Quote of the day

Siong: It's Siong wat, she oinks, eats and sleep, professionally trained to do so.

Cow: Great excuse for being fat

Signin off: I miss JERKS, the one in Melbourne, Auckland and Perth *miss miss miss*

Yumss

The three ways to Esther's stomach:

• Bubble Tea
• Ikea
• Durians

Sign off: Is there a chance of slimming down?