we all know "kids say the darndest things" but lately when i hear the things coming out of my own mouth i am equally as shocked, normally b/c it's preceeded by something either ridiculously funny or gross or cute that the girls have said . .
"no, i don't want to smell your feet"
"no, i really do not want to smell your butt"
"no i will not smell your fingers" (do you see a pattern w/ my sweet layla?!?)
"i don't think you can see the baby through my belly button"
"yes grandpa has a penis" (there's an image i love having in my head! this is still stemming from our "peanuts and china" conversation)
"i'm sorry you think the garlic potatoes taste like waste" (i actually said this while laughing pretty hard at the dinner table)
"yes, i'm sure people who speak russian like kool-aid as much as you"
"i don't think 'toot' is a good name for the baby if it's a girl. no, not for a baby boy either"
"i'm not fat. the baby in my tummy is getting bigger. yes, i know it's making me look fat."
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DEEP THOUGHTS WITH ELLA:
(while sitting in church she leans over to me and says...)
ella: "Mommy, who is God and who is Jesus?"
me: "Jesus is God's son"
ella: "oh" (long pause) "but i thought Mary and Joseph were Jesus's mommy and daddy?"
(now i begin to sweat - how do explain THAT to a 4 year old)
me: "they are"
and i left it at that to see what she would say and she dropped it after that point . . i'm sure we'll be revisiting that again soon :)
ella saying her prayers at night . .
ella: "mommy, did you know God made everything? he made the plants and animals"
me: "yes, i did"
ella: "do you know what he made best?"
me: "what?"
ella: "me!"
while driving in the car . .
ella: "mommy, if you drive too fast the policeman will give you a ticket and then you have to go to jail and who would make me dinner? (long pause) actually, daddy would probably take me to wendy's so it's OK if you go to jail"
0ella talking on her phone . .
"nope, nothing freaky going on here"
(WHAT?!?! i'd LOVE to know where that came from)