“I’ve seen all good people turn their heads each day so satisfied I’m on my way.”
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9 January: In which the scientist discovers that not even he can stand to face facts. Not, alas, for the final time.
13 January: “No H.E.L.L. below us”, courtesy of Alexa (Alexa Health Services), the constructed intelligence that has ‘no time or patience for afterlife myths’. This after Screwtape III and Wormsap had been congratulating themselves for their role in vaccine denialism. (Alexa dealt with H.E.A.V.E.N. off camera. “Above us, only sky.” And on Earth, data centers.)
10 February: “If we are unable to generate data, so be it. We will generate nighta, and the world will love us for it.”
27 March: He and She fix the Washington State Ferries. (They wish.) Cowabunga.
19 April: The Dudes lose their sense of direction, and all hope for chocolate bunnies, at Eastertime.
26 April: “It was a dream”, they said. / “Ignore it. There’s beer in the fridge / if that will help your rest and ours.”
26 May: “Can you really play that thing?” Yes. And no.
28 May: “Every scientist that’s ever been, who wasn’t a faker, has had a unique idea. Has been a minority of one. A lunatic, Mr. Orwell. One who has had to face the horror of being wrong. Repeatedly.” See 8 August.
1 July: The Dudes hear about making [sigh] “America” grape again, but struggle with the concept.
28 July: In which Reg and Syd demonstrate the futility of ‘No Kings’ protests, when the protestors get everything they buy, nay just about everything they touch, from a king, who rules the business that serves them as a tyrant or loses everything, by customer demand.
8 August: Your Friendly Neighborhood Amoeba receives official notification that a Federally funded research project that he was supposed to be on has been suspended. The project site is shuttered, and its people on “extended leave”. No official notification had been received from a second awarded project, but the project has not started. YFNA can only presume that the We the People who put 47 and his sycophants into office prefer that the (now-discontinued) pennies (about two of them for the entire Federal scientific research enterprise) on the dollar of the massive-deficit-spending Federal budget be used for spare parts on the drones that are being used to sink Venezuelan tankers because we can and that oil is going to be ours or else, and on brownshirts from which people in the USA with legal passports and visas are cringing in fear.
24 August: Thanks for worse than nothing, Walter Mitty.
2 October: “No election is valid unless it counts the votes of ALL registered voters, including the votes of those who do not go to the polls – and can therefore be tallied as having voted for Nobody.”
20 October: “Don’t scream at me that you hate Elon. You love Elon. You bought the Tesla! You’re screaming your frustration on Starlink! Nothing else matters. You abandon these things, or you’ve got nothing to say!”
16 November: Mount Vernon, deported from Virginia where it was an embarrassment to national leadership, winds up in George, Washington … and when the city of Mount Vernon, Washington complains, that city is abruptly redacted.
2 December: “A strong multinational joint
military operation, the MWHA Expeditionary Force, is preparing to enter the rainforest and clear the way for the hordes of humans that are targeting the world’s last remaining snake habitat. Factory ships clog the Port of Manaus in anticipation of turning a bountiful snake harvest into oil to meet the overwhelming popular demand for snake-oil-based health and beauty aids.”
18 December: In what is claimed to have been a unanimous vote, the Kennedy Center Board of Directors, hand-picked by President 47, changed the name to the “Donald J. Trump and John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts”. The name appeared on the building the following day. With due apologies to Toby Morton, dear reader, you heard about this here first … or you would have if social media moguls (and/or AI posing as them) hadn’t decided that accurate predictions of the behavior of the President that We the People elected in 2024 amounted to hate speech. For what it’s worth.
In about 24 hours from the completion of this blog post, in the Pacific Standard Time zone of these Untied States in North America, the last seconds of the 2025th year of the Common Era will tick away, and inexorably give way to the first seconds of the 2026th year. Your Friendly Neighborhood Amoeba may be asleep at that hour, but if he is not, perhaps he may be forgiven for not joining in the cry that revelers, drunken and otherwise, are expected to raise at the turning of the year. For what he hears among the shouts, buzzers, and confetti is a summer camp doggerel that has been [ahem] somewhat edited in his mind:
If you’re happy and you know it, you’re a crook,
If you’re happy and you know it, you’re a crook.
If you’re happy and not bothered
That you’re stomping hard on others,
If you’re happy and you know it, you’re a crook.
The New Year is upon us. The New Year that We the People have created for ourselves, by our actions and, especially, by our inactions. Good people, so We tell Ourselves, that have turned their heads each day.
It’s my sort, the Responsible Citizens who’ve felt ourselves superior because we’ve been well-to-do and what we thought was ‘educated,’ who brought on the Civil War, the French Revolution, and now the Fascist Dictatorship.
In this coming New Year, may We the People atone for our sins. May we be forgiven them.




