Monthly Archives: February 2010

I’m Here To Clean Up The Mess


(More of a country song than a poem, so I listed it under music…maybe someday I’ll come up with a melody for it!)   I can tell by the things you do That someone made a mess of you Broke … Continue reading

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Hail The Written Word


  All hail the written word Better than speakers sage The best orator ever heard Still reads it from the page   With spoken words The wrong inflection Derails all meaning Dissuades understanding   The proper words Need no correction … Continue reading

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Reality: My Master Coil Theory


  Our reality as we know it is a gravitationally-dependant Absolute-Time singularity.   The secret to charting our reality lies in prime numbers, which form a single line within an ever-expanding spiraling coil that contains all Space/Time instances.  I call this coil the Master Coil.   … Continue reading

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One Of These Days…


  One of these days I’m gonna get tired Tired of holding myself together Tired of restraining in so many ways One of these days…   One of these days I’m gonna bust loose Loose of these damned chains Loose … Continue reading

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Decline and Adulthood


  Some say the decline of civilization is evident in our economic woes and turbulent world affairs.   I say it’s evident in the prevalent and perpetually-growing commonality of our greed and our continued apathy towards others.     Some Rude Awakenings of Adulthood: … Continue reading

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Word Play


  HD…             Heavy Duty High & Dry High Def Holy Day Howdy Doody Humble & Dumb Humongous Deficit Humped & Dumped Hunky Dory     He put the Difference in Indifference   They put the Turd in Saturday   She put the Ho … Continue reading

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