okay, here's the thing.

Likes: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, gadgets, Audrey Hepburn films, classiness, Kathy Griffin, TV, China Glaze nail polish, Twins baseball, Lady Gaga, hospital scrub pants, elephants, Inception, Candy Kisses lip gloss, gay rights, Special Teas, shoes, Lost, stand-up comedy, The IT Crowd, Twitter, British accents, My Life on the D-List, Christmas lights in summer, Cool Citrus Basil lotion.

Dislikes: Laziness, lack of common sense, middle-aged women trying to act like 20-somethings, humidity, anything Twilight-related, lack of etiquette, cheese, condescension, Vista, minimal civil rights for gays, American Idol, reality TV, A/C wall units, tobacco/drug use, excessive drinking, right-wing nutbags, content filtering.