BERJAYA

2025

29

Dec

Samara Weaving Slutty Pregnant Titty Santa Shoot of the Day

Samara Weaving got knocked up by her director….and she is producing curated photoshoots to celebrate the fact that she got cummed inside in a way that stuck….

She’s a 33 year old Australian actress who plays the hot chick in a lot of shitty low budget American movies that her husband directs.

For some reason, one I call cloning labs in Australia, the Los Angeles Film industry fucking love Australian chicks.

She may not do the highest end work, but there is a place in Hollywood and entertainment for a blonde haired blue eyed set of tits….

Especially when those tits are more engorged than they typically are due to the whole baby inside her, which can be a fetish to those of you who are weird, motherless, or babyless because women are disgusted by you and would never breed with you, making the whole pregnant woman thing an unattainable thing you jerk off to…

Or maybe you just like cumming in something already cummed in, so that your cum doesn’t get you entrapped….

Although being entrapped by tits like this, that are also rich tits, would probably be the kind of thing you’d hope for..

It’s the opposite of girl getting knocked up by rich guy….allowing you to level up…..but since that’s not happening and no one is getting fucked here, just look at them tits doing Santa shit, because spirit of Christmas is bright.

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2025

29

Dec

Ana De Armas’ Great Communist Pussy Pants of the Day

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I don’t know if Tom Cruise sucked the life out of Ana De Armas when he was pretending to have sex with her, despite being a rumored hardcore gay.

You know, hooking her up to some kind of scientology blood cleaning machine, that pumps the life out of her and into him….

Some sort of weird celebrity dialysis machine that rejuvenates old Tom boy, while leaving De Armas a petrified body, all wrinkled like a fruit you find in the back of your fridge from that time you bought fruit 6 years earlier on some health bender….

She’s got the neck of a 90 year old and even when leaving the gym with her PUSSY PANTS on, where you can see the whole pussy, because it’s the only fat she’s still got on her after the “procedure” she was forced to endure as part of the deal she made when she made the deal to get into Hollywood.

She was BORN in Cuba, now I’ve never been to Cuba, but it’s the number one hot spot for all-inclusive resorts for poor Canadians, so I know people who have gone to Cuba, whether for vacation with the family that brings the diarrhea or for sex tourism because the Cuban girls whore themselves because they are so fucking poor…

So her escaping Cuba to end up as a huge Hollywood star seems more like a product of sex tourism that worked out for her, but came with a cost, than just a lucky break…

Not that you care, you’re looking at her old pussy instead of her old next that is flappy looking like a pussy…

Oh and her nipples are hard too….

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2025

24

Dec

Merry Christmas to All and To All A Good Night of the Day

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It’s the most wonderful time of the year.

So get off your computer and find your inner peace or at least find some time for family, friends, cookies and gifts….

Be sure to over drink, over eat, be creepy to at least one relative’s wife or girlfriend.

If you’re alone, be sure to jerk off to at least one Christmas movie to prove you still have that virile libido.

If you’re not into Jesus or his birth, you better be born again and accept him….eternal salvation ain’t that bad.

If you’re not Christian, you can still accept Jesus as your lord and savior and you can keep it between the two of you so none of the anti-Christians in your life will know.

It is about Jesus’ birth, but you can also hop into all the family traditions you like or want.

Here are some girls bringing the Christmas spirit in Christmas themed smutty content that we should all be into, since it only happens once a year….

The rest of the year it’s just smutty content without the Christmas costumes, lights and props….

Posted in:Christmas|Xmas|xxxmas

2025

23

Dec

Millie Bobby Brown’s Pantyhose Fetish Content for Christmas of the Day

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Millie Bobby Brown Bon Jovi is more than just a weird child actor that weird nerds fell in love with in what was a creepy as fuck way thanks to being on a Hit Show…

She’s also smart enough to launch a lifestyle brand that targets all her fans, even the non creepers who are just into her because of her Hit Show….

In having her own brand, she has to market her products to the people and what better way than to use herself since she’s a fully integrated influencer with the built in audience.

No one sells Bobby Brown Bon Jovi products better than Bobby Brown Bon Jovi….unless Bon Jovi and Bobby Brown came together on a world tour for their aged out fans who have a lot of disposable income and are dying to hear MY LIVING ON A PRAYER PRERORGOTIVE….

Lucky for you, Bobby Brown Bon Jovi’s product line includes PANTYHOSE, which I guess is part of the GEN Z fashion stylings….a great thing for those of us who remember getting foot jobs from pantyhose clad feet in the 90s at a bar listening to Living on a Prayer or My Prerogative cuz we old as fuck..

Too old to be looking at this married woman’s old looking 20 year old ass and pussy definition that looks 40 according to the media.

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2025

23

Dec

Victoria Justice See Through Shirt for Christmas of the Day

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Victoria Justice wore what may be a shirt with visible bra out for Christmas…because Christmas is about the tits!

You can hardly see the bra, which may not even be a bra, but we like to pretend it is a bra because Christmas is about the tits.

I don’t even know who Victoria Justice really is…nut we pretend we do because CHRISTMAS is about the tits!

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2025

23

Dec

Tiny Tits for the Holidays of the Day

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I guess it’s Christmas is a few days, the most wonderful time of year, where the Birth of our Lord and Savior is celebrated through commercialized Christmas nonsense designed by a bunch of satanists, or is it SANTAists, which I am all in on, because if it gets people celebrating the birth of Christ in a Hallmark and Hollywood tradition, that feels warm and celebrated goodwill towards men, family and warmth….it can’t be that bad.

The best thing about Christmas is probably getting together with family, celebrating family and all that good stuff and for some of you it may be getting to watch your sister shower like you used to when you were growing up in that peephole you drilled in the bathroom back in High School…

The other best thing about Christmas is the gifts…where GOOD things can come in small packages, which is why we are celebrating small tits, since they are tits too….tits with more attitude than the lazier big tits that don’t need to try as hard!

Posted in:TINY TITS

2025

23

Dec

Paige Spiranac Golf Influencer for the Christmas of the Day

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You may not be one of the Paige Spiranac fanboys that get hard because a chick with big tits golfs….

Which makes her more skilled than most chicks with big tits on the internet who try to use their tits to make money.

Like them, she runs an exclusive content channel, where she doesn’t get naked, but does wear skimpy clothing to keep her golf fans who like tits happy.

Golf appeals to dudes with jobs, most dudes get hate from their wives for being too into the golf, so having a bust glamour model celebrate their favorite sport just closes out the fantasy.

Now, I don’t golf, I do like tits and I like to hate on whoring, but appreciate it because it brings us content.

I also appreciate that Spiranac uses her revenues to put back into her sleazy content photoshoots, which may be self produced, but are thematic like the good old days of content.

So she shared a bunch of pics from various Christmas shoots she did to get you in the spirit of staring at big tits that golf…

I think it’s important work in a world of boring selfies!

So as Paige CASHES IN…we get to stare at the high concept bottom feeding tits cashing in….

I like it.

Posted in:Paige Spiranac

2025

23

Dec

Candice Swanepoel Compares her Ass with Other Sluts of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel may be old as shit, but she’s managed to rot better than most because she is just a superior being. An object for fitness and strength and even with her little implants removed, she’s got a body worth staring at, which is unnatural for a woman her age….

She is out here comparing her ass to other girl ass for the Miami magazine, which is where all these international models seem to go to die, which may make fore a more interesting Golden Girls, because their kind of aging out and dying is still the kind you’d go NECRO on, just put it in a warm bath so it feels alive…if you know what I mean.

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2025

23

Dec

Ella Mendelsohn in Pantyhose of the Day

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I did a little google AI searching to figure out who this Ella Vader is….and this is what I found out….

Ella Grace Mendelsohn is an actress and content creator with experience in traditional acting and modeling. She has collaborated with beauty brands like YSL, Armani, and Marc Jacobs, using her social media marketing skills to increase brand engagement and visibility. She began posting lip-sync videos on her TikTok account at 15 and she is now 20.

Her quest to take over the internet seems to be working, because despite millions of other girls doing the same thing as her, hustling their assholes using digital marketing strategies, content calendars and other tactics to LURE you in…she’s the one getting the branded campaigns with major underwear companies.

Which means that you get to see her marketing their line of pantyhose in barely racy content, which for the true pantyhose fetishist doesn’t need to be racy, it just needs to be panty hose.

There was a time you couldn’t go through a day without seeing pantyhose on chicks, if you were lucky, you’d get to smell their pantyhose feet after a day of working in those pantyhose, or even better, you’d see their bodies held together by the hoses….HOES IN THEIR HOSE….or some shit…

This was before SPANX stole the pantyhose benefits and sold shapewear to the world….

Anyway, the Pantyhose seems to be back, or making a comeback, and young influencers are out here promoting them….

For the pantyhose fetishist, that’s big news…they are wearing them as PANTS…nice.

Posted in:Ella Mendelsohn

2025

23

Dec

Country Girls for the Christmas Spirit of the Day

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Nothing says Hallmark Christmas movie like a bit of family tradition, mixed with good old fashioned American country values.

There’s something that people connect with in these small town stories, or these country stories, that have a little more warmth than they may be used to in their prison hell they call life.

Maybe “Tech nerd on reddit sitting alone in his 400 square foot condo in the city”….or miserable loser in the suburbs doesn’t really tap into working the land or having a gift shop in town dreams you didn’t know you have…

So here are some Country Girls….to bring that warmth, that Christmas spirit, that good old fashioned homeland American values….with their tits and assholes.

Since it all starts in the country…