Remember a few months back when everyone was doing that "25 things about me" list on Facebook? I joked with my mom that a fatty was only thing I could write 25 things about.
Confused? Read on.

1-I call any fountain drink that is over 32 ounces a "fatty." Only my family and select friends actually know what I'm talking about. Most people assume I am talking about drugs....probably ought to be careful who I am around when I call my sister and ask her if she wants to "get a fatty" later.
2-The only time my husband has feared for his life was the day he dropped and broke my fatty mug and had to tell me. The convo went as follows:
Brett: "I did something really bad"
Me: "What? Did you wreck the car?"
Brett: "No...worse."
Me: "What....what happened."
Brett: "I broke your fatty mug!"
3- After getting in my first car accident, the first thing I thought was not "oh, no, my car!" but rather "oh no! I just spilled my brand new fatty!" (True story.)
4-I rate gas stations "good" or "bad" based solely on the fact that they have Diet Dr. Pepper as a fountain drink option (and that it tastes good.)
5-I have one "best" gas station for fatty drinks in every town I have lived in, except for New York, where none of the gas stations had fountain drink machines (I nearly died by the way...2 liters are no where close to as good as fountain drinks)
6-The best fatty gas stations are: Woods Cross-RB's. West Valley-Holiday on 3900 South. Shelley-Stop n' Go. Idaho Falls-17th Street Car Wash (RIP). Logan-the little convienience store on the lower level of TSC.
7-The only person I know who could come close to beating me in a fatty drinking contest is my sister Sarah, and she's more into coffee now.
8-I have only given up drinking fatties twice...once for about 2 weeks when I was living at home and going to the U and once for the first 5 months I was pregnant with Macy.
9-I am now on my third fatty mug…although you can't really call it a mug because it isn't insulated and doesn't have a handle or its own lid. [See #2 for the fate of fatty mug number 1 (aka Ol' Red).] I threw away fatty mug number 2 (Big Blue) in another failed attempt to quit.
10-As of 2-18-09, #9 isn't true.
11-I now drink my fatty from a 52 oz mug I lovingly call "Mugsy."
12-I get fatties at the same gas station so often, that I pretty much can tell you who is working when.
13-Occasionally, I will refer to a fatty as a sodee (sew-dee). Not really sure where that one came from.
14. Sometimes I like some candy with my fatty. My candy of choice? Purple Skittles-occasionally referred to as pupe-skits (again, not exactly sure where that came from.)
15-I waited almost a month after knowing Brett before bringing my fatty mug over to his apartment.
16-He didn't know what to think at first. Now he accepts my love of fatties as one of my many quirks.
17-I can't decide if the plural for fatty should be spelled fattys or fatties. Maybe it should be fatti...
18-I keep trying to figure out a way to convert the cup holders in our Mitsubishi to hold my fatty mug.
19-Until fatty cup holders are invented, Mugsy usually sits in the passenger seat with my purse or other bag in front of it as a makeshift seat belt.
20-A fatty is good with lots of things; pizza, sandwiches, chips, popcorn, hamburgers, Swedish fish....
21-A fatty is not good with a recently toothpaste-brushed mouth.
22-Sometimes my loved ones offer to bring me a fatty when I've had a rough day...I love this.
23-Me and the sibs used to sneak off and buy fattys on Sunday, then take our window screen out and smuggle them through our bedroom window so we wouldn't have to try and carry them through the house and risk Mom hearing the tell-tale "shake of the ice" sound.
24-I know that every time Grandma Barb sees me drinking my fatty, she will ask what is in it, and then proceed to tell me that I should be putting water in my mug instead.
25-I still dream about the day when I will give up fattys for good…but I’m not making any promises.