Can't take this anymore

Headache, nauseating, cough, urge of vomiting, dizzy, flu and accounting exams.

Had a bad dream of accounts and couldn't fall asleep the whole night.

Its like when you're in a bad dream and when u wake up u're still in the bad dream only this time, its real.

I need a break.

Things you shouldn't do with your MacBook

Reasons why you shouldn't bring your MacBook near Ivan.

Front: White MacBook (ZUZU, Ivan's MacBook), Black MacBook (Some poor dude's)

He'll make a Frankenstein out of your MacBook. *Evil Laughter*.. MUAHAHAHHAA

This was why the Blackie was being torn apart for. 

Who knows what's next, maybe Zuzu will be the opposite Michael Jackson with its skin operation.

DOGba vs. Jonny "grasshopper" Evans

Things to notice,

1. Lampard walked away

2. Evans walked away

3. Van Der Sar ran away

4. There's a dog having nightmares on the pitch

Youtube Stars

The internet is a cruel place, it will make you or break you.
The following are a few examples of how the Internet will give you false hope for just about anything.

Watch the video here!




On a totally random note,

Happy 40th birthday to cookie monster, prove to show that chocolate chip cookies are good and will keep you running even when you're 40. Om nom nom nom nom.

Koo Koo Bird

A little Story of Alice and the Big Bird.

Big Bird & Alice

Small Bird & Alice

FUuUuuuuUUuuU!







The last picture is dedicated to Jojo.
Birds rules. especially Blue Birds. ifyouknowwhatimean.

One Night in The Najib's Turf

Putrajaya @ night.

A multimillion ringgit bridge over a man made river.

Spooky tree in conjunction with Halloween!

Man Utd Supporter snapping photos of what looks like Brooklyn Bridge.

Cheap Bokeh Shots

Vrooooommmm!

Dogs = Adorable or Creepy

I want a dog,

okay, the 2nd one just gave me nightmares, maybe a french bulldog...Cruel little owner..

Sesame Street Does Apple iPod ads!

Original Apple iPod ad featuring The Ting Tings

Sesame Street's Version. Even kids now dig Apples! hahaha

Flood in Georgia

Lovely weather in KL everyday if you noticed. Clear blue skies puffy white clouds. In the words of Bono - U2 "Its a Beautiful Day.. AHhhhHHHhh"

Lovely puffy clouds, reminds me of the Pixar short clip before up.

Outside my home

Well we should be thankful because it is not so lovely on the otherside of the world @ Georgia, home of the Coca Cola corp & Six Flags Amusement Park. 2 years back, Georgia suffered massive drought and when they wished for water they had water, well a little too much I guess?

Such a shame to see Six Flag's Legendary Rollercoaster underwater, maybe its a new twist of wetpark and dry park??

Kanye's right this time though..

1Malaysia F1 Team

In the mind of a Malaysian Prime Minster,

"Lets increase the price of petrol and start our own F1 Team!"

"We have spare cash, and our National Car Proton is shit, what shall we do.

Choice 1: Fund the National Car Company for further development

Choice 2: Buy a F1 team"

"Even though our car quality is shit, as long as it can bee seen on tv, its good enough, it will improve sales."

I just puked...........on the car.

Everytime you Pump RON95/Pay taxes, you are contributing to 1Malaysia F1

Interruption Week! : Obama Lies! & Beyonce has the Best Video!

What a strange week, something is wrong with the world.

Everyone just can't seem to sit still and let people finish their speech.

First it was the case of a Republican Lawmaker who shouted "You Lie" out of displeasure to President Barack Obama when he was giving his speech.

"You Lie" @ about 1.20 min

Just 4 days later, its Kanye West's turn to steal the limelight from poor ol' Taylor Swift after winning her first MTV Video Music Awards for the category of Best Female Video Award.

In typical Kanye fashion, he went on stage while Taylor is giving her speech and grab her mic saying in front of live tv audience claiming "Beyonce has one of the best videos of all time!"

Well, when videos goes up on epic youtube, it is only time for people (geeks) to merge them together.

Obama disagrees with Kanye West too!!!!!!!

Relationships

Its so true.

The Malaysian Government Thinks that Homosexuality Causes Swine Flu

Seriously What the F??

This Swine Flu thingy is getting out of hand.. First too much media exposure, next too much unnecessary panic caused, and now this??

Every so often there's a story on the global health circuit that is so absurd, it causes our proverbial record to scratch. Like the time that South Africa's former Health Minister, Manto Tshabalala-Msimang, said that ingesting lemon juice and potatoes could help treat HIV. Or when evangelical groups like Word Relief, who received millions of U.S. federal dollars in PEPFAR funding under President George W. Bush, told people in countries like Mozambique, Kenya and Haiti that condoms don't work to prevent STDs.

Well, now it's time to count Malaysia's government-run news service as part of the global health lie factory. Today they're out with an article from a physician that says homosexuality and masturbation make the body an easy target for Swine Flu (otherwise known as H1N1). The scary part is that the news service in question, Bernama, runs their stories in nearly every part of the country. Lies and misinformation, get ready to spread.

The doctor at the center of the article, V. M. Palaniappan, used to teach ecology at the University of Malaysia. Maybe he should have stuck with ecology instead of wading into the waters of global health. Here's his rationalization behind his theory, which almost reads like a non-sequitor from Alaska's former governor. Check it out:

Dr. V. M. Palaniappan said that homosexuality and masturbation caused the body to develop friction heat which in turn, produced acid and made the body hyperacidised.

"Thus, the body becomes an easy target for H1N1 infection," he told Bernama, emphasising however, that normal sexual union between members of the opposite sex was absolutely safe....

Ah, yes. It's only the homosexual sex that causes friction heat. Must be all that dance music we listen to while getting it on...

Two words come to mind. Medical crackpot. Yet the government of Malaysia gives this guy a voice with which to reach people across the country, and offer medical advice. I wonder if that has anything to do with the fact that Malaysia criminalizes homosexuality with penalties ranging from twenty years in prison to whippings and beatings. Or that Malaysia's ruling political party is so vehemently anti-LGBT, that they even have a sub-section of the party known as the "People's Anti-Homosexual Voluntary Movement."

Anyone else thinking that we could start a reality show under the title of, "When Countries Attack Global Health"?

I think something is wrong with the people leading our country this time.

World's Most Bad Ass Jogger

WTF???!

Tim Dream I Died

Today's random conversation

4:16:11 PM -TiMoN-: ivan....

4:16:12 PM -TiMoN-: dude..

4:16:14 PM ivaaaaaaannnn.: yooo

4:16:19 PM -TiMoN-: i had a really fucking bad dream about you yesterday

4:16:24 PM ivaaaaaaannnn.: fuck

4:16:25 PM ivaaaaaaannnn.: what happen?!

4:16:37 PM -TiMoN-: u er..

4:16:39 PM -TiMoN-: u died man

4:16:43 PM -TiMoN-: please avoid escalators

4:16:46 PM ivaaaaaaannnn.: what the..

4:16:58 PM -TiMoN-: u fell from an escalator

4:17:00 PM -TiMoN-: in pyramid

4:17:05 PM ivaaaaaaannnn.: fuck

4:17:07 PM ivaaaaaaannnn.: i'm going pyramid tomorrow

4:17:12 PM -TiMoN-: i could hear you screaming all the way down

This pops a question, whats your opinion on dreams? Do they really come true?

I'll be going back to work tomorrow... So probably I need answers quick.. =S

KAME HAME HAAAAA!

MTV WORLD STAGE 2009

This is a video entry to catch Kasabian live at the MTV World Stage 2009.

VOTE HERE!

http://www.xpax.com.my/uoxmtv/entry/fat-lip.html

Ivan is a bad boy.

According to Today from MSNBC, Ivan is listed as top 10 "bad boy" baby names.

"New parents may balk at naming their newborn boys such tried-and-true but yawn-inducing names as Michael or David — but a new study shows that if they play it safe, they may be doing their babies a favor.

Writing in Social Science Quarterly, Shippensburg University professor David Kalist says giving newborn males oddball, girly or strange first names may just help land them in jail.

In alphabetical order, the Top 10 “bad boy” names, according to Kalist, are Alec, Ernest, Garland, Ivan, Kareem, Luke, Malcolm, Preston, Tyrell and Walter."

Source

Does this look like a bad boy to u?

LULZ!

"GO GO POWER RANGERS."

Manchester United's new song

Manchester United vs. Malaysia XI Story in Pictures

I'm a little lazy to blog about what happened and all during the match as blogger is being a bitch and not being able to save the post is killing me...

So I've decided to upload all lovely pictures to Flickr instead. =D

Anyway, reached Bukit Jalil pretty late(5.30pm) considering its a tradition for hardcore football fans to camp outside the Stadium couple of hours earlier.

Met Jim the "Jinx"

Sea of reds when we arrived.

However we managed to get our perfect seats just just in time for kick off.

Atmosphere there was spectacular, 85,000 fans there thought that they would witness the trashing of Malaysia once again.

BUT, everyone of them were eventually proved wrong after the shocking shocking score-line.

Anyway, will stop the talking as tons and tons of blogs/newspapers/forums have already covered what happened during that astonishing day.

So here is what the camera is for on the day!

Starting Line Up.

Salam with the datuk datuk time.

Malaysian XI

United XI

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The Nani Vs. Malaysian Keeper Story

Malaysian Keeper: You've just got served

Nani: I'm gonna kick your balls later during the free kick.

Nani's revenge to kick the goalkeeper's balls

Keeper just got served.

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Nani's Corner Kick

Malaysia did the unimaginable.

It's more like the home to Manchester United than Malaysia.

Night falls at Bukit Jalil

Before. (60mins, Owen sub in)

After (85 mins: GOAL!)

John O'Shea

Weeeeeee!

Malaysia's most impressive 90 minutes

Lap of honor!

Racism in United.

Lucas and Mr. WTF Face?

Chicks + Football Match = Double Awesomeness!

Massive human traffic on the way back

Alice proving her jersey is original!

Hope to see you again!

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Current Desktop Wallpaper!

Full Album -> Flickr.