1. If I lived near a Dairy Queen I would be 500 pounds. I LOVE blizzards.
2. Jamison told me that he wants a girlfriend. I then explained what that meant. It kinda went like this:
Me: Blah, blah, blah...So, the boy and the girl kinda like each other.
J: And...
Me: And sometimes they hold hands.
J: And...
Me: And maybe even kiss.
J: I knew it! (Followed by a giddy laughter)
Then I told him he couldn't have a girlfriend until he was 16. He was worried that he had to wait 10 years. What he doesn't know is that he will never have a girlfriend. I will never let
any girl ever touch my innocent boy.
3. The baby kicked me so hard this morning that it woke me up from my glorious sleep.
4. Randy rubbed my feet this week. I didn't even ask him to. He just started doing it. I didn't want to say anything in fear he would stop.
5. A man name Jimmy keeps calling me about our truck we are selling. He has called 5 times now and wants me to bring my truck down to Salt Lake so he can give me half of my asking price. I was polite at first then found myself cursing in my head and finally telling him to stop calling me and hanging up on him. ( I put his number in my caller ID as "DO NOT ANSWER, " he calls me from all different numbers.)
6.Jensen sat on my lap saying over and over, "bowl, spoon, eat." Every time I asked her what she wanted to eat, she just kept saying the same thing. That lasted about 20 min until I gave her a bowl and a spoon. I am still figuring out what she wanted to eat.
7. Our bath tub facet drips. At night. Right by the wall in which I sleep. It is Chinese torture. NOTHING will fix it. (Except moving...)
8. I have been addicted to DIY network as of late. I now know that I could remodel or Demo or design anything....isn't that what they want you to believe? Yes, I am just like every other idiot out there who thinks they can master it all.
9. I will be 30 in exactly one month. It seems crazy and old. But, I am really thinking my 30's are going to be my best years. Truly. Embracing every moment of it...even my adult acne and bad back.
10. No matter how hard I try, I will never be as good as Randy at making cookies. I watch him do it...nothing special yet, so much better. What makes his better? That is a question I will ask in Heaven.