[December 31, 1970] The Telzey Toy (January 1970 Analog)

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by Gideon Marcus

Say Goodbye to Auld Lang Syne

Is the year over already?  From Kent State to Cambodia, Apollo 13 to Aérospatiale, the highs have been highs and lows have been lows.  Only a few things have remained constant: Nixon is still The One, Agnew is still a Number Two, Star Trek remains canceled (but not off the air), and John W. Campbell, Jr. keeps plugging away at the editorial helm of Analog.

But in yet another surprise, the latest issue is actually pretty good (until the end, that is).  Let's take a look, shall we?

Cover of Analog magazine for January 1971. It announces the story The Telzey Toy by James H. Schmitz. The cover illustration shows a man in a lab examining a shining cube where two naked women in a red forest are visible.
by Kelly Freas

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[December 28, 1970] Nowt so Queer as Folk: Tam-Lin and Robin Redbreast

A picture of a blonde woman wearing glasses and a green vest.
by Fiona Moore

The British horror movie scene is ending the year on a high note with Tam-Lin, another entry in the new breed of scary films with no monsters, ghouls or goblins, just people at their very worst. It’s also part of a new trend that some reviewers are beginning to call “folk horror”: movies which draw inspiration from on British myths, legends and histories rather than nineteenth-century writers or Hollywood monsters.

Poster for 'The Ballad of Tam-Lin'.
Tam-Lin movie poster

Folk music fans will of course have spotted Tam-Lin’s credentials in this line straight away from the title, which it shares with a well-known ballad. For those who don’t know it, the ballad of Tam-Lin is about a young woman, Janet of Orkney, who has a sexual encounter with a strange man, Tam-Lin, who she meets on her father’s estate. She learns that Tam-Lin is a human who was kidnapped by the Queen of the Fairies for a sinister purpose: every seven years the Fairy Court pays a tithe of one of their own knights to the court of Hell, and they have been exploiting a loophole by substituting human knights for their own people. It’s up to a pregnant Janet to fight for her man and win him away from the Fairy Queen.

The movie isn’t just a riff on the legend, however, but is a straight-up retelling of the story as a tale for the 1970s, directed by, of all people, Roddy McDowall. Tom Lynn (Ian McShane) is the toy-boy lover of a wealthy older woman, Michaela “Mickey” Cazaret (Ava Gardner), who surrounds herself with hippies, artists and homosexuals, and whose rejected lovers seem to have a habit of dying in accidents. On a trip to her country place, Tom meets, falls in love with, and, yes, seduces, a vicar’s daughter, Janet (Stephanie Beacham). There then follows a battle for Tom’s soul between virtuous Janet and dissipated Mickey, with the murderous assistance of her debauched gang of hangers-on.

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[December 26, 1970] American Americans (the movie Joe)

Photo of Joe Reid. He is a black bald man with glasses, wearing a brown suit over a black tee-shirt. He is looking down pensively, his closed left hand is up to his chin.
by Joe Reid

If you live long enough, are affable enough, and not easily bothered, you get to meet all kinds of people.  From the truly brilliant, to the unrepentantly stupid.  Those who are great and those who think themselves great.  I’ve met the generous and the envious; the joyful and the bitter; the self-righteous and the humble; the loving and the lonely; the needy and the nurturing.  I have been all of these things; we have been all of these things.  'Tis only by the grace of God that we didn’t remain in a poor state, but what if we had?  What would we be like today if we got stuck in our thinking along the way?  This might be what the movie named “Joe” is trying to answer.

Poster for the movie Joe. Man holding gun and an American flag.

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[December 24, 1970] "oh my God! — it's full of stars!"

A white man with shoulder length strawberry blonde curly hair.  He wears black-framed glasses, a sea-green shirt, and black vest.  He is smiling at the camera.
by Gideon Marcus

The first year of the 1970's is over, and boy, has compiling statistics been a delight! (and a chore…) I can safely say that it's been a year of superlatives, and if you spend the next few months plowing through this list, I guarantee you'll be in for a good experience.

Much like Uhuru, launched December 12, will be looking at stars in the X-ray spectrum.  Congratulations to NASA's Marjorie Townsend, heroine of the TIROS and Nimbus weather satellites for successfully managing the first X-ray observatory satellite.  In a few years, we'll be reporting on the amazing things her telescope finds—another harvest of stars!

Marjorie Townsend, a white woman with short brown hair wearing a white sheath dress, stands in a NASA workshop looking up at a satellite telescope.  Standing on scaffolding to her right is an older, balding white man in an orange business shirt and dark slacks.  He is wearing white cotton gloves and is pointing to something on the satellite.

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[December 22, 1970] Twins of Evil? (The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes & Scrooge)

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By Mx Kris Vyas-Myall

British cinemas have been in trouble for a while now. In 1950 they saw approximately 1,400,000,000 admissions, or 28 per person. In 1969 this was down to 215,000,000 or less than 4 per person. This is in spite of disposable household income almost doubling over this period.

Two pictures one a photo of Led Zeppelin at the the Royal Albert Hall in 1970 and a poster for the film Airport
Who would you rather spend your shillings to fly with? Led Zeppelin or Airport

There are a number reasons cited for this but the biggest is simply competition. Why spend money at a fleapit to watch a film, when you can instead turn on your television and choose between half a dozen films a week without leaving your armchair? In addition, youngsters can go to music concerts that are starting to become bigger events than a Hollywood premiere, whilst older people get community and win prizes in their bingo halls.

As a result, the number of cinemas in the UK has been collapsing, down from more than four and a half thousand in 1951 to around a third of that number in 1969. However, this is not a tenable position because it becomes a vicious cycle, as fewer local cinemas mean less people get into the habit of going regularly, meaning smaller audiences, meaning more have to close.

Black and White photo of the Glasgow Odeon after being remodelled in 1970. The board shows:
Saturday 3rd October - Seperate Programmes
Screen 1:
Seats Bookable
Richard Harris
Alec Guiness
Cromwell - U certificate
Screen 2
Continuous performances
Airport
Certificate A
Burt Lancaster
Dean Martin
Jean Seberg
Seperarte Programmes
All Seats Bookable
Joanna Shimxus
Frano Nero
DH Lawrence's The Virgin and the Gypsy
AA
Newly remodelled Glasgow Odeon

As such a new type of cinema has been opening to try to attract back audiences, known as doubles and triples. Simply put, most cinemas were built to have much larger audiences per showing. So, unless you managed to be lucky enough to get a film 2000+ people per day want to see, you have a huge amount of empty seats. By splitting these from one large theatre into 2 or 3 300-600 seater screens, you can then offer people a choice of both viewings and times. They also do not require extra staff as you can have one booking office for all showings, one projectionist servicing multiple screens from a single room, and touring ushers.

Black and white photo inside the lobby of the Cinecenta, two people stand next to glass barrier of modern looking lobby in stylish clothes, a poster for Mr. Freedom is in the background.

In addition, many chains are making an effort to shake-off the grimy image they have. This has meant redecorating in modern styles, new chic uniforms, comfortable seating and removing advertisements from before showings. This, they believe, will allow them to charge a premium for a luxury experience, creating a speical night out rather than smoke-filled places to avoid the rain.

Posters of Downhill Racer, showing a skier in radial zoom blur, and Bronco Bullfrog, showing a black adn white ink drawing of turned up trousers and ankle boots behind them are groups of people against a thinly sketched background

Then there are some that are trying to experiment by offering unusual films. BBC2 has already demonstrated there is an audience for artistic and foreign language pictures. So in the more trendy areas of major cities, there are cinemas that are showing films of more niche interest. These include such movies as Downhill Racer and Bronco Bullfrog.

Finally, there are also those that are trying to give other reasons to go out, such as getting directors to attend special screenings and answer audience questions afterwards, or pairing with local schools to find out what they believe would help the curriculum. Whether all these efforts will have the desired impact we will have to wait and see, but it is clear something needs to change if the cinema is not to go the way of the blacksmith in the British high street.

Since I was young my Birthday and cinema have gone hand-in-hand. Being born just before Christmas means no one else if available and everywhere is busy, so popping to the local picture-house was the only thing to do. I have continued this every year since, for my Birthday each year I try to seek out some films of interest to me, particularly if they can get me in the festive mood.

Whilst I don’t have a double near me. I did a matinee at one theatre and an evening at another, that gave me two competing slices of Victoriana.

The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes:

Poster for The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes showing the traditional Sherlock Holmes outline within which are  an injection needle and a naked woman covered by a sheet, a corpse in a coffin, a lake, a submarine with a nessie head on top and three doves, next to the outline is a shadowy version of the Houses of Parliament and Westminster bridge, in front of those are a woman dancing, a horse and carriage and two people running. The text says:
"It took a genius to cover up Sherlock Holmes' vices, blunders and bizarre tastes. Sherlock Holmes was a genius.
The Mirsch Production Company presents Billy Wilder's "The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes" - Advisory certificate.

There have been many adaptations of Sherlock Holmes over the years. Indeed, over the last few British, German and Italian television have all had their own series based on these tales. Now we have the vision of acclaimed director, Billy Wilder.

Shot of Watson, Mycroft and Holmes in the Diogenes club.

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[December 20, 1970] Seeker for Still Life (January 1971 Fantasy and Science Fiction)

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by Gideon Marcus

Capsule Day

I'm getting excited about our next trip to the Moon, nearly a year after the last one.  I'm hoping it's the shot in the arm the space program needs to keep it going through what looks to be a pretty dark decade.  Last week, we got a bit of a taste of things to come: the recovery team did retrieval drills in the bay!  I wish I'd been there to see it.

Clipping from a newspaper showing a photograph of a helicopter hovering above the ocean. The newspaper clipping says: Getting ready for next moon shot. A helicopter from Imperial Beach Naval Air Station and frogmen from Underwater Demolition Team Eleven were participants Monday in a dress rehearsal of the pickup of the Apollo Fourteen astronauts. The drill was in San Diego Bay.

That's the new recovery chopper, by the way. They've retired the other one after five successful Apollo missions.

A photograph of a rescue helicopter.

Magazine Day

The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction has been on an upswing lately, and the latest issue continues the trend.  Let's dive in like a team of Navy frogmen, shall we?

Cover for The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction. It announces the stories Hot Water by Isaac Asimov and The Human Operators by Harlan Ellison and A. E. van Vogt. The cover illustration shows two human-shaped figures in diving suits looking at a dead arthropode creature wearing a diving suit with a broken helmet.
by Vaughn Bodé

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[December 18, 1970] General Winter Returns (the wargame Battle of Moscow)

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by Gideon Marcus

Seven years ago, Avalon Hill made wargaming history with the introduction of its Eastern Front game, Stalingrad.  Despite the name, it was nothing less than a simulation of the first few years of the German/Communist struggle in World War 2.

A photograph of two people bent over a table, looking down at the board game of Stalingrad
Lorelei and Elijah playing Stalingrad in Fall 1968

It was a fun game, no question, and for many years, it was literally the only game on the subject.  But there is no denying that it had its weaknesses.  From its questionable OOB (Order of Battle—the troops represented were mostly fantasy) to its unrealistic movement—either the fight was a World War 1-style slog of attrition, or units ranged across the map with little consideration as to logistics—it was more "game" than "simulation".

But now, SPI has offered up its take on the struggle, and it's as much a revolution as its predecessor…

Logo of 'The Battle of Moscow', in black and white.

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[December, 16, 1970] Mistakes Were Made (Timeslip: The Time Of The Ice Box [Parts 4-6])

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By Jessica Holmes

My first mistake was hoping this serial would eventually get good. My second was my terrible habit of procrastinating on writing about things I don’t really like. Or things I do like. My third was giving this serial enough thought (over the course of said procrastination) that I came to the conclusion that television doesn’t have to be ‘good’ to successfully deliver its message. That was a mistake because it meant I had to put mental effort into writing the conclusion.

As for the mistakes on the part of the serial, let’s see where "The Time Of The Ice Box" went wrong, yet despite itself ended up in the right place.

Liz talks to her mother, who looks upset.

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[December 14, 1970] Vector for Seven, The Gates of Time, etc. (December 1970 Galactoscope)

There are a lot of books in this month's Galactoscope, and not all of them are brilliant… but enough of them are that you must read to the end to learn what should be on your December reading list!

Color images of the covers of the books mentioned in the article, which will get more detailed descriptions in later images.

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[December 12, 1970] Games: Coming to a Computer near You (High Noon)

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by Gideon Marcus

Picture yourself in the Wild West.  The Sun blazes overhead.  Tumbleweeds (anachronistically) trundle down the lane.  Suddenly, Black Bart, "one of the meanest desperadoes west of the Allegheny mountains," steps out of a saloon, just 100 paces away.  He taps his six-gun meaningfully and leers.  You make to grab for yours.  A puff of smoke, a bang, and Bart lies dead in the dust…

Then you punch a couple of keys on your terminal, and Black Bart is once again emerges from the tavern, and the face-off begins again.  A duel you can play over and over again, as many times as you like.

Remember that scene in 2001 where Frank Poole plays chess with HAL?  Well, now playing against a transistorized opponent isn't just science fiction, thanks to a Syosset (New York) High School student named Chris Gaylo.

Scene from '2001, A Space Odessey', with Frank wearing a blue jumpsuit plays chess with HAL on a virtual chessboard.

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