this cat sniffs gay people. rb to put him on ur blog

Congrats if you survived this year because what the fuck was that

Two of the main fish that we breed at work are clownfish and dottybacks, and in most of the tanks in boodstock we have a clown pair and a dotty pair. Recently I have begun to think of them as the opposites of each other. Hear me out okay

Clownfish are all born male and the largest one in a group becomes the dominant female. She protects the territory and defends their nest from predators and rivals, while the smaller male tends to the eggs. Sometimes they fight but a happy, bonded clownfish couple is a force united, both of them prepared to keep their eggs safe at any cost.

Dotties are all born female and the largest one becomes the male. He is also territorial and defends his nest violently if necessary. But, he is also the sole caretaker of the eggs. The female dotty has no parental instincts whatsoever. In fact, part of the reason male dotties are so territorial is because the female is a predator. She won’t hesitate to turn around and eat the eggs she just laid. So, even the most chill dotty couple is in a constant tango of paranoia over the possibility of the female sneaking in and eating her own children. Even if the two have lived together peacefully for years, he has no problem ripping her apart if she gets too close to his nest before the eggs hatch.

It’s like a house with a happy loving couple on one floor and their downstairs neighbors are in a fight to the death because the wife was trying to eat their kids again.

my tumblr mutuals will take characters from media that is not very good & construct such rich & intricate inner worlds for them in their posts that i will go wow that sounds so compelling let me go check this out….& then the canon character will be like. relatively boring with very little interiority. but that’s okay because sometimes the real character is the one my tumblr mutuals hallucinated along the way….

BITING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

back before I had a bazillion parents and siblings when I was still an only child with a single mom and I wasn’t old enough for school she used to take me to work with her and I’d just read and colour and nap on a blanket under her desk, and as a funny result of that no matter how alert or uncomfy I am, if I can get myself under a desk somewhere then I will sleep like the dead. My old roommate got mad at me once cause she found me under the dining table

OP's tags were so good I had to save them for posterity

i <3 tiktaalik

Going 'asexual lesbians are valid' doesn't really mean anything if you're gonna continue to shame lesbians who don't want to receive during sex, lesbians who don't want to give during sex, hate on touch-me-nots, pillow princesses and the lesbians scared to eat pussy, say that lesbian discourse only happens bc of lesbians who don't get laid, perpetrate the lesbian bed death myth, keep using 'asexual lesbian' as a synonym for desexualised white feminine lesbian, call sexless lesbian romance friendship and keep making fun of those boring sapphics who only want to hold hands and kiss to girl in red or something. Cus apart from the fact we also make up some of those categories, compulsory sexuality doesn't stop being bad just bc the word 'asexual' is absent. If you wanna do your bit for the ace lesbians, stop replicating compulsory sexuality in gay. Stop using lack of monogamous switch4switch cis lesbian sex as your punchline. Stop seeing us as watered down lesbians and see us as complete for a change.

Equivalent in Leeds, England

make your own foot scrub

World Heritage Post

Greicously ingured and left to die in the land of sweet berries

& there is no escape my dear 🙂

alright i’ll bite. what is morbious

this

i would like a hug…. JUST KIDDING! i would like TWO hugs. (suddenly becomes cold and standoffish) i don’t need anything or anyone and i don’t want to talk about it.

The Trump administration announced this week that it will soon begin garnishing the wages of individuals who have failed to repay their student loans.

The Department of Education will send notices to approximately 1,000 borrowers the week of Jan. 7, 2026 — with more notices to come at an increasing scale each month, according to the Associated Press.