was moving, and I sang even louder (out of pitch liaos) on expressways. And people in the car were obviously looking at me. I wonder if my pic was taken and I'm blogged in their blog? HAHA! =D Hopefully NOT! HAHA~ =DD I just wanna do some kind of crazy things that I will love doing it alone!!~ MUHAHAS! And I finally can climb up the lorry and get down the lorry safely ALL BY MY OWN ALREADY after so long not sitting at the back of the lorry!!! =D HEES. *cheers*
And then, we went home and I listened to music and rotted at my desk until about 6 sth and the whole family went out again to near CCK to have dinner. The service there was counted as bad because we really waited for very long to have our order sent in. So overall, we waited about 1 hr to have our food served. But then nvm~ Gt a lot of customers and vr little ppl to help, can understand la!
Then after that, we went to Sheng Shiong (duno how to spell) and bought a player and then earpiece!!! MUHAHAS~! lol~ At first I was playing with the player (changing from song to song, then jiefu oso notti, he went to turn up the volume until can be heard over the whole shop! SO FUN!!!) LOL!~
After that, went home!! =DD That's it!!! SO FUN!~ MUHAHA!
Take cares!
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@10:19 PM
Finally after a really long break, I updated Impeccable Assassin! =D
Do comment, dear readers!!! =DDD
Enjoy your day today!~
You've got the poison, I've got the remedy.
@11:14 AM
Saturday, June 16, 2007
*clears throat* Under 16s, please click 'X' now. This entry is not suitable for your watching!!! HAHAHA!
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JOKES ONCE AGAIN!
One day when the teacher walked into the classroom, she noticed that someone had written the word 'PENIS' (in tiny letters) on the blackboard. She scanned the class looking for a guilty face. Finding none, she rubbed the word off and began class. The next day, the word 'PENIS' was written on the board again; this time it was written about halfway across the board. Again she looked around in vain for the culprit, so she proceeded with the day's lesson. Every morning for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the same disgusting word written on the board, each day's being larger than the previous one, and each being rubbed off vigorously. At the end of the second week, she walked in expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board but instead found the words: "The more you rub it, the bigger it gets."
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A man tells his wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out it's closed. So the guy ends up going to the bar to use the vending machine. While there, he has a few beers and begins talking to this beautiful girl. He has a few more beer and the next thing he knows he's in this girl's apartment and having quite a pleasurable time. The next thing he know it was 3:00 AM.
"Oh my, god, my wife is going to kill me!" he exclaimed. "Quick give me some talcum powder!"
She gets him some and he rubs it all over his hands. When he got home his wife is up waiting for him and she's furious. "Where the hell have you been!"
He says, "Well to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few drinks, went home with this blonde and I slept with her." "Let me see your hands!" she demands. He shows his wife his powdery hands.
"Damn liar, you were out bowling again!"
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Clinton dies and of course goes straight to hell. When he gets there the Devil greets him and offers him three ways to spend eternity. They go to the first door and the Devil shows him Newt Gingrich, hanging from the ceiling with fire under him. Bill says "Oh no! That�s not how I want to spend all eternity......." They go to the second door. The Devil shows him Rush Limbaugh chained to the wall being tortured. Bill says "Oh no! Not for me!"
They go to the third door. Behind it is Ken Starr, chained to the wall with Monica Lewinsky on her knees giving him a blowjob. Bill thinks and decides, "Hmmm, looks okay to me. I�ll take it." The Devil then says, "Good. Hey Monica, you�ve been replaced."
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This little girl walks over to her grandmother and asks "Granny, can you show me a magic trick?" "No dear, but I think your grand father knows one." So the little girl walks over to her grandpa and asks "Grandpa, granny says you know some magic tricks, could you show me one?" The grand father looks at her, "Sure, just hop on my lap!" So the little girl jumps on his lap. "Now, can you feel a finger poking up your ass?" asks the grandpa, "Yeah" replies the girl "Well look, no hands!"
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The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life
1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."
2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."
3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"
4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"
5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"
6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"
7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"
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A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a wasp buzzed into the woman's vagina. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried her to the car and made a dash to the hospital.
After examining her, the doctor explained that the wasp was too far in to be reached with forceps. He suggested the husband try to entice it out by putting honey on his penis, penetrating her and withdrawing as soon as he felt the wasp.
The man agreed to try, but because he was so nervous, he couldn't rise to the occasion. "if neither of you objects," the medic said, "I could give it a try."
Under the circumstances, both agreed. The doctor quickly undressed, slathered on some honey and mounted the woman. The husband watched with increasing alarm as the doctor's thrust continued for several long minutes. "Hey, What the hell is happening?"
"Change of plans," The physician panted. " I'm going to drown the little bastard!."
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http://www.lotsofjokes.com/ - Credits!
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muhahas! My readers must be thinking me as a really dirty-minded person! HAHA!~ Oh wells, LOL!~ I find that dirty jokes are more funny than normal jokes leh! LOL!~ =DDD
Hope you enjoyed it!!~ HAHAHAHAHAHA~~
You've got the poison, I've got the remedy.
@9:39 PM
I thought I could totally give up, but I realized I failed terribly on you.
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Do you prefer a song which makes you burst into tears the first time you hear it or a song that makes you feel more touched the subsequent time you hear it?
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I have that craving for romance once again, when I gazed up at the star-strewn sky.
Probably I could only write such stuffs..
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Random entry because I didn't go out today!~ LALA~ I did plain chatting with mother for the whole afternoon, which is rare! Anyone wanna chat with me, call me! =DD HAHA!
You've got the poison, I've got the remedy.
@6:08 PM
Today is a really fruitful day for me, and I came back home with my legs still aching and suan-ning(sour-feeling). lol!~
Met up with ah xiia galfriend, ah jiunn, laoren, yanyan darling, CK daddy, Sallie mummy and Jason to spend our afternoon at the Minds Cafe at Clarke Quay! We played quite a few board games there! =D The stuffs that I remembered are "Ugly Dolls", "Taboo", "Game of Life" (we played tt game for vr long), some fruits (same types of fruits must add up to 5 and have to ring the bell to get the cards), another one is stack the wooden block thing (in between we have to take out the wooden blocks, they contained truth or dare stuffs and there's one "colorless" block that contains nothing) And bleahs... (sorry hor, I'm vr tired, I just briefly described the games that we played). Alrights, we enjoyed playing games there, and time really flies! =)~ And poor Sallie mummy's hand kena hit by our hands until vr painful when we were playing one of the games! MUHAHA! But it's funny anyway.
And then after that, at about 6, we left Minds Cafe and headed towards Marina Square. Some went to eat while some went to shop while CK daddy go Bugis meet his mother to take something.
After that, we met up again and walked around, and then played arcade. Too bad I'm too lazy to post up the picture of at least 7 persons in a row playing racing car in the arcade!!! =D It's a really great view you know! HAHA! =D HAHA! It was really fun playing with them. And we were like shouting to each other, "Who bumped into me! I almost got first lor!", "Wah lau! My car dent liao la!" and so on! HAHA~ And then after that, went to buy some fingerfood before heading towards the long staircase there under the starry sky to just plain chat and rest our weary legs. And bleahs, chatted until about 11 then all went home or some other areas by bus! HAHA! =D
Alrights, I really had fun with them! =D
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No matter how, still regretted not going out with BYW team la! =D But it's okay! I'm sure there's still another chance where we can sing K together!~ =D
You've got the poison, I've got the remedy.
@12:49 AM
Thursday, June 14, 2007
http://pachome1.pacific.net.sg/~limtl/joke3.html
This is a link to some normal and DIRTY jokes (DIRTY jokes, under 16, try to hide your curiosity, and try to skip the dirty jokes and just read the normal ones alrights!) LOL!~
There are some jokes that I would like to share from the website, to let you have a small glimpse of the funny website and also for those who are lazy to open the link! HAHA! =DD
Just sharing all those that I managed to let out a laugh, or at least I understood the joke! MUHAHA!
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OH wells, the jokes I chose mostly are DIRTY Jokes. Ahem* LOL!~ For those who are really innocent, dun tag and ask me what the joke is talking about! *shy* LOLS
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Appointment with the Doctors
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.
The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I
want to stay fresh."
The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.
This time he whispers in her ear, "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"
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Bad Luck
Her husband has been slipping in and out for a coma for several months yet she stayed by his beside every single day. When he came to, he ask for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times."
"When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business fell, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side."
"When I think about it now, I think you bring me bad luck."
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By His Deathbed
Man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good-looking and athletic; but the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.
"Darling wife", the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if.."
The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."
The man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."
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Old Maid
In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was very proud of it. She knew her last days were getting closer, so she told the local undertaker that she wanted the following inscription on her tombstone:
"Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin, died as a virgin"
Not long after, the old maid died peacefully, and the undertaker told his men what the lady had said. The men went to carve it in, but as the lazy no-goods they were, they thought the inscription to be
unnecessarily long.
They simply wrote: "Returned unopened"
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Itchy Fingers
There was this couple in bed one night. The wife had curled up ready for sleep and the husband put his bedlamp on and read a book. As he was reading he stopped and reached over to his wife and started fondling with her pussy. He did this only for a very short while then stopped and went back to reading his book. The wife then got up and started stripping off in front of him.
The husband was confused and asked, "What are doing taking all your gear off?"
The wife replied, "You were playing with my pussy. I thought it was foreplay for something a bit heavier".
The husband said, "No, not at all".
The wife then asked," Well, what were you doing then?"
"Oh", he said, "I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book!".
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No Proof, No Purchase
A man walks into a supermarket to buy some cat food. He goes into the checkout counter to pay for the cat food. To his suprise the clerk asked him, do you own a cat?
M: "Oh course I do..."
C: "Well I'm sorry, If I can't see or touch the cat I can't sell you any cat food. Put it back on the shelf."
A few days later he goes back to buy some dog food. The clerk asked him again...do you own a dog? Again she tells him, "If I can't see or touch the dog, I can't sell you any dog food. Put it back on the shelf."
He returns the next day, with a brown paper bag, goes up to the clerk again, and said to her, put your hand into this paper bag. Now I want you to touch it and see it. She pulls her hand out, and in a high pitched scream, yells out "Oh my God, it's shit!....."
"You got it right, Baby..... Now will you sell me four rolls of toilet paper?"
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Fertility Test
Joe and Mary had been happily married for 5 years and the only blight on their marriage was the lack of children, they had been trying almost non-stop for the 5 years. Joe, almost worn out, sent Mary off to the doctor's. Despite exhaustive tests the doctor pronounced Mary 100 percent fit and perfectly capable of having children, so he asked for Joe to come for the examination. Joe's physical was without obvious fault, so the doctor gave him a small bottle and asked him to provide a sample for fertility tests. Joe was back in the following day and he placed the empty bottle on the doctor's desk.
"Well," said Joe, "I've tried with my right hand... nothing. And I tried with my left hand... nothing. My wife has tried with her right hand, her left hand, and even both her hands together, but nothing. My mother-in-law tried with her teeth out and she tried with her teeth in... but no matter what we do... we can't budge the cap on that bottle." (HEY! IS ANYONE THINKING OF SOMETHING ELSE)
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Fart
What does an American say when he farts?
Excuse Me
What does a British say when he farts?
Pardon Me
What does a Singaporean/Malaysian say when he farts?
Not Me
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Sunbathing On the Roof
A rather well-proportioned secretary, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore a bathing suit the first day but, on the second, she decided that no one could see her way up there, and she slipped out of it for an overall tan. She'd hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs; she was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear.
"Excuse me, miss," said the flustered little assistant manager of the hotel, out of breath from running up the stairs. "The Hilton doesn't mind you sunbathing on the roof but we would very much appreciate you wearing a bathing suit as you did yesterday."
"What difference does it make," Joan asked rather calmly. "No one can see me up here, and besides, I'm covered with a towel."
"Not exactly," said the embarrassed little man.
"You're lying on the dining room skylight."
(OH!! THIS I MANAGED TO LOL!)
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Occupational Habits
How do you tell if you are making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher, or an airline stewardess?
A nurse says, "This won't hurt a bit."
A schoolteacher says, "We're going to have to do this over and over again until we get it right."
An airline stewardess says, "Just hold this over you nose and mouth and breath normally.
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Acronyms
Airlines acronym:
SIA (Singapore Airlines)
- Suffer in Agony
MAS (Malaysian Airline System)
- Must always suffer
CAAC (Civil Aviation Administration of China)
- China Airlines Always Crash
PAL (Philippines Airlines)
- Plane Always Late
ALITALIA (Italian Airlines)
- Always Late in Takeoff and Late in Arrival
- Always Late in Takeoffs and Landings if Any
TAP (Portuguese Airline)
- Take Another Plane
Defence Acronym:
SAF (Singapore Armed Forces)
- Serve and Forget
NAVY
- Never Always Volunteer Yourself
OETI (Ordnance Engineering Training Institute)
- Only Eat Talk and Idle
WITS (Work Improvement Teams)
- Waste Individual Time Session
- We Idle Together Session
Miscellaneous Acronymn:
DHL
- Delivery Halfway Lost
JTC (Jurong Town Council)
- Jokers training centre
YMCA
- You may come again
DEVAN NAIR (Spore's ex-President)
- Don't Ever Vote A Nair, No Alcohol I Resign
MARLBORO
- Man Always Respect Lady Because Of Romance Only
NATO
- No Action Talk Only
MBBS ("MEdicinae Baccalaureus" - Bachelor Of Medicine)
- Mouth Big, Brain Small
NUS - (National University of Singapore)
- Never Use Sense
- Not Up to Standards
- Nothing Up Stairs
NTU (Nanyang Technological University)
- Never Thought Using
NUSSU (NUS Student union)
- No Use, So Screw Up
BATA
- Buy and Throw Away
PHD
- Permanent Head Damage
- Pile High in Deepshit
DUNHILL
- Do Undress Nicely, Hope it lasts longer
EDB (Economic Development Board)
- Enough, Don't bluff
PUB (Public Utilities Board)
- Pay Until Broke
MRTC (Mass Rapid Transit Company)
- More Road Tax Coming
SBS (S'pore Bus Service)
- Screwedup and bad Service
TCS (Television Corporation of Spore)
- Talk Cock Station
SDU (Social Development Unit)
- Single, Desperate and Ugly
- Sexually Depressed and Unwanted
GST (Goods and Services tax)
- Government Salary Tax
- asak semua tax
(oh, that's just a joke ok!)
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I did not read all the jokes, I only picked all those I felt it was interesting to read!!! HAHA! Hope you enjoyed the jokes I shared from this funny website!!! Do visit the website!! HAHA~ =DD
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Today was a really scary day for me.
Today went out with my mother to search for the clothes that I going to wear for jie's wedding and after that, we went to the stinking NTUC (the duno wadd gas smell filled the whole NTUC). And then when I was on the way walking home with mum, I could see stars in my eyes whenever I tried to blink (that means I was going to faint) and cold sweat was coming out and I felt all cold. And then when we were going to walk up the stairs, I silently grabbed a chair and quickly sat down without uttering any word (because I no longer have energy to let out a sound) and my mum was like super shocked and she was really worried, she knew I was going to faint. And she quickly massaged my head and stuffs like that and then the fruit sellers really vr nice. They saw me not feeling well and they asked whether we need help. =) Really thanks to them! =D Then my mother quickly called my father, because my mother duno how to use my fone, she asked me to press the no. but then my eyes only saw white 'flowers' and 'stars' and my vision was a big blur and i anyhow pressed and i just gave up and said I couldn't press. Hmmmm, but ltr my mother figured out and tried to contact my daddy who was heng heng already in the vicinity. Then my father came and massaged my head really hard to keep me awake. After sometime then I managed to climb up the stairs. *sighs*
In conclusion, we tried to figure out what really happened to me. In the past, I always faint because I dun eat. But this time, perhaps I was poisoned by the stinking gas that was filling the whole of NTUC and plus because i tried a lot of clothes today, perhaps I was somekind of lack of air in the fitting room, and then my body weak and stuffs like that. All came at one time, and I almost fainted if I hadn't rested. If I insisted on climbing the stairs without resting, I tink I would have fainted and fell down the stairs liaos! *CHOY!* Sigh...
Alrights, so people take care of your body ok!!!
And, I <333 my parents no matter how. *sighs* And of course the helpful fruit sellers downstairs!!! Their 'Feng You' made me awake, and killed the lingering NTUC gas smell that was still surrounding my nose.
=D
You've got the poison, I've got the remedy.
@9:53 PM
Readers under 16 better not read this entry!!!! But I know these readers will still read on because of curiosity! MUHAHA! ^^. I was once like that too! *shh! dun tell anyone!* =P
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When you don't have the courage to face him, avoiding may not be the best way, but it's the only way.
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Are people taking love as an excuse for sex? After a few weeks or months, they ask for sex? And if you refuse to, they force you to and often threaten you if you don't have sex with that person, he will break up with you? It sounds dramatic in real life but it really happened.
Is love so useless? I thought it's supposed to be rare, and something that people treasure? But why are people taking love for granted? I don't know.
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Listening to the music he once sang, the memories came flashing back. Oh, miss him man.
SO many 'hims' to think about. haha! =D
I'm just someone who likes someone easily, but it's rare for me to love someone, and even harder to forget someone who had stepped into my life and made a great impact in my life.
Sometimes I really wish to go back to that life, and spoil my life totally.
But sometimes, I still regretted what I had done.
I don't know what am I, who am I...
There are times when I'm lost......
in another world of confusion.......
Where's the people who's alike to me?
Where am I?
You've got the poison, I've got the remedy.
@12:49 AM
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
Today I'm a guai girl!!! *pats my own head*
Today I washed almost all the clothes that I left for almost 1 mth! It's piling up =( and I spent a lot of time washing it, taking breaks here and there =P. But I will complete the washing by tomorrow! I'm so proud of myself! =D
I claim myself as a guai girl these two days!
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Oh wells, I'm still not a free girl afterall. I still have to get back home at a specific time without staying overnight.
As my age gets bigger and bigger, I have lesser chance of staying overnights, it's near to zero now. For people who are smart, should know the reason(S) behind it.
And I miss staying over with my friends, with people that I like *grins*. But perhaps I have to try my luck in persuading my mum to let me stay over for chalets, band camps and stuffs like that now. For now, I stay further away, everything turned out to be inconvenient to me. =(
How sad!
*sighs*
*walks away*
You've got the poison, I've got the remedy.
@11:24 PM
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
Today I had quite a nice day too! HAHA~ =DDD
Morning went out with mum for some stuffs, and came back in the late afternoon and I took a small nap until the loud noise from my parents kept ringing in my ears while they were talking so loudly in the living room =X
And then later when I woke up then I quickly prepared myself before we headed to IMM, to see jie wear her wedding gown and stuffs like that. Then the whole family +jiefu had our NICE DINNER AT BAGUS!!! =DDD WOOHOO!! The sweet and sour fish and the baked rice (shared with my jie) are nice man!!! WOOHOO!! I feel like I'm flying!!! And I showed that exaggerating expression of the wonderfulness all over my face!! HAHA! =D HEES.
It was great! And the whole family was joking la! HAHA~ =D So funny today! HAHA!
And then went to shop for my wedding shoes stuffs, but bought nothing back. I tried too many pairs of shoes liaos. Both high and low. haha! I just tried any shoes within my reach (but not too outdated looking! =x) HAHA!
Then went home, and tried on the projector with the Super Fighter game!!! WOOHOO!! The screen is so much bigger and the impact is darn shiok!!~ WOOHOO! And the whole family saw me play la! I was darn high over the projector, like how I was when laoren was at my house!! HAHA! =DD
Alrights, I had a high day!!
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Addiction .
Is like an itching wound .
When it's itching, once you scratch, you have the tendency to scratch even more to relieve the itchiness .
Same as addiction .
Once there's a first time, there's always a second time, a third time....
It's hard to kick the addiction away, once it's deeply embedded .
You've got the poison, I've got the remedy.
@11:49 PM
Monday, June 11, 2007
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Oh wells, blogger just showed a big chunk of chim html codes, and i duno where to put my words, so I decided to write it all here! HAHA!~
Some are just random photos, and some are taken today!!! The wooden blocks/ bridges you see horr, are taken today!!! Because my house de corridor is under RE-DECORATION (it's writtened on the notice paper, I followed what it said) and then the floor thing they re-do again, so when I was back home at about 8 plus, the wooden blocks are arranged in a so-called straight rows along the corridor, to let the residents step on the wood and walk, and not walk on the wet floor (i was so high when i step on the wood all the way to my home, which is situated at the far corner!!!) muhahas! I really had a fun time walking from the staircase to my house!!! WOOHOO!!! =DDDDDD
My mac treat straight after last paper, eating together with laoron and CK daddy! =DD LOLs. HEEs. It was fun!!~ That long chatting with them was nice! =D
The nightviews, on the way to the bus stop were nice too! =DD (initially we wanted to walk ard aimlessly) LOLs!
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Today had quite a few activities. Was active from morning till night. =)
About afternoon, I went to meet laoren at Jurong Interchange by taking 66 from my house to interchange, and then from interchange take the exactly same 66 bus from interchange back to my house because laoren need to come to my house to do something to the projector that my jie need for her wedding videos. Thanks to him the projector is working!! HAHA! =D Thanks lots!!!
And then later, both of us went to sch to meet up with yanyan darling. While they completed the tutorial book before handing in, I killed my time playing Super Puzzle Fighter, played until no mood liaos. haha! =D
And then after hand in, went to laoren's house because laoren's laptop is super heavy de. On the bus, we were joking and chatting randomly. haha! It was funny! muhahas! =D
And then we headed to Cineleisure!~ LOL! Had a terrible time with the escalator because we had to go up to level 9 and we took the escalator level by level!!! And I have height phobia! OMG LA! =X LOLs. And I was like so quiet when I took the escalator. As it got higher, I trembled more and made more noise! =(
LOL!~ I scared la! =( I dun like! Next time I wanna take lift liaos! I dun care! People scared la! =(
HAHA!
Alrights, after checking out some stuffs, went to eat!! =D The meal was nice and took 77 home alone, while yanyan darling took mrt, and laoren took 14 home (we went home in seperate ways).
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It's really a pleasure to sit on long bus journeys quietly alone on the bus, blasting music! =D
Today I had a feel that THE ONE was in the same bus as me, and I exactly knew who this person is however, I couldn't remember his face. When he was near me, my heart felt weird and it seemed to forget to beat normally. It's kind of weird. First time to feel that. Oh wells, perhaps I saw him at the first look, he's shuai so it's kind of nervous to have him near me, tt's y i felt that way but then... hmmm... perhaps not the feel for the RIGHT ONE.
But hopefully, he's the next. haha!
I want to lead a simple life!
You've got the poison, I've got the remedy.
@11:15 PM
Sunday, June 10, 2007
Today was going emo somehow here and there. And because my mummy's mood swing today, my mood went even deeper. Darn it (sorry for the vul.)
alrights, dun wish to spoil my readers mood and my future mood when I re-read my entry again.
However this is going to be a some kind of emo entry.
I had so much time to think over some stuffs, and play games and stuffs like that. I was rotting my life away during holidays. haha~ =D Feel so slackish~
I'm free on wed and sat and sun! HAHA~ =D Free to book me as long as i dun have to stay out till LATE NIGHT, I'm on! HAHA~ HEES. muhahas.
Alrights, you see my entry not emo rite. going emo liaos.... *lame me*
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After much long thinking, it was just a kind of tool.
And I decided to give up on you.
Because the wound on my hand healed completely already, it's time to decide. It's time to forget.
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WOOHOO!~
LOLx.
Oh btw, not forgetting the purpose of blogging now.
I'm deciding on what song to choose for my sister's wedding. Any nice songs for wedding you can intro me? We going to put the music when my jie and jiefu walk in! HAHA~
English or chinese songs are welcome! As long as they are nice, and the lyrics fits the wedding thing can liaos!! Love love thingy de lyrics and meaningful, you are in! HAHA~ =DDD
HEES.
Do contribute ya? Thanks lots!!!
Muackx~
You've got the poison, I've got the remedy.
@11:03 PM
Saturday, June 09, 2007
Readers, ask you something..
If you could have a choice to choose your life as a kind of person...
do you want to be someone simple, people can easily see through you through your actions and expressions..
Or you want to be someone complicated and always keeping all the secrets and stuffs to yourself?
There's no in betweens for this answer.
You can tag if you wish to tell me the answer.
Personally, I want to be someone who is complicated. =)
Simple, self-relevation
Complicated, mystery
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I blogged so many times today, I think I managed to compensate my missing entries for the common test week. Did I? LOL!~ XP Hope you enjoyed my entries!! HAHA! =D
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I just read through some past entries and I realized I was so emo last time (some part of the month) and ehhh... i had some repeated points... that's why I'm quite scared of blogging the same old thing again and again everyday. hmmmm. hopefully new things strike! HAHA! =D
Take cares!
<33333
I'm starting to miss 2P02, esp. FABS Gang! =D
You've got the poison, I've got the remedy.
@9:30 PM
Life is still as complicated as it is, caused by complicated minded humans.
It's the way how people think about our own lives. Yet still, I believe my life is really complicated in a really chim way.
My parents told me I should be a boy (not as if I had two sexual features and I had to cut one of them off) but it's that they thought the second child would be a boy, and they were really craving for a boy, but I'm a girl. =(
Seriously, I hope I'm a boy.
I can woo all those pretty girls, using all those kind of tricks to trick them into my trap (i sound unfaithful). I seriously prefer being a guy, without a really good reason to go with.
I'm just a girl who is unfaithful to the people I love, perhaps. Or do I distrust this sentence?
I'm not sure of myself too. Because I haven't met someone I truly love. So I wouldn't know if I'm faithful.
I can like a lot of people at the same time, for different reasons, in varying times. But love, I'm bewildered, uncertain.
Will the next person ever appear in my life, the answer is still left blank.
You've got the poison, I've got the remedy.
@6:26 PM
http://noracom.net/eng/fortune/color_cheki1.php
this is quite an accurate personality type check! HAHA! To me, it fits me almost totally. haha! =D Some I didn't know I was like that, of course I don't trust it 100%-ly. But it's worth a try! HAHA! =D
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| You Are An ISFP |
 You are a gifted artist or musician (though your talents may be dormant right now).You enjoy spending your free time in nature, and you are good with animals and children.Simply put, you enjoy beauty in all its forms and live for the simple pleasures in life.Gentle, sensitive, and compassionate - you are good at recognizing people's unspoken needs. In love, you are quiet and sweet yet very passionate. You love easily.You have an underlying love for all living things, and it's easy for you to accept someone into your heart. At work, you do best in an unconventional position. You express yourself well and can work with almost anyone.You would make a good veterinarian, pediatrician, or composer. How you see yourself: Sympathetic, kind, and communicative When other people don't get you, they see you as: Incompetent, insecure, and overly sensitive |
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| Your Brain is 80% Female, 20% Male |
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http://www.blogthings.com/whatgenderisyourbrainquiz/">What Gender Is Your Brain?
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| Guys Like That You're Sensitive |
 And not in that "cry at a drop of a hat" sort of way You just get most guys - even if you're not trying to Guys find it is easy to confide in you and tell you their secrets No wonder you tend to get close quickly in relationships! |
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| You Inner Gender is Female |
 You're sensitive, caring, and willing to connect with anyone who's open to you. You make friends easily, and you enjoy all sorts of conversations. You understand most people you meet - better than they understand themselves. You're totally a woman... or at the very least, your soul is female. |
You've got the poison, I've got the remedy.
@4:21 PM
I had a lot of inspirations, hopefully everything is still there.
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You know when I was using toothpaste, I realized there was not much left. And I carefully squeezed out a little bit, enough for clean brushing.
And suddenly, an inspiration for blogging struck.
Toothpaste incidents like this can actually teach us the lesson of treasuring the things around us.
Don't you realize that when you first bought a new toothpaste, you will tend to use quite a big amount for brushing for the first few brushes and then when you see it's depleting, then you start to use lesser and lesser amt (use trying to prolong the "LIFE" of the toothpaste, and you can save the trouble of changing a new one)?
It's actually akin to treating people around us.
Usually when people are around us, we may tend to neglect or even take them for granted because you probably know they will always be there to care for you, just have a kind of inevitable tendency to take them for granted somehow. And when they were about to leave for some reasons, you actually starts to sense the importance of their presence and starts to treasure them.
Yupp, that's what I thought of when I was brushing my teeth.
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Another thing is about ARMPIT HAIR. Your eyes are not playing tricks on you, it's really ARMPIT HAIR!!
Actually I don't really see the actual purpose of having hair... like what our APS teacher actually said, and I remembered I laughed over the reason...
1) When cold, the hair STANDS and traps air, thus keeping you warm.
- oh wells, I find my hair useless in keeping me warm, seriously. They are like extras to me.
2) To trap dust and insects (if i'm not wrong, i tink she did say this, trap dust I do agree, but insects, ehhh....)
And another reason I thought of, and that made my mother laughed and i tink people sitting around me in class shld noee this reason as well... self invented reason...
3) We can dye and style our armpit hair and be proud with our armpit hair! LOLs! Dye it to bright colors and style it! HAHA! =X
So I was tinking, hair is actually somekind of useless (except for the real hair la), what I mean in this context, is body hair, esp. armpit hair.
Armpit hair do add the MANLY feel as a man, but it adds on to the uglyness of a woman.
I saw a blog saying, men being "turned-off" by girls who have armpit hair. haiz~ These kind of perception is due to the society influence man. Frankly speaking, I will be turned off by such girls, and by myself (with armpit hair). It just looks unglam man. *sighs* You will sure do something to it when you know that you have tha ability to make it more glam and pretty.
And I was thinking and I told my mum if it is possible to have all humans have the same amount of hair, with no armpit hair. or all have armpit hair, but with no advanced treatment allowed for waxing and stuffs to remove the hair. How will humans be? Will they feel turned off then? Still social influence? Hmmm...
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After watching Shallow Hals on Vesak Day, I actually left out a part.
I would like to ask, answer honestly inside your heart (you dun have to tell me), do you mind looks or personalities even more? Do you think personality or looks is more long-lasting to you?
Are you self-conscious? Do you mind having a boyfriend who is super fat and ugly, whereby when both of you go shopping, the people will throw weird stares at the both of you. How will you feel by then, seeing all these kind of stares? Will you mind them? Or would you go for shuai-looking ppl whereby other girls starts envying you?
oh wells, for me. looks to me, creates the first impression. But then to me, personalities plays a super important role in choosing the RIGHT ONE. In my opinion, I think that personalities last longer than how looks is. People gets old one day. You have to live with that person for the rest of your life. Yes, perhaps you will be mesmerized by their really good looks, but tink carefully. After a long time, you are going to know more about this person. What if this pretty person have a lot of negative points? Really bad unhygenic habits that turns you off? Oh, I doubt pretty ppl remains pretty in your heart now.
For me, I wouldn't choose handsomes as my RIGHT ONE (even though I wanna have a try at least once of having a handsome boyfriend if I can have the chance to). Yes, maybe girls envy. But of course I will feel insecure because other pretty girls oso eye on him. And plus, with lack of self-confidence against pretty girls out there, how am I going to feel good.
Hence in conclusion, I prefer normal-looking guys that looks good in my eyes, it's alright to be my RIGHT ONE.
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I really want to say, I love my family really a lot, to many reasons they are understanding and caring to me at all times.
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It's really the thing that, when someone is still suffering from a terrible breakup and the soul is broken. They are really easily touched by simple actions.
"Why didn't I realize his sweet actions previously? Why didn't I choose him?" You will ask when you are touched by his moves (despite this may be his first time being so sweet)
When you are weak in soul and heart, you are more prone to heartbreaks by intentional sweet actions by unfaithful guys.
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Faithful guys? Good guys?
I still don't see them...
Do guys all like to see pretty girls? But why did some did not? Or were they just pretending?
Are all guys the same?
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I guess we have ended.
We ended silently, willingly.
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I'm really shocked of the fact that you are not...
I'm really shocked to see you on bus 61 at this "unearthy hour"...
I'm starting to.....
*sighs*
You've got the poison, I've got the remedy.
@1:59 AM
Please allow me to...
*passes you the ear plug*
*silence for a few seconds, waiting for you to put on the ear plug securely to ur precious ears*
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"YAY!!! EXAMS OVER!!! WOOHOO!!~" *skips around, screaming in joy*
Oh wow, it was a really hectic thing to have common test, esp. when you have all the subjects that require memorization of weird names and drug names for most subjects. oh wells, I had lesser and lesser motivation towards the end of the exam. And I was somekind of dying as days got by (seriously!). HAHA! And I didn't have enough sleep because I was watching tv because I couldn't keep myself away from the attractive and interesting tv prog! And then btw i finished watching all my fav DAILY tv prog, it was already eleven at night. it was lyk OMG. *sighs* HAHA! And I'm becoming a panda soon! =( I tink I'm the precious (going endangered) species, esp. precious in China zoos now! HAHA! =D A FAIR PANDA who runs around, screaming, "EXAMS OVER!!~" (in panda lang. of course, in order to not scare people away from the zoo). muhahas. I'm super hyperactive now because I'm lack of sleep because of the common test! =(
But yes, holidays! I'm coming!!
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Seriously I had a lot of inspirations on blogging even though I dun even have the time to blog. I only had the time to check mails and chat for a SHORT while before I log off. =( Hopefully my inspirations doesn't go away after I talk about what happened yesterday (which is friday because the time struck 12 liaos)
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8/6/07 `
oh wells, it was the final ppr of CLBC. *sighs* Just let it be. Hmmm, then after the ppr laoren and ck and mii took 74 to somewhere la, to switch bus to 33 and we went down at tiong bus stop. =) I miss my old house, seriously! =( Alrights, back to the entry, and laoren went back home while i go to ck's house to get the vodka for my dearr. and then after taking the vodka bottle, mii and CK went to tiong bahru plaza to have late lunch, i only had potato soup (dessert) to just fill the space... I didn't have a complete meal there... muhahas... and then we slacked around, shopping here and there until laoren came to find us... then laoren peii me go and meet dearr to hand her the vodka bottle while CK go and prepare himself before he meets us at tiong station.
alrights i noee its abit confusing for those who didn't noee wadd happened. my dearr asked CK to buy vodka for her when CK go for his YEP China trip. And till now, then pass the bottle to me, so that i can pass the bottle to my dearr. Understand? *see nodding heads* Good! HAHA! =X
Okays, then went to commonwealth station to meet dearr and we took mrt together and mii and laoren got off at tiong while dearr is heading towards outram park to her bf's house. hmmmm.
then mii and laoren chatted at the tiong platform there and we rotted and sang songs there, despite have people around us (softly, of course) HAHA! And we duno curse and scolded CK how many times, because the other group of classmates were actually waiting for us to shop together... and mii and laoren were lyk rotting our time at the platform, shifting our heads from left to right, to the beat. haha! It was so fun! HAHA! =D
And almost 7, CK then came down. omg. when we were heading towards somerset, the other group of classmates say they were heading home. we were like *glares at CK* LOL!~ so our shopping trip was cancelled! *sighs* But then because intially we wanted to go Funan Challenger to see bags, laptop bags, sound systems, webcam (wah, a whole list of things we wan to see)..
After shopping at Challenger until the shop almost close... then we went to mac to eat... =) And we had a really, really great time chatting over anything... haha! About our stuffs, the class as a whole, studies and many other things that I heard of which I never hear before... and because laoren and CK always dun really chat well sometimes... haha! They really clicked well when they talked about their childhood and playing computer games, and I was isolated because I duno about anything they are talking... haha! So i turn somekind of sian, but still interested in what they were talking. haha! Seriously, they clicked well man! HAHA! =DDD Our relationship improved tremedously after the really long chat from 8 to about 10 (until mac closing), then we walked out of funan mall and walked down several bus stops, chatting over mac, computers and many other things... woohoo!! It was a nice chat! Everyone had the mood to chat and listen!! =DDD I actually love this kind of chat, over anything, without much hesitation. Just say anything you like, your friend wouldn't mind. And they peii-ed me until my bus 61 came... and I took 61 bus from near national library back home, the bus journey was abt 1 hr long and you know what, laoren and CK walked home, because they said they wanted to continue chatting since they had the mood. haha! COOL!~ LOLS.
I seriously loved that day to bits, even though everything was simple but I just love it and wish to be addicted to it.
Not only that, I love FABS Gang even more!! I'm really going to miss them like mad during this 2 weeks holiday! Of course, missing other classmates too!! *winks* HAHA! =D Gonna miss a lot of fun man! I need the laughters and weird imitations! HAHA! =)
You've got the poison, I've got the remedy.
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