Why I cannot give out my screen ID's to my relatives and family members.

This is as embarrassing as it could possibly get.



Dad: What's your skype ID?

Me: I .. uh .. can't .. erm .. remember.

Dad: Try recalling. *after a while* Do you remember it now?

Me: No.

Dad: Tell me your email ID so that I can search for you with it. It'll probably show up.

Me: *gives the email address*

Dad: Okay, so something showed up.
*pause*

Dad: ' effthisboolsheet1 '? That's you?

Me: Jee.

Dad: *stone-cold silence*

Auntie Oxidant to the rescue!

This is what I found in my lecture slides regarding Antioxidants. I love how they make Biochem so much fun.

I don't know what my friend was complaining about when she said: 'How can I take Biochem seriously with this popping up in the middle of the lecture?'

You ain't got nothin' on me!

I just realized that I'm the strongest person I know.

Also, I get tired of people pretty soon no matter how close they are to me. This is sorta disturbing.

If I have stones inside my bladder, can I say I'm stoned?

What. It's hard to concentrate on Urology with such questions popping inside your head every five minutes.

I'm going to party the fuck out of life.

CVS is over.
Let me say that again; CVS is finally over.

You can't imagine how ecstatic I am for that right now.
PARTY TAIM. =D

The theory part was .. weird. I don't know how else to put it. I knew anatomy and some bits of physio only. Pharmacology and Biochemistry can take a flying fuck for all I care. When I came out of the lecture hall after finally submitting my answer sheet, I saw at least 23 girls crying over Patho which surprised me since I knew most of the stuff in the pathology portion.  Maybe I'm not such a waste of my dad's money after all.

The OSPE was okay except for the ECG station. I couldn't get the leads to stick on the subjects chest. So I just pretended to let it dangle on his chest till the examiner decided to prob them and BAM, they all plummeted down to the ground. I hate you V5 and V6.
But I never was that CVS-ish anyway, so I'm cool.

Here's a screen-shot from my facebook. I wrote it on my batch's group wall 10 hours before the theory exam. Yeah, I was THAT screwed.

I hate samosa's and this was the best mode of suicide available to me at that time.

I need to buy some good books since the next exam is miles away which means I don't have to study until the night before the exam AND also because I need to find an activity other than watching myself fail at buffering Inception and cleaning my room. 

Suggest, people.