Me: Hunny, there is water all over the floor in the bathroom.
Randy: Yeah, I know. I think the toilet is leaking. I didn't have time to fix it because I was on shift.
Me: Oh, OK.
Next Day:
Me: Thinking to myself...The water is only all over the floor right after Randy showers?
Me: out loud...Uh, Hunny? I think the problem is not with the toilet. I think you are not putting the shower curtain the right way when you are showering?
Randy: No, because the water was there even when I didn't take a shower.
Me: I don't think so hunny because I have only ever noticed it right after you have showered.
Randy: Hunny, I promise, the water is coming from the toilet.
Me:Thinking to myself...Well, there isn't any water on the wall, so maybe...
Randy: I saw it dripping from the toilet.
Me:Oh, OK. Do you think you could fix that?
Randy: Of course.
Me: Is it going to be expensive?
Randy: No.
Me: Well maybe we should just call the landlord and have them do it?
Randy: No. No way. They won't call us back anyway.(Mumbles under his breath...)
Me: Thinking to myself...Well he probably CAN turn off the water to fix the toilet, he is a fireman for peet sake.
Me: Out loud...OK hunny, go for it.
15 Minutes and a couple a parts later:
Randy:All right, I am done.
Me: Really you fixed it? Thanks hunny.
Randy: Yep
Me: thinking to myself...I love my husband, he can fix anything!
Me: Out loud...Never doubted you for a second!