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The Optimist’s Creed!

July 16, 2008

For those who know me well, would account that I need changes in my life to keep me going. I need to change to grow. Also, I just get bored of being the old myself. I need to know where I have to improve to move on and move ahead in life. I want to change for my own betterment. 

A change for me is something that has to be positive all the time. I believe in having the faith that when you want good things to come in your life; they WILL – simply because you are positive about them coming to you. I understand and have experienced that sometimes it just hard to be positive continuously day in & day out in your life. There are times and minutes and seconds that you forget that you are being attracted towards negativity and you then get a constant flow of negative thoughts in your mind. Then what do you do? How do you come back to being positive, cheerful, satisfied and content during those times? 

A simple thing that has been working for me is music, my friends and a constant reminder of certain things that I keep in front of me. Now, I know, a lot of people may have tried this and said, that over a period of time this fades away, however I challenge that you come out and challenge your own self to avoid letting it fade away from your life. 

Now, my main intention for writing this post is to share what I have put up in front of me everyday. All that I ever believed in, I found it all consolidated on Website of The Secret” {Previous posts on The Secret Part – I” & “The Secret – A Review”}.

It is called the Optimist’s Creed which has been written by Christian D. Larson almost 100 years ago. It’s very strange or call it God’s will that I landed on that exact page and also had it delivered in my mail box couple of days ago. This one contains just about everything that I have always talked about with people, just about every word that I completely BELIEVE in to its very core. 

I now have its print out on my soft board on my desk where I see it everyday and all it helps me do is to remind me to make a Promise everyday. Make sure to use the words “I Promise” at the beginning of every statement.  

Hope it helps & hits some of you as well. Let me know how it goes though, irrespective.

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When a “Thank You” Doesn’t Feel Enough…

June 16, 2008

I say my Thank You in its most humble of forms to all those people for making my day the most overwhelming and a special day. Gratitude straight from my heart and soul.

To some my BEST Friends who came over at my place on my birthday eve for a really amazing get together – Thank you for just landing up over just a very impromptu sms. The best part about knowing all of you has always been the fact that we have been together for so long now but it always just seems as if it was yesterday that we met.  

The time spent with you folks have been the best right from the start and even if we meet after eons it still so feels just the same. The same feeling of love; the same feeling of togetherness; the feeling of security – which always speaks about an unspoken promise of always being there and the warm feeling of people who make your life so complete. 

To some of my Best Friends who couldn’t make it or weren’t there due to geographical distances: Yes, I absolutely missed you folks. Not a single moment went by, where I didn’t think of you guys and wished that you guys were a part of this just like during those old days. Thank You for all those calls and endearing wishes and blessings. 

I agree and wished that I would be able to put these thoughts across more so on a one on one way and should have really done this long back but alas I wasn’t that wiser as I am now then 😛

To Sanity Found @ The Journey To Me – You are absolutely the most positive and an inspiring lady I have come across in my life. Your writing not only touches every corner of my heart, but makes me thing and reflect over a lot of things in my life as well. Thank you so much for taking the time and effort out over dedicating “Hippy Happy Biffday Deeps” to me. 

Makes a lot of difference when I have such an elder sister that calls me “Banana”, “Dry Fruit”, “Narna”, “Funny Rabbit”, “Fool” and some of the words she lands up calling me in the most advanced Hindi which I must have never used in my life as well – all of it using the Google Translator and she calls me 99. Now, isn’t she brilliant? 

To Just About Everyone In My Life – My Family, Friends, Associates, Team Mates and Everyone. 

Thank You so much for all those never ending calls, wishes, blessings, gifts, flowers etc. I am completely overwhelmed today by the shower of love and affection that was always given to me in an unconditional abundance irrespective of the day. I have been in for a complete surprise over some of the people actually remembering my birthday and wishing me – considering it’s been so long that I must have met or spoken to them. I feel truly blessed that I am and have been in the company of people who have touched my life in some or the other way. You guys have been the incredible set of folks making my every single day as terrific as your soul. 

Thank You. Merci. Shukriya. Gracias. Grazie…It still doesn’t seem enough. 

Days Passing By…

June 14, 2008

The queen has arrived and already back to work after a horrifying jetlag. The washroom in the East Wing {The Silent Zone} isn’t yet ready,  so we still have groups of cheetahs traveling together to the west wing. There were nearly 300 emails waiting for me at work; however a brilliant rain shower had welcomed me back home.

The vacation was fantastic. I was lucky enough to get an awesome weather in New York. It was unbearably cold for the first two days and since we were all lost, we quite didn’t come across people who were really helpful in guiding us in the right direction. Since we were first timers there, it was quick enough for us as well to form a standard opinion about the folks there. 

The first two days were a complete nightmare since we were taking longer than usual to figure out things and getting lost in the middle of no where. However the next few days got relatively better, in terms of understanding the transport system as well as the weather.

New York reminded me of Bombay. Home town to multi cultured locals. People always in a rush, didn’t have the patience & were overly stressed out. New York subways are the best interconnected transport system that I have ever come across. I wouldn’t know how to travel in the suburban railway network here but we quickly understood the realms of traveling in New York and also we were “pushed” to master the technique of understanding the map if we had to be independent and not stop to ask the impatient and ever busy folks out there.

However, the right place to check out the fashion sense of the locals in New York would be right in the Subway System. I just fell in love with the formal wear that the local office going people would wear – fashionably simple, yet so classy and neat.  

I am definitely head over heels in love with Manhattan. I would wish and pray everyday that if I ever move out of India and live in a place it would be right in the center of Manhattan, on Broad Way Street – close to Central Park. It’s the Peddar Road & Nepeansea Road of Bombay. A big road surrounded by an entire street of shops on either side of it. Every next local out there had a pet and most of them were poodles. Economically speaking it’s the most expensive place to live in. I can only imagine if the dynamics of the place is so expensive then the amount of revenue the locals out there must be generating – to be able to support their pets and to also have a Pet Massage Parlor dedicated to them.

We were once in the subway, and I was standing and trying to figure out something from the map. A train came and stopped and this sudden rush of people suddenly came out in a huge fast force. I was standing right in the middle of the platform and definitely in my own space. A woman just came breezing by from the opposite end made me move to give her space to pass by. As she did, she looked at me with those angry eyes and swore something nasty. My friend & I just looked up at each other wondering what ever on earth we did so wrong, with my friend mocking at me that probably it was just “me” that she didn’t like.

During the last days of our vacation, we used to just talk about all our exciting and crazy incidents with people and have a good laugh over it. The days passed by so quick that I didn’t even realize. Life is passing by so fast, wish I could just hold on to certain days of my life forever. 

PS: Missed me, didn’t ya?

People Watch – Live from New Jersey.

June 2, 2008

Penned: 30th May 2008

I am still traveling and there are just days to go when my blissful vacation ends. Now, I am sitting at Starbucks – Americas answer to our very own desi Barista, eating a nice Egg Fiorentine sandwich and sipping an Iced Latte with Atif Aslam singing in my ears. It is about 9 am in the morning and I came here to especially just do some people watch. I am going to be here for 4 hours or so while I wait for a friend to join me. She insisted that I go around looking for some places to shop. Since I have already done a fair share of my necessities, I wanted to do some serious people watch and spend some time alone to get some fresh batch of thoughts in my head. I chose Starbucks simply because of the number of people that come in at every single second. I am having fun. This is so cool.

I have always liked being in places where there are many people around. While I am penning down this blog, it is amazing to see how many people have walked in and walked out with their daily dose of caffeine. Well, its nothing to be amazed about to see people buy some coffee and their breakfast and go about their day – but it just so cool to just sit in one corner with your laptop and watch people do what they do and that also so many people just at one place walking by me.

I have seen a couple of mothers walk in with their baby trams and buy some cereal breakfast and sit for couple of hours feeding their new born. It was so cute to see a father walk in the same way with a tram with his probably a year old son and feed him just in the same way that a mom is doing on another table. Just taking a guess, they both are probably single parents who are just living in their own separate worlds. The table in front of me has a Mexican guy who is so engrossed in his food that he has not even looked up once to look around. I love to watch people eat their food like that. I just appreciate the way; they respect and devour what is in front of them. {May be its just hunger, its amazing to see how he is eating his sandwich, not a drip of mayo has fallen off. Wish I could eat like that}

Some of them that have walked in seemed to come here everyday. The employees greeted them using their first names and had some really nice and short casual chat with them before walking out. It is about 10 am now, and nearly 100 people must have already walked out – considering there was a big queue 30 minutes back. The Mexican Guy in front of me has now for some reason shifted into another chair on the same table, which is now exactly making him face me. He has kept his bi focal glasses down. He is now reading the newspaper by keeping it so close to his face that I am sure he could almost smell the paper.                                                                                                                       

It is amazing to feel and realize how my vacation days have passed by and everyday has been a new day – just like these people who get every morning to start a new day with their cuppa. The first day of my landing here, my friend and me lost our way. We were walking on a deserted street near the International Airport, when a cop’s car stopped by us and offered to help us. I am still grinning as I type this, as I am recalling the scared shitting bricks look on my friends face doubting the cop and if we should be getting in his car. My excitement was over the roof to get into a cops car since it would be a complete first time experience. She was so scared, that I could feel her hand grabbing my arm, just to be sure, that I would probably take the correct decision and not take up the offer. Another factor that was adding to her scare and doubts was that once we are inside, only the cop could open it from outside for us to get off. 

Anyway, I wanted to get into his car, as for some reason, I felt we were going to be just fine and he could be trusted. Moreover, we were just couple of miles from the Terminal where we needed to head and with the signs on the Airport – there was no reason that we would lose our sight of the way. We get into the back of his car, and for the first time I realized I was experiencing what I have always seen in the movies. The backseat was so narrow and so cramped that none of us could even move our legs. We were nearly crouched, cramped and very uncomfortable. All through out the way, it was a sight to see how scared my friend was. She was sitting close enough for me to feel her nerves cracking up with anxiousness. All just went well, as he safely escorted us to the correct place safe and sound. I must add that it was an experience for a lifetime that I will never forget. I loved every bit of the thrill and excitement that came along with it. 

Coming back to my current place, the Mexican Guy is still there with the paper on his nose. It is around 11am and again the place is full with many people. The table next to me is now occupied with a hot and all showy cleavage Lady who seems to be in her 30’s accompanied by a very tall Gentleman in his 50’s. I like what the Lady is wearing. It’s a nice short blue top covered with a black vest. It is very stylish and completely an “In Fashion” statement. Oh, the Mexican fella just left leaving all his newspapers on the table. Coming to the table right next to me, the Gentleman seems to be engrossed in what his Lady companion seems to be telling him so much so that he is been doing nothing but leaning over the table like a slanted lamp post. 

My sandwich and Latte is now over and I will be expecting my friend any minute now. I didn’t even feel and realize how time and the day has passed by just watching people. I wish sometimes, even “People Watch” would be a separate profession by itself, would be something that I would definitely endorse.

Inevitable Change!

May 19, 2008

Whoever said change is inevitable hit bull’s eye with that statement. Change in its various forms is a must for the growth of our minds, for our individual self and the way we see and perceive things. Can you just imagine a world without ideas, innovations and developments? Can we imagine living in the same season through out the 12 months in a year? 

Its change, within oneself, our personal life’s that help us accept the changes in the environment around us. It’s a topic that can be spoken about in pages and have been spoken about in books, media in its vast numbers.

The real picture is – change is not always is easy for a lot of people. Sometimes, I really fail to understand as to why people are so stuck up in life with their stringent thought processes that they will follow the same rule in their book for ages to come. Its an understandable thought that they probably don’t want to implement that particular change in their life, but at least to come to a point to look at it with an open mind seems a struggle as well. Don’t implement if you don’t want to and if you can’t for whatever reasons that you may have, but even a minute spent on thinking that there may be a different side to it, does stretch your mind to think and make it open. How would one know that it is not good for them, if they haven’t really tried it and given it its due chance? 

I have some really funny friends. They have attachment with the things that they use in their daily life. Some of them can’t just throw away their old shoes till they find an exact similar pair, look, design etc in the shops. People probably just do get used to living the old way, that they may have been living, but give it a thought that change might be just as beautiful as their old ways. Some changes may just turn around and change the way we live and think. It’s just the acceptance factor, the sooner we accept, the better we realize what we may have been losing out on. I know for a fact that changes in relationships are not always the ones that come by very easily to individuals however the acceptance that the change might actually be a blessing in disguise. 

We make a difference in our lives through change – good or bad. Even changes that we may perceive are wrong are out to give some message – it’s only if we choose to read it the right way. Live “NEW” or Die “Old” – will be a choice that we make for ourselves.
 

PS: Gone for a nice Vacation, Miss me for two weeks! Cheers

The Silent Zone!

May 16, 2008

All I have spoken in my last blogs have been the importance of relationships and people in our life. However, what I really missed out was the importance of certain “places” in our lives as well. 

There have been quite a few structural renovations taking place at my work. Here the total employee strength would be nearly 5000 or so. A lot of construction workers are moving around about in the building either polishing up, painting or carpenters building or repairing some or the other corner in my workplace.

The floor plan of my workplace is completely on the ground floor and divided into two wings. One is the east wing – which has been the initial floor that they had converted from a mill to a corporate workspace and then bought the extending floor space in the next couple of months, which is now called the west wing. The west wing looks far more branded, furbished & spacious in comparison to the east wing considering that the management probably spent some good amount of time planning and doing a better job at constructing it in comparison to the east wing. 

The floor space of the entire office {East + West} is really huge and inter connected as well. The more interesting bit here is – that if you need to walk from the East wing to the West wing, it would be an easy 10 minutes walk to return back to your workspace. My entire department has been housed in the east wing. 

The essential need and greed for any employee working anywhere would be to have this really palatial, hygienic, clean, quiet & a peaceful restroom. We have one small restroom in the east wing {pretty decently spaced out, clean and hygienic} which is basically just off my workstation. Then another one in the transit area {the size of a donut, which cannot take more than four people} on your way towards the west wing and the last one which is like a palace in the west wing itself – which is right at the farthest and opposite corner to the east wing and empty, usually deserted & peaceful. 

This Monday, everyone’s week started off with a surprise when they entered office. We all saw this huge cardboard type structure made out of wood right outside our East Wing restroom and when we all opened our mail boxes, there was this nicely drafted apologetic mail expressing their deepest apology that the east wing restroom would be under renovation for another 3-4 weeks. 

The expressions and the “Oh my God” gasps could be heard from every nook and corner of the East wing. It was as if our most loved café had shut down. There were discussions about how much time it would take to go to either the Transit Area Restroom or to the West Wing. Everyone knows that the Transit Area Restroom cannot really hold more than 4 people at a time; so for a lot of people their expressions consisted of “that would mean – that many at times there would be a railway reservation counter queue” and for those impatient individuals who don’t like waiting in queues or are in dire emergencies would have to walk up all the way from the East to the last corner of the West wing {did I say “walk up” in dire emergencies? Let me rephrase and say “Making that DASH” to the West Wing} 

On Monday, I was sitting and painting pictures in my head how people would be holding on to their pants and getting up and making that dash across the hallway to the west wing. Wouldn’t that be a real sight? Everyone would know where he/she is headed. 😛 Nasty Me!

However, what I really didn’t think of was that how creative the girls would be in this and will make it a more fascinating journey every day for the next four weeks. The girls at workplace have come up with a most innovative solution for this. They now get up and ask around if anyone else wants to join them. Seems like a pack of leopards that publicly initiate the announcement of their need & then go for their kill with a task and a force. {It’s a relief to know that, they ask each other to join for the “journey” and not for the “activity” itself}

So these days it’s the usual norm, I would see a pack of bees in a bunch out together either on their way upwards or downwards. Some bunches have really buzzed by me like a wind at 100 kmph. {Ah! Well it’s their “forceful wind”}

Phew! So whenever you now visit your conveniently located peaceful zone; never forget to bow your head to them in a heartfelt gratitude for being just right there when you needed them.


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