so never mind the darkness
we still can find a way
'cause nothin' lasts forever
not even cold november rain.
and i can see a love restrained.
Borat - Throw the jew down the well.
borat is a character played by Sacha baron cohen, a jewish comedian from britain.
borat's a kazhakstan reporter in a country music bar in USA for this episode. its amusing how receptive the crowd is to a clearly anti-semite song, but damn the bloody song's so catchy.
Lyrics - In my country there is problem
Verse
In my country there is problem,
And that problem is transport.
It take very very long,
Because Kazakhstan is big.
Chorus 1
Throw transport down the well (repeat line)
So my country can be free (repeat line)
We must make travel easy (repeat line)
Then we’ll have a big party (repeat line)
Verse 2
In my country there is problem
And that problem is the Jew
They take everybody money
And they never give it back
Chorus 2
Throw the jew down the well (repeat line)
So my country can be free (repeat line)
You must grab him by his horns (repeat line)
Then we have a big party (repeat line)
Verse 3
If you see the Jew coming
You must be carefull of his teeth
You must grab him by his money
And I tell you what to do
(Repeat Chorus 2 twice)
i cant stand the rain...of overly positive emotions sparked by the description of classmates started by kelvin.julia posted too. nice of them, but nothing fun enough!
here's my dash of yang to their yin. here's some contemporary haiku, by jingwen
i'm stealing julia's order. sue me.
azura ;
whoah female playa
she's so gonna steal your heart
with her lacy bras
andrea;
arty farty fan
henna on your hand with pen
give me one too, please
azimah;
hey azimama
jia hua's your azipapa
a paul twohill fringe
ruth;
photosavvy babe
armed with camera and heart
nothing escapes her
(damn i like this)
melissa;
behind black rimmed specs
hides a demeanour so cool
she's peranakan.
kunman;
nondampairdotcom
funkyfuntabulistic
sit next to me yea
amanda;
keep your hands off me
i'm calling you minzhen,dear
c'est la vie, ma chérie
(i cheated. so? artistic freedom of expression)
xiaoyu;
hyperextension
she's into what's happening
gerald tay, N.A.
(i've to mention kunda's 'is this too small',while showing her the little finger of a glove)
xinwei;
siggggggggggggggh,<---this counts as five syllables
xinwei's got such a sweet smile
she'd make a good wife
(her kids'd walk all over her though. interested parties please tag.)
huiyi;
seasports capitaine
logical respectable
sometimes she giggles
julia;
you forgot sexy
out of the powerpuff girls
she's bubbles, really!
(the first line is with reference to your post on me)
bernard;
drop the beta,boy
and char kway teow in the morn
hot bod here you come.
kelvin;
you've got woman hands
stop looking down our sleeves, maaan,
sensitive, gentle
yiding;
damn, he's the real deal
who can get his babe to pay
let's go shoot some hoops
(after me of course:) he's a real GENTLEMAN, not some gentle man. respect )
mingsing;
yo emo bobo
yea, guys who do poems are cool
you nag too much,boy
(yowhoahwhoah three ys in a row, 4 if your count this too, and emo bobo in the nicest way possible, its like a cool term for SNAG)
yirui;
azu's pretty boy
how'd you sleep so much and score
you run too damn fast
zhenghong;
your jokes suck, big time
just except when it's lessons
zhenghong ain't a 'roo
munhay;
heyheyheymunhay
i like your blingblingnikes
zhenghong, bad for brain
(yea zh i still love you)
hee xun;
grapes in tupperware
his kai men jian shan destroy
he be zhong guo feng
milord;
julia forgot you
i wont, you damn masterflirt
keep on smiling, dude
ernest;
D-O-T-A MAN
take care of the thin girl yea
or i'll kancho you
(ask me to demo if you dont know what kancho is)
kunda;
want some steak? real raw
he's gonna be da P M
watchout all yo guys
thomas;
mister moustache man
scary mugger dude, respect
and eightenn pullups
songjie;
you jump bloody high
bullied by small azimah
our class ponstar
sherman;
sherman's lagoon, wham
i've got floorball training, yea
show us some airhooks
reuban;
have you got a thing for
angmoh teachers, i 'derstand
noisy during davis
zhangrui;
miss julia's BF
smooth, sneaky and kinda cool
he's such a nice man
(BF is short for best friend.duh)
hello all.
its been a long time since the previous post eh.
well i've been up to not much good as usual; but we'll talk about that another time.
i want all of you to leave one word describing what you want to be on my tagboard.
HER DIARY:
Saturday, May 21st 2005
Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I went shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late so thought it might be that. The bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we go somewhere nice to eat. All through dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly laughed and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying. I just knew that something was wrong. He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in; he hesitated but followed. I asked him again if there was something the matter but he just half shook his head and turned the television on. After about 10 minutes of Silence, I said I was going upstairs to bed. I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply. He just gave a sigh and a sad sort of smile. He didn't follow me up but later he did, and I was surprised when we made love. He still seemed distant and a bit cold, and I started to think that he was going to leave me and that he had found someone else. I cried myself to sleep.
MAN'S DIARY:
Saturday, May 21st 2005
Apple switched to Intel.
Absolutely gutted.
Got a shag though.
