So yesterday I was supposed to take dinner over to a family in our ward whose mom had just had surgery. No big deal, I figure. I'd just make everything up before I went to work, have Brett stick it in the oven and have it be done just in time for me to run it over to their house by 5:30.

But, as you know, things in life rarely go as planned.
The disaster began when I walked in the door after work. My wonderful husband had followed my cooking directions perfectly; the food was in the oven and had only about 2 minutes until it was supposed to be done. The timer goes off, I grab the pan out of the oven, pull the foil off and find a gigantic, soupy, disgusting mess.
The dish (which I've made hundreds of times and have never had a problem with) is basically cream of chicken soup, water, rice and chicken breasts. When it's done correctly, it looks something like this:

Mine wasn't even close to that. It was more like 4 pale chicken breasts floating around in cloudy water with half cooked rice stuck to the bottom of the pan. So I see this and my heart stops. I literally have 15 minutes before I have to deliver dinner to a family of four. What am I going to do?
First I go through my options...order them a pizza? No, not enough time.
Try to make something else? Again, not enough time.
Run away to Hawaii?

Okay, (sigh)...no.
Finally I decide to transfer everything into a smaller container and cook it for at least a few more minutes. 10 minutes later, I'm still staring at a runny mess. I have about 5 minutes until I'm supposed to be there, so I decide to make do with what I've got and hope the family doesn't recognize me when I drop the food off. I throw everything into my strainer (yes, the thing you use to drain water off of pasta) in a lame attempt to get rid of the excess water/soup, throw it into yet another casserole dish, load everything into the car and drive over to deliver the mess.
On my way over, I'm contemplating how I could leave the food without them knowing who gave it to them. I passed a couple of neighbor boys and thought about giving them each a couple bucks to run the food over there, but decided against that. Then I seriously thought about just leaving everything on the doorstep, ringing the doorbell and running away, but then realized that my name and address were on the bottom of the casserole dish that was holding my dinner mess, so they would eventually find out who the lame-o was who gave them crappy food and doorbell-ditched them.
So now I just have to figure out how to not run into this poor family for at least a few months until they forget about the awful dinner the Carters made for them. I suppose if I can't come up with anything, there's always Hawaii, right?