He stood over the sink with a bowl of water and green food dye.
He started mixing flour to make a vivid green slime.
Lots of time playing with slime.
"Mum, can I cook this?" ..."Um, yes, but it's very wet" "I'll add some more flour".
More mixing.
"What more do I add to make bread" "Just yeast and salt" "Ok can I make bread?" "Sure". He sorted it out, then left the bowl in the cupboard.
We forgot about it for 2 days.
"Have you cooked to bread mum?"
I went and found the bubbling green mess.
What the hell, lets just shove it in the oven.
It made the most amazing delicious green bread.