Quick list post: I went through my stock of CD EPs the other day and identified a few that definitely didn’t need to be there. Here’s what I’m chucking and what I’m keeping. I don’t think there’s anything properly valuable in there – CDs very rarely are – but if you like the look of anything in the ‘going’ list I can give you the address of our local Oxfam. (I wouldn’t get your hopes up, though; they’re going for a reason.)
Going
Air, “Playground Love”
A CD of one song, viz. the theme song to The Virgin Suicides. It’s sung by Gordon Tracks – of whom I know nothing, although he’s said to be miserly as an employer; “No Bonus” Tracks, they call him. Thanks, I’m here all week.
All Saints, “Pure Shores”
William Orbit innit.
Richard Ashcroft, “A Song For The Lovers”
Edward Ball, “The Mill Hill Self Hate Club”, “Trailblaze”
Guy from TV Personalities whose solo pop career never quite happened.
The Beach Boys, “Good Vibrations (Mojo Greatest Single Of All Time)”
The Blue Aeroplanes, “Broken & Mended”
I really like the wordiness of Gerard Langley’s work, but the not-actually-singing-ness doesn’t work for me over more than a track or two.
Blur, “Tender”
lan Brown, “My Star”
Embrace, “Come Back To What You Know”
At one point I thought – and told anyone who would listen – that Embrace had gone as far beyond the Verve as they had gone beyond Oasis. Hmm. In retrospect Embrace only really did one thing, although they did do it extraordinarily well. After going through a break-up, men (young men in particular) experience a Kubler-Ross-esque range of emotions: the conviction that the breakup was just a misunderstanding and it would all blow over; acknowledgment that the relationship had ended, and yearning for it to restart; regret at having screwed things up, tinged with retrospective embarrassment at the thought of what they’d put their partner through; finally, a sense of having moved on, having grown as a person, no longer depending on the ex-partner, hardly even thinking about them these days. All of which (being young) they think are vividly new and important, and (being men) want to tell the world all about – no, here’s a better idea, want to tell the ex-partner all about! That’ll be good! Plus combinations and permutations of all the above, some of them knotty and self-undermining (“I was such an idiot, I’ve learnt so much, I’m no longer dependent on our relationship… so how about giving it another go?”). And that’s what Embrace put into their lyrics, over and over again, earnestly, even solemnly, certainly without the slightest self-consciousness; one of the biggest, most sonorous songs on the first album is about drunk-texting the ex (“So, something that I tried to stop made its way to you…”). They meant a lot to me at one time, which I find it hard to explain now – I wasn’t even that young. There are four tracks on this CD; the title track is in the “yes, I know we said it was over, but how about trying again?” genre, the others… I forget. Can’t really listen to this stuff now.
Fatboy Slim, “Halfway Between The Gutter and The Guardian”; “Star 69 / Weapon Of Choice”
The freebie EP is much better than it needed to be; the other one includes the Christopher Walken video for “Weapon of Choice”. Videos on CDs were a big deal in the days of dial-up.
Genelab, “Anorak Lou”
Bigged up in the Guardian Guide singles column. Sank without trace.
Elton John, “West Coast Songs”
Another freebie EP, which I held on to because it had “Tiny Dancer” on.
Oasis, “Roll With It”; “Some Might Say”; “Wonderwall”
Speaking of things that meant a lot to me a long time ago…
The Polyphonic Spree, “Soldier Girl”
Everything about this baffles me, including the designation of the drastically edited and abbreviated single version as the ‘Album Version’ (the CD also includes the original album track, as well as an even shorter ‘Radio Version’).
Super Furry Animals, “God! Show Me Magic”; “Something 4 The Weekend”
These were worth getting for the B sides, but then they brought out Out Spaced.
Transglobal Underground, “Temple Head”
The 1993 re-release; I think this was one of the first CDs I bought, after getting a CD player to play the Pet Shop Boys’ Very. (My TGU 12″s aren’t going anywhere.)
Staying
Apollo 440, “Lost In Space”
Staying a) because it’s a banger and b) er, that’s it.
Beck, “Select Magazine CD”; “Jack Ass”
Another free EP that’s better than it needed to be, and a terrific selection of alternative versions; “Strange Invitation” is a highlight, as is the mariachi(!) version “Burro”.
Beirut, “Lon Gisland”
“Elephant Gun” – a glorious, joyfully abandoned song of drunken nihilism – and others. If you haven’t got this EP, do get hold of the retrospective collection Artifacts – it’s on there.
Boards Of Canada, “Trans Canada Highway”
If you’re not familiar with the lead track on this one, “Dayvan Cowboy”, do yourself a favour and watch the Kittinger video (speakers on). You may wish to set aside some time, and a reasonably soundproof room.
David Bowie, “Slow Burn”
Julian Cope, “Paranormal In The W. Country”; “Ambulence”; “Planetary Sit-In”
ISTR getting ‘Paranormal’ by mail order. The other two were quote unquote single releases from Interpreter, probably Cope’s last album of pop music. “Planetary Sit-In” is a recorded/staged/collaged “phone-in programme”, and doesn’t really repay repeated listening. “Ambulence” (a.k.a. “I come from another planet, baby”) is something else, in every sense. It’s in large part the work of Thighpaulsandra, and it’s every bit as strange as that alternative title might suggest (“Now, let us drink the reindeer’s piss!”). It’s worth sticking with, though, if only because the places it takes you make the eventual return of the main theme really effective. Never have the words “I come from another planet, baby” sounded so much like the Second Coming.
Cornershop, “Brimful Of Asha”
Darkstar, “Graceadelica”
The band formed when Terry Bickers left Levitation (which he’d formed after leaving the House of Love). Those names take you back, eh? I only got this for the sleeve art, which (like King Crimson’s Starless and Bible Black) is by Tom Phillips.
The Earlies, “EP4”; “Morning Wonder”
I was and remain a huge fan of these guys. Certainly the best two-guitar/five-keyboard/sax/trumpet/trombone/flute/cello/bass/percussion/drums combo I’ve ever seen.
Espers, “The weed tree”
Richard Frisson, “Christmas EP”
A singer-songwriter friend of mine from folk club days; witty and thoughtful, with a trenchant turn of phrase. Not actually folk, but neither were Espers and they did all right.
Robyn Hitchcock & The Egyptians, “So You Think You’re In Love”
Robyn Hitchcock & The Venus 3, “Sex, Food, Death and Tarantulas”
Rather a good mostly-live EP, from 2007 (making it, jointly with a couple of others on the ‘staying’ list, the most recent thing here).
Hood, “The Lost You”
I bought this after reading a positive review – possibly in the Guardian Guide singles column – and wasn’t very impressed; “the year of the lost you” seemed like rather a drippy sixth-form-poetry conceit. I should have listened more closely, I realise now; Hood were a really interesting, experimental band, working similar terrain to Flying Saucer Attack. This EP was part-produced by Choque Hosein of Black Star Liner and featured contributions by Doseone of cLOUDDEAD and a Robert Wyatt sample – I mean, come on, 2004 Phil, we’re not talking Embrace here. I may have some catching up to do.
Hookers Green No. 1, “Three-Track Demo”
Bigged up on the, er, Channel Four Teletext singles review page, and bought by mail order. Much more complex than it had any need to be; the words ‘all over the place’ might also come to mind. Big in Aberdeen.
The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, “Experimental Remixes”
I have fond memories of listening to this one while playing Duke Nukem with a user-designed ‘ancient Greece’ skin, in breaks from working on my doctorate. Bangers all, but the Beck and Moby remixes are particularly fine.
Kraftwerk, “Expo2000”
Shame about Kraftwerk; shame they hadn’t retired some time before this. Nice lenticular CD case, though.
Laika, “Antenna”
The band formed by Margaret Fiedler after she left Moonshake. I only discovered the other day that Louise Elliott was in Laika – the Louise Elliott, from Laughing Clowns! I saw them live and everything, and I never knew! Anyway, great EP, great sleeve design.
LFO, “Tied Up”
This was, among other things, my introduction to Spiritualized’s “seriously blissed-out” phase, via a remix on this (otherwise very banging) EP.
The Magnetic Fields, “The House Of Tomorrow”
From my retrospective-Magnetic-Fields-completist period; five ‘loop songs’ (i.e. sung over an eight-bar loop for a backing track). Much better than that sounds.
Many Hands, “World In A Room”
A New Zealand mate of mine was in Many Hands, whose instrumentation made the Earlies look tame – think reeds and tablas and djembe and erhu and highland bagpipes and, and… and bass and drums. World music? They had it.
Beth Orton, “Best Bit”
Bought in New Orleans, when I was there for work; not sure it was released over here. (Don’t talk to me about New Orleans; I got a cold from the air conditioning & hated the place, although I did like the beignets.) Features two tracks with Terry Callier, including a sublime reading of Fred Neil’s “Dolphins”.
Pete Royle, “They are helpless”
This is by another mate from folk club days, who got some friends into a studio and recorded a single about the 1999 Sudan famine, in the hope of selling it for charity. Sadly, he couldn’t get it released, and ended up handing out copies to friends and fellow folkies. I was at the folk club one week when another performer came up to Pete and gave him the CD back, seemingly having thought Pete was lending it to him (“it’s not really my sort of thing”). After he’d gone Pete turned to me and said, “There you are – I actually can’t give them away!”
The Soft Boys, “Side Three”
Additional tracks from the Nextdoorland sessions. Like that album, it’s not great, but it’s a lot better than it could have been.
Spiritualized, “The Abbey Road EP”
Spiritualized, orchestrated. Big, very big.
Stereolab, “The Free Design”
I prefer early, mostly-motorik Stereolab, but later, mostly-lounge-jazz Stereolab is still pretty good.
Super Furry Animals, “Ice Hockey Hair”
A fantastic track – seven minutes of psychedelic post-punk neo-prog loveliness. I learned the other day that the band thought of it as a joke song, “ice hockey hair” being what I believe is known as a “diss”. I don’t care, I still love it.
Suzuki K1 >> 7.5 cc, “Satellite Serenade”
From my Orb period.
Uilab, “Fires”
Ui/Stereolab collab consisting mainly of versions of Eno’s “St Elmo’s Fire”. From before my Magnetic Fields period.
The Verve, “The Drugs Don’t Work”
Magnificent as it is, the main song isn’t really the Verve. But the EP also includes rather a good guitar instrumental, as well as a mad James Lavelle remix of “Bittersweet Symphony”.
Wir, “Vien”
Wire mk. 3 (Newman/Lewis/Gilbert) in full “interesting but not necessarily listenable” mode.
Wire, “Read & Burn 03”
First recordings of Wire mk. 5 (Newman/Lewis/Grey). “23 Years Too Late” is a highlight. The band cancelled a Swedish tour when Wire mk. 1 split up in 1980, eventually playing Sweden in 2003 – when they were greeted by ranks of greying Wire fans in punk leathers, to all appearances the same people who had booked to see them twenty-three years earlier.
Robert Wyatt, “A Short Break”
James Yorkston, “Hoopoe”
From my, well, James Yorkston period, which is to say the period before I (a) got more committed to trad folk than he is and (b) noticed that all his own songs seemed to be about J. Yorkston’s sex life (which to be fair sounded quite varied and interesting, but enough is enough). Great version of “Sir Patrick Spens”, though.


