the universe has existed for billions of years and by a coincidence we ended up living at the same time. that counts for something.
waiter: hi what would you like to drink?
me: coke please
waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?
it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram
tell yourself you’re hot. tell yourself you’re amazing. tell yourself you’re untouchably, radiantly attractive. do it every day, even if it feels like you’re lying to yourself. insist to the mirror that you’re the cutest thing its ever reflected. if you do it enough eventually it wont feel like lying anymore, it’ll be automatic, and you’ll recognize yourself as the incredible babe you really are.
Duolingo just added a new course… rip free time